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LifeFuel Thought I Was a Dead Man

cocacolastic will still your bitches
he better not take advantage of the bleach-coca-cola collab to cuck me and take rukia.
Bleach Thousand Year Blood War X Coca-Cola Rukia Kuchiki Poster 594X342mm  Japan | eBay
 
he better not take advantage of the bleach-coca-cola collab to cuck me and take rukia.
Bleach Thousand Year Blood War X Coca-Cola Rukia Kuchiki Poster 594X342mm  Japan | eBay
how do u know of every cute anime foid, can't wait to marry my robowaifus
 
This poor nigger died fuark rip to all my niggers
 
I’ll take things that never happened for $50
 
Now you had better hope this will not lead to something like intestinal perforation or blockage.
 
I have a bottle cap chewing habit, but I never it was so dangerous. I must stop now.
 
idk how long it'll take to dissolve enough to completely swallow.
I’m 99% sure this is a larp thread but if it’s not, you can’t unironically think a bottle cap is gonna dissolve in your throat
 
I’m 99% sure this is a larp thread but if it’s not, you can’t unironically think a bottle cap is gonna dissolve in your throat
obviously I didn't expect it to vanish but it to get narrowed and lubed up (oy vey) over time. that's what happens when u partially choke on shit. I didn't care to sweat the details at the time for obvious reasons.
 
obviously I didn't expect it to vanish but it to get narrowed and lubed up (oy vey) over time. that's what happens when u partially choke on shit. I didn't care to sweat the details at the time for obvious reasons.
If you really had a bottle cap in your throat then you’d have went to the hospital immediately
 
If you really had a bottle cap in your throat then you’d have went to the hospital immediately
It was down and narrow enough for me not to worry that much. it was uncomfortable as fuck tho. nobody here experience shit like this? well i've always been a fast eater.
 
It was down and narrow enough for me not to worry that much. it was uncomfortable as fuck tho. nobody here experience shit like this? well i've always been a fast eater.
Closest thing is when a pill gets stuck in my throat or I ate something sticky like peanut butter too fast and it clogged up my throat above where it enters the stomach feeling really bad. Some water takes care of that though
 
Closest thing is when a pill gets stuck in my throat or I ate something sticky like peanut butter too fast and it clogged up my throat above where it enters the stomach feeling really bad. Some water takes care of that though
well just don't pick up this habit. it's genuinely dangerous.
 
If it got in my trachea I'd be fucked.
 
I chew on bottle caps (have done so for years) and I just swallowed one accidently for the first time in my life. I didn't even chew it for longer than 2 minutes so it was pretty big. It's stuck like halfway in my esophagus now (uncomfortable AF). Thank God I didn't choke to death on it. I'm completely alone so no one would heimlich maneuver me to safety. Never pick up this bottle cap chewing habit idk how long it'll take to dissolve enough to completely swallow. I was just talking shit about ropecels too. That'd be one embarrassing way and time for @Fantasea to go Last seen May 16, 2025.
bro you are eating plastic
 
I didn’t even know it was possible to have such a habit so I don’t think I have to worry about it
way more common than you'd think. especially for ppl who hate the way the tap water in their city tastes and drinks spring water only.
 
way more common than you'd think. especially for ppl who hate the way the tap water in their city tastes and drinks spring water only.
I only drink tap water. You really think I’m gonna pay for bottled water when tap water is essentially free? Then I take the savings and buy more gasoline
 
I only drink tap water. You really think I’m gonna pay for bottled water when tap water is essentially free? Then I take the savings and buy more gasoline
I can't fucking stand the tap water in my city.
 
you should've gone to a doctor nigga :horror:
 
How much soda do you drink??
 

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