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You go into the clinic.
PHASE ONE - EVALUATION
1) You fill out quesionnaires on your dating/sexual history to figure out how truecel you are.
2) You fill out a whole bunch of questionnaires to evaluate how mentalcel you are (autism, anxiety, depression, schizo).
3) Photos of your face are taken from all angles and analyzed. Cephalometric xrays are done of jaw assessment.
4) Your body is photographed nude. Body fat is measured by DEXA.
5) Height is measured.
6) Penis size is measured after giving you viagra to maximize your erection (measured by a pure virgin qtpi female assistant to further maximize gains).
PHASE TWO - REPAIRS
1) Fakecels get kicked out of the clinic and chased by Rotweilers off the property.
2) Mentalcels meet with a shrink who determines how fucked your mental issues are. If autism, you're fucked, but anything else you get intensive psychotherapy and strong meds to turn you broken brain into something that focuses and functions.
3) Your face is reviewed with you by a team of plastic and maxillofacial surgeons. They offer you the top 3 surgeries they think will maximize your appearance most (eg. hair, nose, jaw).
4) You are assigned a personal trainer and endocrinologist to maximize your body gains. Goal is to get all enrolled candidates to 10% body fat with good mass. Steroids are offered, or you can do it naturally, and safety monitoring will be provided.
5) Options for leg lengthening are reviewed with an ortho who specializes in this like Paley, and if it's considered a big problem, you can do internal femoral lengthening for 2-3" height.
5) Penis options are discussed including Bathmate type pumps, or Phallosan type extenders, and you are followed up with this for 1 year until at least 60th percentile length/girth is achieved.
END RESULT
If all of the above are required, the bill just for interventions will be roughly:
- $40k for 20 sessions of therapy/counselling.
- $30-100k for jaw surgery and orthodontics, $30k for custom jaw/chin implants, $10k nose job, $20k hair surgery, $2000 laser surgery for scars
- $10k for personal trainer, $10k for steroid supply and urologist blood monitoring.
- $150k for leg lengthening.
- $800 for Bathmate + Extender
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$373K = Final tally
So if you are a truecel from looks and maybe mild mental problems from those looks, this is what it's going to cost to save you.
It's not that we couldn't be saved. It's that no one would consider it worthwhile. Best bet is to do well in school if you're smart and get a good job so when you're older if you still want it you can work on this yourself. Otherwise...
PHASE ONE - EVALUATION
1) You fill out quesionnaires on your dating/sexual history to figure out how truecel you are.
2) You fill out a whole bunch of questionnaires to evaluate how mentalcel you are (autism, anxiety, depression, schizo).
3) Photos of your face are taken from all angles and analyzed. Cephalometric xrays are done of jaw assessment.
4) Your body is photographed nude. Body fat is measured by DEXA.
5) Height is measured.
6) Penis size is measured after giving you viagra to maximize your erection (measured by a pure virgin qtpi female assistant to further maximize gains).
PHASE TWO - REPAIRS
1) Fakecels get kicked out of the clinic and chased by Rotweilers off the property.
2) Mentalcels meet with a shrink who determines how fucked your mental issues are. If autism, you're fucked, but anything else you get intensive psychotherapy and strong meds to turn you broken brain into something that focuses and functions.
3) Your face is reviewed with you by a team of plastic and maxillofacial surgeons. They offer you the top 3 surgeries they think will maximize your appearance most (eg. hair, nose, jaw).
4) You are assigned a personal trainer and endocrinologist to maximize your body gains. Goal is to get all enrolled candidates to 10% body fat with good mass. Steroids are offered, or you can do it naturally, and safety monitoring will be provided.
5) Options for leg lengthening are reviewed with an ortho who specializes in this like Paley, and if it's considered a big problem, you can do internal femoral lengthening for 2-3" height.
5) Penis options are discussed including Bathmate type pumps, or Phallosan type extenders, and you are followed up with this for 1 year until at least 60th percentile length/girth is achieved.
END RESULT
If all of the above are required, the bill just for interventions will be roughly:
- $40k for 20 sessions of therapy/counselling.
- $30-100k for jaw surgery and orthodontics, $30k for custom jaw/chin implants, $10k nose job, $20k hair surgery, $2000 laser surgery for scars
- $10k for personal trainer, $10k for steroid supply and urologist blood monitoring.
- $150k for leg lengthening.
- $800 for Bathmate + Extender
______
$373K = Final tally
So if you are a truecel from looks and maybe mild mental problems from those looks, this is what it's going to cost to save you.
It's not that we couldn't be saved. It's that no one would consider it worthwhile. Best bet is to do well in school if you're smart and get a good job so when you're older if you still want it you can work on this yourself. Otherwise...
