"A girl let me stick my dick in her vagina when I was 10 but it doesn't count because we were too young and didn't know what sex was"
"I had sex with my distant cousin when I was 13 but it doesn't count becase I was too young and naive"
"I made out with a girl when I was 7 but it doesn't count because we were just experimenting at the time"
"I fingered a girl when I was 9 but it doesn't count because I didn't do it again"
"A girl gave me a handjob when I was 8 but it doesn't count because I didn't know what an incel was at the time"
"I had sex with my distant cousin when I was 13 but it doesn't count becase I was too young and naive"
"I made out with a girl when I was 7 but it doesn't count because we were just experimenting at the time"
"I fingered a girl when I was 9 but it doesn't count because I didn't do it again"
"A girl gave me a handjob when I was 8 but it doesn't count because I didn't know what an incel was at the time"
