This is what your Xmas looks like.

[SUPERCEL]

You are sitting and cryingalone in your basement while chad is sitting with your oneitis and celebrating christmas with other stacies and his bros in his harem.

You wish your oneitis will text you "Merry christmas!"
She sends chad "I luv you chad ,merry Xmas!!"
Chad sends her "well bish!"

You give her a present,she suddenly dumps it to the trash can.

Chad have your oneitis licking his jockstarp while you are jerking off to your oneitis pics.

 

[eurocel]

Jokes on you, i don't have a basement.

 

[SUPERCEL]

A garage? Lol

 

[Deleted member 1627]

A garage? Lol

Yea with the car on

 

[Deleted member 60]

Yea with the car on

this thread reminds me of Bad Santa.

 

[Blackpill101]

Most adult men in the Western world have already had sex with their girlfriends today, and we're sitting here wishing to do the same.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Most adult men in the Western world have already had sex with their girlfriends today, and we're sitting here wishing to do the same.

Yay

 

[LeagueEuW]

Put me on suicide watch

 

[SUPERCEL]

***has

 

[Pasteleiro]

I was fapping to the point I couldn't feel nothing besides sleepiness.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I was fapping to the point I couldn't feel nothing besides sleepiness.

Thought I was the only one.

 

[oilonthe-Rose]

Sad. but true apart from the basement part.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

fuck my life.