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It's Over thought i was 5ft10, i am absolutely not

My Name Jeff

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my government issue ID says i am 178cm which is 5ft10. for some reason i remember measuring myself a few years ago and was just at 178cm. not sure if the wall was slanted or something.

just measured myself now and....
IMG 1560
 
Heightmogs me by a quarter inch.
 
Booster shoes bruv
 
Brutal u went ur whole life thinking you were average height
 
wait WTF is this tape measure... i now see the red letters

i am measuring at the end of the day and i have nerd posture from doing office work i am 5ft10 nvm
 
bro i am so retarded omg
 
Its hard to measure yourself correctly. Best to put a square book or something above your head firmly straight against the door frame and best to do it in the morning.
 
i thought i was 6ft because all the niggers in my class were larping but im 5.9-.510
 
Its hard to measure yourself correctly. Best to put a square book or something above your head firmly straight against the door frame and best to do it in the morning.
i'm gonna do this tomorrow morning. i've been slouching at my desk all day so i think this might have contributed to it
 
It's hard to measure yourself correctly. Best to put a square book or something above your head firmly straight against the door frame and best to do it in the morning.
i'm gonna try this tomorrow morning and follow up
 
Nigga went from being 5'10 to 5'6 , then back to 5'10
 
it's hard to measure urself properly. put a box on top of your head parallel to a door
 
my government issue ID says i am 178cm which is 5ft10. for some reason i remember measuring myself a few years ago and was just at 178cm. not sure if the wall was slanted or something.

just measured myself now and....View attachment 1425728
Maybe you were wearing boots during height measurement.
 
also you can compress up to an inch a day :feelsokman:
 
Nigga they put whatever you tell them on your ID. Nigga really said "government issued ID" like some weak appeal to authority :feelswhat:
 
Straighten your back and puff out your chess upward, try to hold your knees in the optimal point and try to outstretch your neck
 
Nigga they put whatever you tell them on your ID. Nigga really said "government issued ID" like some weak appeal to authority :feelswhat:
i never told them that height. also are you sure? what if someone who is like 5ft said 6ft5
 
my government issue ID says i am 178cm which is 5ft10. for some reason i remember measuring myself a few years ago and was just at 178cm. not sure if the wall was slanted or something.

just measured myself now and....View attachment 1425728
I'm 5'9.5 and 5'11 in shoes just wear good shoes.
 
So how tall are you actually
 

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