LDAR This thread is r/IncelTears

[Gengar]

Let's have a fun. Post as if this thread were r/Cuckold... uhm I mean r/IncelTears.

Also don't forget to end sarcastic posts with "/soy" to make sure everyone gets you don't really mean it xD.

Oopsie, I have to go now, Mr. Tyrone came to fix the plumbs (my wife helps him, checkmate stupid incels!) as he does every Monday (holy popsicle on a pickle, he even promised to play Nintendo Switch with me later, I'll have to open my special chocolete flavor soylent for that not any less special event!! ).

I just have to say to all lurking incels: hating women will surely get you laid /soy.

Edit: Wow, thanks for the silver kind stranger!
Edit2: I can't believe I got gold, thanks fellow redditors!
Edit3: Platinum... this means only 10 more husband points and I'll get to sleep with le wifey (and may even get le sexy times if her head doesn't hurt again like it did the last 4 four years)

 

[Blacktarpill]

Hello IT. Get a life.

 

[Guest2]

So this guy thinks that posting on a watchdog subreddit makes you a cuckold (nothing wrong with that btw, much love to all genders)? These guys truly are evil. I mean, I'm not surprised they don't have a significant other if they don't go outside and lives in a basement!!
"I'm just going to hate women and think it's going to get me laid" /s
Okay y'all, rant over.

 

[Gengar]

work on your personality, take a shower, stop being sexist and maybe u will get a gf
/soy

Why "soy" at the end kind sir? Don't tell me you're one of those racist, white, cisgender, misogonyst, far-right, nazi, incels?

 

[Michael15651]

Don’t forget to use extra soap br0

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I got home after buying our three adopted kids some Soylent and tofurkey and all of a sudden I found the wife fucking my co-worker, Jamal, but I'm completely okay with it. Only sexist misogynistic inkels wouldn't be okay with me letting them!

 

[tehgymcel420]

Tyrone just came in the wife, time to go eat her out.

/soy

 

[Blacktarpill]

I hate those filthy inkels

 

[tehgymcel420]

I hate those filthy inkels

When an inkel doesn't respect m'lady!

 

[Gengar]

Tyrone just came in the wife, time to go eat her out.

/soy

 

[rahultmnt]

I left my dog with my ex wife (she was the one who wanted a dog, and picked his adorable ass out at the shelter). He really is the best boy and I love him to pieces. He snuggles me so hard when I visit. Sometimes the ex and I have a few drinks and hang out and I sleep on the couch. He always snuggles with me all night long /soy

-real cucktear post

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Incels are sooo right, my gawd. I totally respect what they say /s

Edit: forgot to add the /s and people thought I was not joking
Edit 2: thanks for the upvotes and understanding that i was joking

 

[Blacktarpill]

I wanna kill those inkels
Improve your personality bro

 

[Cuyen]

Hello IT. Get a life.

 

[narcissist]

I am what you would call a Chad.

I used to be Incel before I started respecting women and showering 3 times a day. Now I have a wife and we have sex once every six months, it's an open relationship so she sees other guys. But I'm cool with that because I'm not a toxic loser Incel, now get a life you pathetic inkles.

 

[Vigil]

No more tears

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Masturbating to cuckold pornography (CP, if you will) takes me back to the first time I was involuntarily cuckolded, and the sense of both deep trauma and subtle arousal that I got from it.

Oftentimes my hand will shake as I stroke my pickle rick on a popsicle stick -- it's a curious concoction of pain and pleasure. The ejaculations are great, because they're not only an explosion of pleasure (well, a drip of pleasure anyway) but a relief from pain. Better cuck than inkel!

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Okay. To all lurking incels: this mentality showcased above is the exact reason why no one wants to sleep with you. It doesn't matter if you're actually saying these things, people are still able to tell when you hate them, when you want them hurt. You scare people away, you scare women away. They can tell that, even if you're smoking hot a 10/10 Chad or whatever, you loathe them, hate them, and want them to be hurt or want them to die. And so they avoid you.

It never is solely your looks, your toxic mindset leaks out without you ever needing to say anything. That scares women away from you.

/soy

It's your personality it leaks out of you br0

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I am what you would call a Chad.

I used to be Incel before I started respecting women and showering 3 times a day. Now I have a wife and we have sex once every six months, it's an open relationship so she sees other guys. But I'm cool with that because I'm not a toxic loser Incel, now get a life you pathetic inkles.

Sounds solid. I am glad that you openly support your wife getting the big bull instead of you every night. This helps you explore your relationship further.

 

[Sans]

Every day I get up and worship my wife as if she were God. Her boyfriend also likes seeing me as their slave. /soy

 

[Gengar]

Today I've come earlier from work and when I was about to open the front door of my house I've heard a strange noise. I was worried so I sneaked up to the bedroom window (it seemed like it came from the bedroom) to see what's the source of that noise. As I got nearer and nearer the noise got louder and louder and so I was sure that was my wife moaning. I took a gulp of strawberry flavored soylent and proceeded to walk faster.

