this will be me when I start my amazon delivery job

[Ernst22]

 

[pulp]

train

 

[proudweeb]

so this is where my package went

 

[DarkStar]

Good luck with your new job.

so this is where my package went

Did you order a life-sized waifu doll? Cause one just randomly showed up to me today.

 

[proudweeb]

Good luck with your new job.

Did you order a life-sized waifu doll? Cause one just randomly showed up to me today.

celsius energy COLA flavour

8 pack of beans

 

[proudweeb]

amazon loves me cuz i always buy 200lb shit

 

[Max Doltman]

how nigga

 

[Ernst22]

amazon loves me cuz i always buy 200lb shit

they warned me about people like you lol. 3 floor apartments buying multiple 50lb bags of pet food or packs of water.
also I can confirm they went over pissing in bottles in training day

 

[GeckoBus]

they warned me about people like you lol. 3 floor apartments buying multiple 50lb bags of pet food or packs of water.
also I can confirm they went over pissing in bottles in training day

damn what did they say about the piss bottles?

 

[Lonelyus]

Bro lost half his car

 

[Ernst22]

damn what did they say about the piss bottles?

"officially you can go to a gas station or a porta potty but we're all men here so just use an empty bottle or pee in the grass"

 

[GeckoBus]

"officially you can go to a gas station or a porta potty but we're all men here so just use an empty bottle or pee in the grass"

oh i see
weird how there is even people denying that shit happens. its been normal for decades.

 

[Ernst22]

oh i see
weird how there is even people denying that shit happens. its been normal for decades.

I'm just googling online so I don't know how much this applies to my specific station but apparently less than 3 new hires per class make it a week before quitting and 5 months on the job makes you a senior

 

[erenyeager]

The piano music is funny

 

[GeckoBus]

I'm just googling online so I don't know how much this applies to my specific station but apparently less than 3 new hires per class make it a week before quitting and 5 months on the job makes you a senior

holy fuck worse shit than navy seals
good luck man

 

[Vendetta]

so this is where my package went

 

[Pac17notaliar]

how'd you get the job? do you have to work for a few months already or can you apply without prior amazon experience? also how old do you have to be? im 20 but i feel like it may be 21

 

[Epedaphic]

life-sized waifu doll

 

[Ernst22]

how'd you get the job? do you have to work for a few months already or can you apply without prior amazon experience? also how old do you have to be? im 20 but i feel like it may be 21

look for "amazon delivery driver" on indeed, there's usually multiple companies per center, they're basically puppet companies so amazon can't be directly sued if anyone fucks up so the pay, hours, and benefits are nearly identical. at the moment they do require you to be 21 with a drivers license but experience doesn't matter. I read somewhere amazon wants to lower the age requirement to 18 because they're burning through so many people

 

[Pac17notaliar]

look for "amazon delivery driver" on indeed, there's usually multiple companies per center, they're basically puppet companies so amazon can't be directly sued if anyone fucks up so the pay, hours, and benefits are nearly identical. at the moment they do require you to be 21 with a drivers license but experience doesn't matter. I read somewhere amazon wants to lower the age requirement to 18 because they're burning through so many people

damn i tried applying a few months ago but im not 21 until october. guess i will have to work somewhere else then

 

[Grodd]

Good luck in your job brocel

 

[Emba]

Once a year we get a nigger delivery man... Sometimes a foidnig...

The dogs always scare them into quitting. Lol.

Good doggy! Lol.