Venting [Thought i could be real smooth and score some poon]

[sick_deth_terr0r666]

So i was on facebook, and then i see that i got a text, whats more it was from a really attractive girl, real cute like. so i click it, and see its some stupid link to her yt channel. so i text her a real smooth line" now me personally- i havent heard the original song but i bet your cover comes pretty close! awesome work!" she was offline at that moment. so i was thinking maybe this might be a good way to strike up a conversation and get her talkin. i was really excited and mah heart was pumpen real fast like since this was the first time i had "talked" to an actual female in a very long time(10 months). after 4 hours had passed, i opened facebook and i saw there was a reply. excited, i clicked on it and Lo and behlod! it was a link to another video! WTFF she didnt even bother to reply or even "like" my thoughtful response.

 

[JohnDoe]

Tfw you fall for social media ad bots

 

[sick_deth_terr0r666]

Tfw you fall for social media ad bots

so it was a botz? dang, cant believe i wasted my morning on a facebook botz. hmm.. i dont feel too good. i need to eat some takeout

 

[JohnDoe]

so it was a botz? dang, cant believe i wasted my morning on a facebook botz. hmm.. i dont feel too good. i need to eat some takeout

Bots target us. I never fell for em. (They were really abundant on Skype. Glad I got rid of that)

 

[Pengwin]

Jfl if you think you could ascend like this. You might aswell fall for those ''find local milfs ads''

 

[sick_deth_terr0r666]

that could happen lolz i am a bit of a dunceXD but all j/k aside i hope it doesnt happen anymore tho

 

[JohnDoe]

Jfl if you think you could ascend like this. You might aswell fall for those ''find local milfs ads''
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Local milfs are thirsty for you person who is using a vpn and a off brand email created a week ago who is also using a duck duck go browser and who's Name is not remotely close to that of a real persons name

 

[Pengwin]

Local milfs are thirsty for you person who is using a vpn and a off brand email created a week ago who is also using a duck duck go browser and who's Name is not remotely close to that of a real persons name

Ofcourse they are. They can't find anyone else can they?

 

[WØLF]

What's her YT?

so i text her a real smooth line" now me personally- i havent heard the original song but i bet your cover comes pretty close! awesome work!"

JFL if you think this was "smooth"

i was really excited and mah heart was pumpen real fast like since this was the first time i had "talked" to an actual female in a very long time(10 months).

Try 18 years

after 4 hours had passed, i opened facebook and i saw there was a reply. excited, i clicked on it and Lo and behlod! it was a link to another video! WTFF she didnt even bother to reply or even "like" my thoughtful response.

Nigger that's it?

Stop orbiting holes GrAYcel. They don't give a fuck about you. Imagine thinking that would work anyway

 

[sick_deth_terr0r666]

i guess.. what was i even thinking anyways lolz no way id ever get laid. fuck my trog esque genetics man..fuck em. ruined my life