When I finally got to the window I saw my wife getting assfucked by a large african-american. The racist in me (I'm white unfortunately) thought that my precious wife was getting raped and I wanted to jump and punch that rapist incel in the face but then I remembered that was impossible because he is black. So I just sit there and watched the scene for 10 minutes while drinking soylent and masturbating. 10 minutes later the african-american just came on my wify's face with her mouth open. 5 minutes after that he left and I entered the house. My wife was in the bathroom, probably washing away all that cum. I didn't say her yet what I saw because I'm afraid that might upset her.

Am I a bad husband because my wife clearly thinks that she needs to hide her sexual fantasies from me? I'm not a scum that wants to forbid her to find herself and enjoy her body like those entitled incels.

Edit: Ok, I've decided to tell her what I saw and she reacted very positively and she said that she will forgive me if I get her a male German shephard. She's now bathing him in the bathroom, isn't that cute? And next week me, her and mr. Tyrone (my wife's bf, also the black man from the story) are going to horse ranch! That is so epic!

 

[Insomniac]

Cleavage is not consent.

 

[narcissist]

Sounds solid. I am glad that you openly support your wife getting the big bull instead of you every night. This helps you explore your relationship further.

Positive masculinity wins!

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Positive masculinity wins!

Of course. Just now the bull finished with my wife. Time for me to sniff her pussy and go to bed.

 

[Deleted member 1780]

I just got a vasectomy on part of soylent's challenge to young men to end toxic masculinity.
They are sending me a lifetime supply of soylent because of my actions. I'm so happy to be apart of the movement to end toxic masculinity!

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Masturbating to cuckold pornography (CP, if you will) takes me back to the first time I was involuntarily cuckolded, and the sense of both deep trauma and subtle arousal that I got from it.

Oftentimes my hand will shake as I stroke my pickle rick on a popsicle stick -- it's a curious concoction of pain and pleasure. The ejaculations are great, because they're not only an explosion of pleasure (well, a drip of pleasure anyway) but a relief from pain. Better cuck than inkel!

Im dying

 

[narcissist]

Of course. Just now the bull finished with my wife. Time for me to sniff her pussy and go to bed.

Remember to clean up ALL his cum, it's uncomfortable for your queen to walk around with cum in her pants.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Remember to clean up ALL his cum, it's uncomfortable for your queen to walk around with cum in her pants.

I will preserve in a fridge because she wants a genetically better child. I accept her decision and will support in raising the bulls child.

 

[rahultmnt]

Today I've come earlier from work and when I was about to open the front door of my house I've heard a strange noise. I was worried so I sneaked up to the bedroom window (it seemed like it came from the bedroom) to see what's the source of that noise. As I got nearer and nearer the noise got louder and louder and so I was sure that was my wife moaning. I took a gulp of strawberry flavored soylent and proceeded to walk faster.

When I finally got to the window I saw my wife getting assfucked by a large african-american. The racist in me (I'm white unfortunately) thought that my precious wife was getting raped and I wanted to jump and punch that rapist incel in the face but then I remembered that was impossible because he is black. So I just sit there and watched the scene for 10 minutes while drinking soylent and masturbating. 10 minutes later the african-american just came on my wify's face with her mouth open. 5 minutes after that he left and I entered the house. My wife was in the bathroom, probably washing away all that cum. I didn't say her yet what I saw because I'm afraid that might upset her.

Am I a bad husband because my wife clearly thinks that she needs to hide her sexual fantasies from me? I'm not a scum that wants to forbid her to find herself and enjoy her body like those entitled incels.

Edit: Ok, I've decided to tell her what I saw and she reacted very positively and she said that she will forgive me if I get her a male German shephard. She's now bathing him in the bathroom, isn't that cute? And next week me, her and mr. Tyrone (my wife's bf, also the black man from the story) are going to horse ranch! That is so epic!

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Today I've come earlier from work and when I was about to open the front door of my house I've heard a strange noise. I was worried so I sneaked up to the bedroom window (it seemed like it came from the bedroom) to see what's the source of that noise. As I got nearer and nearer the noise got louder and louder and so I was sure that was my wife moaning. I took a gulp of strawberry flavored soylent and proceeded to walk faster.

When I finally got to the window I saw my wife getting assfucked by a large african-american. The racist in me (I'm white unfortunately) thought that my precious wife was getting raped and I wanted to jump and punch that rapist incel in the face but then I remembered that was impossible because he is black. So I just sit there and watched the scene for 10 minutes while drinking soylent and masturbating. 10 minutes later the african-american just came on my wify's face with her mouth open. 5 minutes after that he left and I entered the house. My wife was in the bathroom, probably washing away all that cum. I didn't say her yet what I saw because I'm afraid that might upset her.

Am I a bad husband because my wife clearly thinks that she needs to hide her sexual fantasies from me? I'm not a scum that wants to forbid her to find herself and enjoy her body like those entitled incels.

Edit: Ok, I've decided to tell her what I saw and she reacted very positively and she said that she will forgive me if I get her a male German shephard. She's now bathing him in the bathroom, isn't that cute? And next week me, her and mr. Tyrone (my wife's bf, also the black man from the story) are going to horse ranch! That is so epic!

lmfao i lold at this one hard. Literally IT ina nutshell

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I'm a virgin but I am NOT an incel. I'm not on the same level as those misogynistic pigs.

 

[Gengar]

lmfao i lold at this one hard. Literally IT ina nutshell

Glad that you liked it tbh.

 

[Cuyen]

Cleavage is not consent.

best example tbh.