WorthlessSlavicShit
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Fred, 69
Mary has been known to waltz into my room naked in the morning and initiate
Mary and I call Friday “sex night” because intimacy is always on the agenda.
I am a terrible snorer, so while Mary and I always start off in bed together, I often end up sloping off to the spare room. We have been together for nearly six years, but we still like to be spontaneous. Mary has been known to waltz into my room naked in the morning and initiate. I’m 69 and she’s 71, so our bodies are not what they once were – but I don’t care a bit. Mary has the largest breasts of any woman I’ve ever slept with.
When we first got together, she was worried about not being good in bed and bought some how-to books. Her focus was on how to become fantastic at oral sex. All I can say is she is very good at it. Although she probably had nothing to worry about in the first place, I suspect the reading built up her confidence.
This is how we do it: ‘She bought some manuals – now she’s fantastic at oral sex’
Mary had lost her confidence so has polished her skills, and Fred writes her erotic poems
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