Experiment Thoughts about Samuel L Jackson?

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Ever since I read that Samuel L Jackson is the world's most bankable star I've been a bit fixated on him.


I always thought he was reasonably charismatic and sometimes very good (eg. Pulp Fiction) but I never realized how successful he was in the bigger scheme.

Here's what I can evaluate for him. Tell me if I'm wrong.




Pros
  • 6'1" or 6'2" see here.
  • Very deep voice.
  • Extremely high charisma - watching Kong Skull Island now and he's very good at it. Has a very particular way of speaking and emphasizing certain words that gets attention and draws you in. This is I think his greatest attribute and biggest source of his success.
  • High intimidation capacity - when he starts yelling it sounds like you wouldn't want to yell back.
Cons
  • Black.
  • Facial asymmetry, massive philtrum.
  • 4/10 face max.
  • Not ripped, never was ripped.
  • Sometimes he just yells a lot and seems unlikable and it's not remarkable (eg. Die Hard 3).
I think Samuel L Jackson would get destroyed on Tinder or other modern dating apps even in his youth. But yet as a movie star, when they give him a chance to express himself, he's become one of the top tier BBCs of the entire world. This is one of the problems with modern dating apps - they have eliminated any capacity for who a person actually is to factor into their success. This guy can fill millions of movie seats, but yet I bet he'd struggle to get a date without his celebrity.

What do you think when you contemplate Samuel L Jackson?
 
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I like his movies.
 
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he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.
 
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acnescarcel said:
he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.
 
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In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.
 
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i thought tom hanks was the most successful :feelswhere:

but yeah i love denzel, especially when he works with hollywood's most famous BBC theorist quentin tarantino
 
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He got lucky with Tarantino. Good for him I guess.
 
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acnescarcel said:
he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.
 
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I've only watched 3 good movies with him on it: Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas and Unbreakable.
 
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He is the archetype of the cool, loud, half-intelligent African-American.
 
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He's a good actor.
 
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MSCW said:
He got lucky with Tarantino. Good for him I guess.
And he turned that into being the token trustworthy nigger in Hollywood. Whatever makes bank.
 
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RageAgainstTDL said:
Ever since I read that Samuel L Jackson is the world's most bankable star I've been a bit fixated on him.


I always thought he was reasonably charismatic and sometimes very good (eg. Pulp Fiction) but I never realized how successful he was in the bigger scheme.

Here's what I can evaluate for him. Tell me if I'm wrong.




Pros
  • 6'1" or 6'2" see here.
  • Very deep voice.
  • Extremely high charisma - watching Kong Skull Island now and he's very good at it. Has a very particular way of speaking and emphasizing certain words that gets attention and draws you in. This is I think his greatest attribute and biggest source of his success.
  • High intimidation capacity - when he starts yelling it sounds like you wouldn't want to yell back.
Cons
  • Black.
  • Facial asymmetry, massive philtrum.
  • 4/10 face max.
  • Not ripped, never was ripped.
  • Sometimes he just yells a lot and seems unlikable and it's not remarkable (eg. Die Hard 3).
I think Samuel L Jackson would get destroyed on Tinder or other modern dating apps even in his youth. But yet as a movie star, when they give him a chance to express himself, he's become one of the top tier BBCs of the entire world. This is one of the problems with modern dating apps - they have eliminated any capacity for who a person actually is to factor into their success. This guy can fill millions of movie seats, but yet I bet he'd struggle to get a date without his celebrity.

What do you think when you contemplate Samuel L Jackson?
Interesting analysis, really makes you think of how the times have changed.
 
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BlackPillUNC said:
In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.
 
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Overrated and overexposed. It seems like he's in every other movie.
 
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BlackPillUNC said:
In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.