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JFL Times when you were chad

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One time a waitress didn't laugh at me

Any other pickup stories from my fellow SLAYERS?
 
>receiving a paper from a girl in class
>Hands accidentally touch
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Never forget about her warm hand since

Cya virgins
 
A girl slapped my ass in high school when I walking through the halls. I always had a nice ass, but this chick slapped my ass hard and kind of grabbed it. I looked back but she disappeared within the crowd I heard her laughing with her friend. I think her friend dared her, but I did see her but dissappered fast within the crowded hallways. I was confused, later that day I jerked off to it at home.
 
Kissed a cute girl at a club when we were drunk.had a cap on to hide nw7
 
I can’t remember a time I ever felt like chad
 
A girl slapped my ass in high school when I walking through the halls. I always had a nice ass, but this chick slapped my ass hard and kind of grabbed it. I looked back but she disappeared within the crowd I heard her laughing with her friend. I think her friend dared her, but I did see her but dissappered fast within the crowded hallways. I was confused, later that day I jerked off to it at home.
volcel
 

I didn't even know who she was tbh I got decent look but still didn't know, the school was huge lol

And I was super subhuman in high school, Lanklet and my lower third didn't develop properly and I use to dress like shit
 
I didn't even know who she was tbh I got decent look but still didn't know, the school was huge lol

And I was super subhuman in high school, Lanklet and my lower third didn't develop properly and I use to dress like shit

When did you start gymcelling?
 
I didn't even know who she was tbh I got decent look but still didn't know, the school was huge lol

And I was super subhuman in high school, Lanklet and my lower third didn't develop properly and I use to dress like shit
But you were 6'4 master race.
 
But you were 6'4 master race.
I was ethnic and a lanklet, you need frame and muscle for height to be a plus and or just be white because tall and white is legit theory
 
I had some good experiences with alcohol, that's all I will say
 
I fucked 2 stacies at the same time with one 7 inch dick *mine obv not a strapon) and i also 1v15'd a whole football team on my own. It's not much but it is what i t is
 
One time i cummed on Cinderellas dress, but the person wearing the dress wasnt Cinderella or female,,,or human.
 
I don't think I was ever Chad
 
in 4th grade a gave the cutest girl in the class a stuffed animal and a homeade card from valentines day
 
After major looksmaxing and shit, gymcelling and shit

truth is I was such an autistcel I couldn't deal with the attention, women were attracted but I'd just fuck it up with autism

so I stopped the looksmax, reversed it. And went back to being a nothing
 
a girl looked in my general direction

(mods please don't ban for bragging)
 
I have a good one.

A girl offered me to be in her group when I was the only one left out.

I guess I'm volcel now.
 

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