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Venting thought about booking a whore today

PPEcel

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Just had a shitty couple hours trying to book foids.

Couple years ago, I used to book escorts way in advance. But then I ran into the problem of me not being in the right mood for sex when the booking rolled around, so I ended up paying for a mediocre experience. So these days I usually book no more than a day in advance. Actually, I usually book just a few hours before.

The receptionist told me a few of my choices happened to be in Dubai at the moment. Another foid was in Geneva. One foid initially agreed to meet, but then five minutes later changed her mind to say she was already tired and wanted to change her mind. I'm fine with that, actually, because if an escort is tired or sick I'd rather she cancel the meet instead of charging the same hourly rate for subpar service.

OK, so I scroll through the roster and notice this new foid. Only her pricing is *ridiculous*. She did look great and is all-inclusive (i.e. doesn't charge more for anal or anything), but I balk at this price for someone 1) I haven't seen before, 2) doesn't have any reviews, 3) isn't an Instagram model or anything else that IMO rationalizes that pricing. That is NYC pricing, just straight-up absurd in any European city. But the pictures looked really interesting. So after agonizing whether it'd be outrageous for an agency's regular client to barter for a more reasonable price, I texted the receptionist, saying that I apologize if this is out of order, but whether the girl would accept *something slightly less ridiculous*, still more than I've ever paid for an hour of sex.

Five minutes later I get the most cryptic response: "She tells us that she will agree on prices as soon as you decide to meet her as she could change her mind." I mean, it would be reasonable for her to flat-out decline or make a counter-offer -- but really? She wants me to commit to meeting her before she decides whether she would accept a discount? I politely decline, and the receptionist gives the standard "oh we apologize that some foids aren't available, we'll be here anytime you need us".

I thought about looking at other agencies but at that point decided that I would just jack off instead, so I did. The amount of inflation that there is in the sex market lately is just absolutely crazy -- I'm not exaggerating when I say that average pricing for central London agencies has gone up some 50% over the past year. It's insane. I blame COVID for making international travel that much difficult so UK sex buyers cause a demand surge in the domestic market instead of flying off to Bangkok or Berlin, whilst supply remains constant as Russian/EE whores find it more difficult to obtain "tourist" visas.
 
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not reading that but stop being a pu66y and do it
 
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I’d much rather pursue surgerymaxxing and bang 4/10 beckies who are genuinely attracted to me instead of some 9/10 who I paid for. I can’t make a judgement since I’ve never banged either but I’m scared of escortcelling.
PPEcel said:
"She tells us that she will agree on prices as soon as you decide to meet her as she could change her mind."
once she sees your face she’d charge you 10k for a hug lol.
 
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HumbleandWise said:
not reading that but stop being a pu66y and do it
 
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Languishingrn said:
I’d much rather pursue surgerymaxxing and bang 4/10 beckies who are genuinely attracted to me instead of some 9/10 who I paid for. I can’t make a judgement since I’ve never banged either but I’m scared of escortcelling.

once she sees your face she’d charge you 10k for a hug lol.
10k for a hug. How about a mind controlled toy who will do everything I say. :feelsohh: my perfect court:feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Stop smoking crack
If a “white” guy cannot get a girl he’s not “white” he’s ethnic
 
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Broly said:
If a “white” guy cannot get a girl he’s not “white” he’s ethnic
Shit, you got me. I'm actually a gigaslayer
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
Shit, you got me. I'm actually a gigaslayer
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Don't care, richfag problems.

HumbleandWise said:
not reading that but stop being a pu66y and do it
Listen to your own advice and say the word, pussy.
 
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PPEcel said:
Just had a shitty couple hours trying to book foids.

Couple years ago, I used to book escorts way in advance. But then I ran into the problem of me not being in the right mood for sex when the booking rolled around, so I ended up paying for a mediocre experience. So these days I usually book no more than a day in advance. Actually, I usually book just a few hours before.

The receptionist told me a few of my choices happened to be in Dubai at the moment. Another foid was in Geneva. One foid initially agreed to meet, but then five minutes later changed her mind to say she was already tired and wanted to change her mind. I'm fine with that, actually, because if an escort is tired or sick I'd rather she cancel the meet instead of charging the same hourly rate for subpar service.

OK, so I scroll through the roster and notice this new foid. Only her pricing is *ridiculous*. She did look great and is all-inclusive (i.e. doesn't charge more for anal or anything), but I balk at this price for someone 1) I haven't seen before, 2) doesn't have any reviews, 3) isn't an Instagram model or anything else that IMO rationalizes that pricing. That is NYC pricing, just straight-up absurd in any European city. But the pictures looked really interesting. So after agonizing whether it'd be outrageous for an agency's regular client to barter for a more reasonable price, I texted the receptionist, saying that I apologize if this is out of order, but whether the girl would accept *something slightly less ridiculous*, still more than I've ever paid for an hour of sex.

Five minutes later I get the most cryptic response: "She tells us that she will agree on prices as soon as you decide to meet her as she could change her mind." I mean, it would be reasonable for her to flat-out decline or make a counter-offer -- but really? She wants me to commit to meeting her before she decides whether she would accept a discount? I politely decline, and the receptionist gives the standard "oh we apologize that some foids aren't available, we'll be here anytime you need us".

I thought about looking at other agencies but at that point decided that I would just jack off instead, so I did. The amount of inflation that there is in the sex market lately is just absolutely crazy -- I'm not exaggerating when I say that average pricing for central London agencies has gone up some 50% over the past year. It's insane. I blame COVID for making international travel that much difficult so UK sex buyers cause a demand surge in the domestic market instead of flying off to Bangkok or Berlin, whilst supply remains constant as Russian/EE whores find it more difficult to obtain "tourist" visas.
 
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Welcome to my situation, this is how it is living as an Incel in NYC, the whore prices are out of control and going up constantly to the point where $600 for a Becky is the norm. I need to leave but I’m used to the city.
 
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