Story Time I Told an Obese Toilet to Shut the Fuck Up and Got Surrounded by 6 Simps

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

In highschool I used to visit my friend's cottage with 4-5 other guys every once or so. It was pretty close to where we lived so we could easily drive there every few weeks. For the most part it was just 4-5 guys, we'd grab some beers, get wasted, and have a good time. It was very informal and relaxed, we'd bring our own food and eat when we felt like it. It truly was a way to get away from regimented life.

Then one day one of the guys got a girlfriend, a fat Punjab toilet that wanted to be invited on the guys trip, which of course cucked host conceded. Let me just tell you she immedietly began fucking everything up:

>Tried to tell us what beers we were allowed to bring and told us to only get vodka
>Got passive aggressive when she saw us drinking beer
>Got pissed when people laughed together and tried to tell them to do something ("Go clean this or go do this"). We normally do all the cleanup at the end but this toilet wanted us to be doing chores 24/7 and would get pissed if she saw us having a good time

But worst of all, she made the entire trip about food. None of us really care about food that much but thanks to her food was the whole focus of the trip.

>"Anons! BREAKFEST IS READY, ANONS WE NEED TO EAT BREAKFEST ANON WHATS FOR BREAKFEST"

Almost 30 minutes after we finish eating and cleaning, she's talking about lunch and making us plan lunch. We just want to go drink beers but we can't because she keeps hounding us about lunch plans.

Later in the day at 3 she starts talking about dinner:

>"GUYS WHATS FOR DINNER??"
>"WHENS DINNER!"
>"GUYS OK SO DINNER IS IN AN HOUR"
>"DINNER IN 45 MINUTES!"
>"DINNER IN 30 MINUTES GUYS DINNER IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!"

She kept interrupting our conversations just to mention that dinner was coming, super annoying. Once we finally eat dinner I feel a sense of relief washed over me because dinner is the last meal of the day and now she won't have anything to bitch about.... then she brings out the cheesecake.

My friend and I were having a great conversation about the Russia-Ukraine war, causes and effects and CIA activities in the previous decade. We were really getting into an interesting discussion when the toilet jumped in rambling about the cheesecake, all I heard was:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESSECAKE ANNONS THERES CHEEESECAKE!"

I shoe her off with : "we're kind of busy here" and I put my hand up to block her face.

She gets the hint and fucks off back to the kitcheen, we continue our discussion, then she interrupts again, yelling at us from the kitchen:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE LETS EAT CHEESECAKE LOOK IM CUTTING THE CHEESECAKE HOW BIG IS YOUR SLICE? ANON IM CUTTING A CHEESECAKE"

I shout back:

>"HOLY SHIT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???"

Everyone looks at me, the toilets face turns white with shock and she goes "what? what do you mean?". I yell back

>"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHEESECAKE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE STOP INTERRUPTING, I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN CHEESECAKE NOW PISS OFFF!"

All the guys turn on me and go "broooooooooo buddy calm down bro don't talk to her like that bro bro"... meanwhile our entire cottage trip was ruined by this toilet constantly harping about food. I was only invited back like 3 times after that and it was when neither the toilet nor her simp boyfriend was there.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

In highschool I used to visit my friend's cottage with 4-5 other guys every once or so. It was pretty close to where we lived so we could easily drive there every few weeks. For the most part it was just 4-5 guys, we'd grab some beers, get wasted, and have a good time. It was very informal and relaxed, we'd bring our own food and eat when we felt like it. It truly was a way to get away from regimented life.

Then one day one of the guys got a girlfriend, a fat Punjab toilet that wanted to be invited on the guys trip, which of course cucked host conceded. Let me just tell you she immedietly began fucking everything up:

>Tried to tell us what beers we were allowed to bring and told us to only get vodka
>Got passive aggressive when she saw us drinking beer
>Got pissed when people laughed together and tried to tell them to do something ("Go clean this or go do this"). We normally do all the cleanup at the end but this toilet wanted us to be doing chores 24/7 and would get pissed if she saw us having a good time

But worst of all, she made the entire trip about food. None of us really care about food that much but thanks to her food was the whole focus of the trip.

>"Anons! BREAKFEST IS READY, ANONS WE NEED TO EAT BREAKFEST ANON WHATS FOR BREAKFEST"

Almost 30 minutes after we finish eating and cleaning, she's talking about lunch and making us plan lunch. We just want to go drink beers but we can't because she keeps hounding us about lunch plans.

Later in the day at 3 she starts talking about dinner:

>"GUYS WHATS FOR DINNER??"
>"WHENS DINNER!"
>"GUYS OK SO DINNER IS IN AN HOUR"
>"DINNER IN 45 MINUTES!"
>"DINNER IN 30 MINUTES GUYS DINNER IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!"

