I chadfished a foid by photoshopping my face to give me a more masculine jawline.
and lied about my height.
And I managed to attract a foid.
She actually told me to go to her apartment on the beach to help her "study".
It was some snobby rich college girl.
I show up and the minute she opened the door, a look of confusion and disgust appeared on her face.
But she let me in anyway. We smoked some weed and she had an asian room mate.
They talked down on me in a condescending way.
she: "So what happened to your face, did they repo your plastic surgery cuz you couldn't pay the bil"
roommate: "I have high heels if you need to borrow some"
Im high as fuck and that shit felt like a sharp spear stabbing at my stomach
thats the last thing you want to hear when you're high.
then we're standing out on the balcony and she gets a call from chad.
I can hear the chad voice cuz Im standing practically right next to her.
then she says "hey I need you to give me a ride to my cousins house"
and I just went along with it cuz they gave me free weed and Im a sucker.
I drive her to another apartment building and when I drop her off I said
"wait, isn't ur family from Louisiana? how could they be in miami?"
and then she just quickly got out of the car and ran away.
and lied about my height.
And I managed to attract a foid.
She actually told me to go to her apartment on the beach to help her "study".
It was some snobby rich college girl.
I show up and the minute she opened the door, a look of confusion and disgust appeared on her face.
But she let me in anyway. We smoked some weed and she had an asian room mate.
They talked down on me in a condescending way.
she: "So what happened to your face, did they repo your plastic surgery cuz you couldn't pay the bil"
roommate: "I have high heels if you need to borrow some"
Im high as fuck and that shit felt like a sharp spear stabbing at my stomach
thats the last thing you want to hear when you're high.
then we're standing out on the balcony and she gets a call from chad.
I can hear the chad voice cuz Im standing practically right next to her.
then she says "hey I need you to give me a ride to my cousins house"
and I just went along with it cuz they gave me free weed and Im a sucker.
I drive her to another apartment building and when I drop her off I said
"wait, isn't ur family from Louisiana? how could they be in miami?"
and then she just quickly got out of the car and ran away.
