Story This is my morning routine

[SlayerSlayer]

I never wake up so much as regain consciousness in most slovenly way possible. And then I lie in my overly cozy bed and just think about sex for an hour and molest my pillows and semi hump my mattress. I think nihilistic thoughts about all the ways I get humiliated just for being alive, set a timer for just 30 more minutes, and then repeat this five more times.

I only get out of bed because I legit need to pee. By this time I check e-mails and setup work I will do later, and take another 15 minute nap. Then I get up again and will work passively while watching ragebait on youtube, ragebait on reddit, and shitpost online while watching or creating pornography on my other (larger) screen until its lunch time.

 

[Shark]

I wish I could just rot in bed all day, instead I have to go to prison (college/school/whatever you want to call it)

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

I just coom, piss and return to sleep

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I wish I could just rot in bed all day, instead I have to go to prison (college/school/whatever you want to call it)

if you were in real prison you could LDAR for reals, but with assrape risk

 

[KillNiggers]

if you were in real prison you could LDAR for reals, but with assrape risk

I would go to prison legit if I had access to my pc.

 

[Shark]

if you were in real prison you could LDAR for reals, but with assrape risk

And with spoiled slave food and no sunlight

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I would go to prison legit if I had access to my pc.

Man I wish I was Anders Brevik. Not for killing people, but to just be able to LDAR on the behalf of Norweigian taxpaying cucks

 

[KillNiggers]

Man I wish I was Anders Brevik. Not for killing people, but to just be able to LDAR on the behalf of Norweigian taxpaying cucks

I knew a norwegian inkwell neet who got so much money from his schizophrenia that he could just live off that alone. Norwegiancels are lucky bastards.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I knew a norwegian inkwell neet who got so much money from his schizophrenia that he could just live off that alone. Norwegiancels are lucky bastards.

that's REAL white pride: SCANDINAVIAN SOCIALISM

 

[ilieknothing]

Do you ever coom on your pillows and mattress?

 

[Wolnir]

I would go to prison legit if I had access to my pc.

Same, I would do life in prison if I could just LDAR with my PC and PS5.

 

[Based NaziCel]

I just coom, piss and return to sleep

But don’t you eat?

 

[krieg005]

i wake up, coom, piss, then get out of bed, rot on video games or youtube all day then go back to sleep

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Do you ever coom on your pillows and mattress?

I used to but now I goon on meikis like an adult

 

[TheJester]

I usually wake up with my alarm at 6 am. Then waste no time and stand up because I know if I stay in bed I will sleep again.

First thing in the morning I do is drink 1 Liter of mineral mineral water with a Biotin and Anti Depressant Pill.

I then open the window full and do 15 minutes of morning yoga, followed by 15 minutes of Chris Heria Morning Workout.

I then close the window and eat breakfast and make a warm tea for the day.

Only then I brush my teeth and shower + 5 step face wash morning routine.

I then cloth myself and grab my stuff to go to DEUTSCHE BAHN. While waiting for the train I check my Emails, .is, daily news and Youtube and try o filter whatever is relevant.

On the train I check the stock market.

Young people are all on their phones or ipads.

I read a book sometimes an then arrive at 8.15 at my workplace to wageslave for essentially the rest of the day.

When i drive home I am incredibly tired.

I watch more Youtube and surf .is then make dinner and sometimes I go to the gym and then at 11 pm I sleep again.