Experiment Thoughts about Samuel L Jackson?

[RageAgainstTDL]

Ever since I read that Samuel L Jackson is the world's most bankable star I've been a bit fixated on him.

120 Movies, $13 Billion in Box Office: How Samuel L. Jackson Became Hollywood’s Most Bankable Star

Samuel L. Jackson, the box office king and Trump golf antagonist ("I've been reported to Twitter a lot"), beat crack addiction to build a film career unrivaled in modern stardom, and the 70-year-old 'Glass' actor aims to work well into his 80s — if Marvel and the rest of Hollywood can afford him.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

I always thought he was reasonably charismatic and sometimes very good (eg. Pulp Fiction) but I never realized how successful he was in the bigger scheme.

Here's what I can evaluate for him. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Pros

• 6'1" or 6'2" see here.
• Very deep voice.
• Extremely high charisma - watching Kong Skull Island now and he's very good at it. Has a very particular way of speaking and emphasizing certain words that gets attention and draws you in. This is I think his greatest attribute and biggest source of his success.
• High intimidation capacity - when he starts yelling it sounds like you wouldn't want to yell back.

Cons

• Black.
• Facial asymmetry, massive philtrum.
• 4/10 face max.
• Not ripped, never was ripped.
• Sometimes he just yells a lot and seems unlikable and it's not remarkable (eg. Die Hard 3).

I think Samuel L Jackson would get destroyed on Tinder or other modern dating apps even in his youth. But yet as a movie star, when they give him a chance to express himself, he's become one of the top tier BBCs of the entire world. This is one of the problems with modern dating apps - they have eliminated any capacity for who a person actually is to factor into their success. This guy can fill millions of movie seats, but yet I bet he'd struggle to get a date without his celebrity.

What do you think when you contemplate Samuel L Jackson?

 

[narcissist]

I like his movies.

 

[acnescarcel]

he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.

 

[narcissist]

he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.

 

[Bakura806]

Indifferent just another black normie that appeals to pop culture.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

i thought tom hanks was the most successful

but yeah i love denzel, especially when he works with hollywood's most famous BBC theorist quentin tarantino

 

[YungCell]

he's alright. i like him in pulp fiction.

 

[Deleted member 60]

he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.

 

[FinnCel]

Mother fucker

 

[Deleted member 6470]

He got lucky with Tarantino. Good for him I guess.

 

[Life Wasted]

he's alright. i like him in quentin tarantino movies.

 

[Wolfgang Grimmer]

I've only watched 3 good movies with him on it: Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas and Unbreakable.

 

[Braincel14w]

He is the archetype of the cool, loud, half-intelligent African-American.

 

[Grotesque]

He got lucky with Tarantino. Good for him I guess.

And he turned that into being the token trustworthy nigger in Hollywood. Whatever makes bank.

 

[Wonder]

Okay actor but still a monkey.

 

[HardToSwallow]

Ever since I read that Samuel L Jackson is the world's most bankable star I've been a bit fixated on him.

120 Movies, $13 Billion in Box Office: How Samuel L. Jackson Became Hollywood’s Most Bankable Star

Samuel L. Jackson, the box office king and Trump golf antagonist ("I've been reported to Twitter a lot"), beat crack addiction to build a film career unrivaled in modern stardom, and the 70-year-old 'Glass' actor aims to work well into his 80s — if Marvel and the rest of Hollywood can afford him.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

I always thought he was reasonably charismatic and sometimes very good (eg. Pulp Fiction) but I never realized how successful he was in the bigger scheme.

Here's what I can evaluate for him. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Pros

• 6'1" or 6'2" see here.
• Very deep voice.
• Extremely high charisma - watching Kong Skull Island now and he's very good at it. Has a very particular way of speaking and emphasizing certain words that gets attention and draws you in. This is I think his greatest attribute and biggest source of his success.
• High intimidation capacity - when he starts yelling it sounds like you wouldn't want to yell back.

Cons

• Black.
• Facial asymmetry, massive philtrum.
• 4/10 face max.
• Not ripped, never was ripped.
• Sometimes he just yells a lot and seems unlikable and it's not remarkable (eg. Die Hard 3).

I think Samuel L Jackson would get destroyed on Tinder or other modern dating apps even in his youth. But yet as a movie star, when they give him a chance to express himself, he's become one of the top tier BBCs of the entire world. This is one of the problems with modern dating apps - they have eliminated any capacity for who a person actually is to factor into their success. This guy can fill millions of movie seats, but yet I bet he'd struggle to get a date without his celebrity.

What do you think when you contemplate Samuel L Jackson?

Interesting analysis, really makes you think of how the times have changed.

 

[Mainländer]

I don't like movies, especially (((Hollywood))) ones.

 

[Smallondick]

In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.

 

[JustinSane]

Overrated and overexposed. It seems like he's in every other movie.

 

[GameDevCel]

he is cool

 

[Blacktarpill]

In 1972 he was your standard BBC.

He would absolutely slay trashy white girls and black women on tinder.