She kept interrupting our conversations just to mention that dinner was coming, super annoying. Once we finally eat dinner I feel a sense of relief washed over me because dinner is the last meal of the day and now she won't have anything to bitch about.... then she brings out the cheesecake.

My friend and I were having a great conversation about the Russia-Ukraine war, causes and effects and CIA activities in the previous decade. We were really getting into an interesting discussion when the toilet jumped in rambling about the cheesecake, all I heard was:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESSECAKE ANNONS THERES CHEEESECAKE!"

I shoe her off with : "we're kind of busy here" and I put my hand up to block her face.

She gets the hint and fucks off back to the kitcheen, we continue our discussion, then she interrupts again, yelling at us from the kitchen:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE LETS EAT CHEESECAKE LOOK IM CUTTING THE CHEESECAKE HOW BIG IS YOUR SLICE? ANON IM CUTTING A CHEESECAKE"

I shout back:

>"HOLY SHIT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???"

Everyone looks at me, the toilets face turns white with shock and she goes "what? what do you mean?". I yell back

>"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHEESECAKE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE STOP INTERRUPTING, I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN CHEESECAKE NOW PISS OFFF!"

All the guys turn on me and go "broooooooooo buddy calm down bro don't talk to her like that bro bro"... meanwhile our entire cottage trip was ruined by this toilet constantly harping about food. I was only invited back like 3 times after that and it was when neither the toilet nor her simp boyfriend was there.

Brutal noreplypill

 

[slavcel11]

I feel sick just from reading all this

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I feel sick just from reading all this

At who? Me or the toilet?

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

Women ruining everything thats what if learned. A women will most like try to make every converstion about herself.
It totally destroy the whole bonding you have with the rest of the group, when theres a women. Now you have to pay attention what you say or how you say smth.
Men need safe spaces without women (MGTOW is cucked and dumb, but they get this point right, even if they are to idiotic to be consequent about this)

 

[slavcel11]

At who? Me or the toilet?

you of course, because your behavior was so misogynistic and fatphobic towards this poor girl. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

you of course, because your behavior was so misogynistic and fatphobic towards this poor girl. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Lmaoooo

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Women ruining everything thats what if learned. A women will most like try to make every converstion about herself.
It totally destroy the whole bonding you have with the rest of the group, when theres a women. Now you have to pay attention what you say or how you say smth.
Men need safe spaces without women (MGTOW is cucked and dumb, but they get this point right, even if they are to idiotic to be consequent about this)

This is 100% factual

 

[HeinzKell]

In highschool I used to visit my friend's cottage with 4-5 other guys every once or so. It was pretty close to where we lived so we could easily drive there every few weeks. For the most part it was just 4-5 guys, we'd grab some beers, get wasted, and have a good time. It was very informal and relaxed, we'd bring our own food and eat when we felt like it. It truly was a way to get away from regimented life.

Then one day one of the guys got a girlfriend, a fat Punjab toilet that wanted to be invited on the guys trip, which of course cucked host conceded. Let me just tell you she immedietly began fucking everything up:

>Tried to tell us what beers we were allowed to bring and told us to only get vodka
>Got passive aggressive when she saw us drinking beer
>Got pissed when people laughed together and tried to tell them to do something ("Go clean this or go do this"). We normally do all the cleanup at the end but this toilet wanted us to be doing chores 24/7 and would get pissed if she saw us having a good time

But worst of all, she made the entire trip about food. None of us really care about food that much but thanks to her food was the whole focus of the trip.

>"Anons! BREAKFEST IS READY, ANONS WE NEED TO EAT BREAKFEST ANON WHATS FOR BREAKFEST"

Almost 30 minutes after we finish eating and cleaning, she's talking about lunch and making us plan lunch. We just want to go drink beers but we can't because she keeps hounding us about lunch plans.

Later in the day at 3 she starts talking about dinner:

>"GUYS WHATS FOR DINNER??"
>"WHENS DINNER!"
>"GUYS OK SO DINNER IS IN AN HOUR"
>"DINNER IN 45 MINUTES!"
>"DINNER IN 30 MINUTES GUYS DINNER IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!"

She kept interrupting our conversations just to mention that dinner was coming, super annoying. Once we finally eat dinner I feel a sense of relief washed over me because dinner is the last meal of the day and now she won't have anything to bitch about.... then she brings out the cheesecake.

My friend and I were having a great conversation about the Russia-Ukraine war, causes and effects and CIA activities in the previous decade. We were really getting into an interesting discussion when the toilet jumped in rambling about the cheesecake, all I heard was:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESSECAKE ANNONS THERES CHEEESECAKE!"

I shoe her off with : "we're kind of busy here" and I put my hand up to block her face.

She gets the hint and fucks off back to the kitcheen, we continue our discussion, then she interrupts again, yelling at us from the kitchen:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE LETS EAT CHEESECAKE LOOK IM CUTTING THE CHEESECAKE HOW BIG IS YOUR SLICE? ANON IM CUTTING A CHEESECAKE"

I shout back:

>"HOLY SHIT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???"

Everyone looks at me, the toilets face turns white with shock and she goes "what? what do you mean?". I yell back

>"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHEESECAKE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE STOP INTERRUPTING, I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN CHEESECAKE NOW PISS OFFF!"

All the guys turn on me and go "broooooooooo buddy calm down bro don't talk to her like that bro bro"... meanwhile our entire cottage trip was ruined by this toilet constantly harping about food. I was only invited back like 3 times after that and it was when neither the toilet nor her simp boyfriend was there.

What a miserable tub of shit. Your friends were all thinking the same thing but a lot of guys are just too cucked to come out and say what needs to be said. Also the host is an asshole for even inviting her along in the first place, any possible fun ended right then and there

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

What a miserable tub of shit. Your friends were all thinking the same thing but a lot of guys are just too cucked to come out and say what needs to be said. Also the host is an asshole for even inviting her along in the first place, any possible fun ended right then and there

I truly don’t understand her psychology. Why did she even want to come if she’s going to hate everything we do.

I forgot to mention but she also didn’t let us hang out by the water which we all wanted to do. You have to walk down this long stairwell through the forest to get to the water and it’s a bit far from the cottage. Whenever we were there the toilet would come down and throw a hissy fit and say “Annnnnons there’s something in the kitchen I need help for this!!!!”. Sometimes an anon would volunteer to go help her but she’d throw a hissy fit if we all didn’t come up. We never were able to go the water and eventually stopped trying because everytime we went down the toilet would come and yell at us to come back to the cottage.

 

[endoftheskies]

In highschool I used to visit my friend's cottage with 4-5 other guys every once or so. It was pretty close to where we lived so we could easily drive there every few weeks. For the most part it was just 4-5 guys, we'd grab some beers, get wasted, and have a good time. It was very informal and relaxed, we'd bring our own food and eat when we felt like it. It truly was a way to get away from regimented life.

Then one day one of the guys got a girlfriend, a fat Punjab toilet that wanted to be invited on the guys trip, which of course cucked host conceded. Let me just tell you she immedietly began fucking everything up:

>Tried to tell us what beers we were allowed to bring and told us to only get vodka
>Got passive aggressive when she saw us drinking beer
>Got pissed when people laughed together and tried to tell them to do something ("Go clean this or go do this"). We normally do all the cleanup at the end but this toilet wanted us to be doing chores 24/7 and would get pissed if she saw us having a good time

But worst of all, she made the entire trip about food. None of us really care about food that much but thanks to her food was the whole focus of the trip.

>"Anons! BREAKFEST IS READY, ANONS WE NEED TO EAT BREAKFEST ANON WHATS FOR BREAKFEST"

Almost 30 minutes after we finish eating and cleaning, she's talking about lunch and making us plan lunch. We just want to go drink beers but we can't because she keeps hounding us about lunch plans.

Later in the day at 3 she starts talking about dinner:

>"GUYS WHATS FOR DINNER??"
>"WHENS DINNER!"
>"GUYS OK SO DINNER IS IN AN HOUR"
>"DINNER IN 45 MINUTES!"
>"DINNER IN 30 MINUTES GUYS DINNER IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!"

She kept interrupting our conversations just to mention that dinner was coming, super annoying. Once we finally eat dinner I feel a sense of relief washed over me because dinner is the last meal of the day and now she won't have anything to bitch about.... then she brings out the cheesecake.

My friend and I were having a great conversation about the Russia-Ukraine war, causes and effects and CIA activities in the previous decade. We were really getting into an interesting discussion when the toilet jumped in rambling about the cheesecake, all I heard was:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESSECAKE ANNONS THERES CHEEESECAKE!"

I shoe her off with : "we're kind of busy here" and I put my hand up to block her face.

She gets the hint and fucks off back to the kitcheen, we continue our discussion, then she interrupts again, yelling at us from the kitchen:

>"CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE LETS EAT CHEESECAKE LOOK IM CUTTING THE CHEESECAKE HOW BIG IS YOUR SLICE? ANON IM CUTTING A CHEESECAKE"

I shout back:

>"HOLY SHIT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???"

Everyone looks at me, the toilets face turns white with shock and she goes "what? what do you mean?". I yell back

>"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CHEESECAKE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE STOP INTERRUPTING, I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN CHEESECAKE NOW PISS OFFF!"

All the guys turn on me and go "broooooooooo buddy calm down bro don't talk to her like that bro bro"... meanwhile our entire cottage trip was ruined by this toilet constantly harping about food. I was only invited back like 3 times after that and it was when neither the toilet nor her simp boyfriend was there.

pathetic men will do anything to an crumb of an toilet.