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This is how Nazi Germany in 2026 would look like

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This is a satirical and critical reimaging of Nazi Germany based on real world countries, without glorifying the Nazi ideology.

All the talk about "but they will stick to their ideology" to the max is bullshit. Goring let a Jewish man to continue leading.

Successful regimes preserve legitimacy and appeasement over dogma.

So here is what I think how a supercharged, modernized Nazi Germany (without the flaws like relatively small population) would look like:

Welcome to Nazi Germany of 2026, an authoritative European first-world superpower with the largest economy and strongest military in the world.

Germany has reformed from strict racial hygiene to forced assimilation and cultural domination, however, the state still tolerates racism as long as it does not threat the national economy/international relations. In fact, it encourages foreigners learning German to embrace German culture as a soft power tool.

Ironically, the soft power programs have resulted in Africans speaking German and wearing SS based uniforms.

Germany stands in opposition to other countries in that it is culturally and racially homogeneous, thanks to its leaders' foresight on robotics and automation.

Germany is deeply interconnected with the global economy and dominates virtually every field, such as manufacturing, AI, and engineering. Needless to say, a world without Germany would quickly go dark.

Germany is ruled by a National Socialist Party that vows to combine the finest elements of traditional German culture, racial science, Volkisch ideology, and socialist theory.

The people of Germany enjoy among the best living standards in the world, with the best infrastructure and fastest trains in the world.

However, the ultra-pragmatic approach of Germany, which had secured its dominant position, has also left plenty of room for ideological inconsistency.

As the USA declines, Germany stands ready to work with the world and reclaim her place as its rightful master

EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER!

ARISEN FROM ASHES! THE FRENCH SHALL NEVER HUMILIATE US AGAIN!

Indigenous German achievements that our nation has prepared:

Rebirth class train — modern, sleek, efficient high speed train, can sit 1000+ people, capable of 400kmh but runs at 350kmh, and exported worldwide

ShallowHunt AI — fast AI LLM, perfect to deploy on slower German CPUs

SkyHouse space station — highly advanced space station

MicroMessage — national all-in-one superapp, payment, services, chatting

VibrateSound — the brainrot short media app loved by the Germans and foreigners alike
 
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Xi Jinping's dream.
 
This is a satirical and critical reimaging of Nazi Germany based on real world countries, without glorifying the Nazi ideology.

All the talk about "but they will stick to their ideology" to the max is bullshit. Goring let a Jewish man to continue leading.

Successful regimes preserve legitimacy and appeasement over dogma.

So here is what I think how a supercharged, modernized Nazi Germany (without the flaws like relatively small population) would look like:

Welcome to Nazi Germany of 2026, an authoritative European first-world superpower with the largest economy and strongest military in the world.

Germany has reformed from strict racial hygiene to forced assimilation and cultural domination, however, the state still tolerates racism as long as it does not threat the national economy/international relations. In fact, it encourages foreigners learning German to embrace German culture as a soft power tool.

Ironically, the soft power programs have resulted in Africans speaking German and wearing SS based uniforms.

Germany stands in opposition to other countries in that it is culturally and racially homogeneous, thanks to its leaders' foresight on robotics and automation.

Germany is deeply interconnected with the global economy and dominates virtually every field, such as manufacturing, AI, and engineering. Needless to say, a world without Germany would quickly go dark.

Germany is ruled by a National Socialist Party that vows to combine the finest elements of traditional German culture, racial science, Volkisch ideology, and socialist theory.

The people of Germany enjoy among the best living standards in the world, with the best infrastructure and fastest trains in the world.

However, the ultra-pragmatic approach of Germany, which had secured its dominant position, has also left plenty of room for ideological inconsistency.

As the USA declines, Germany stands ready to work with the world and reclaim her place as its rightful master

EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER!

ARISEN FROM ASHES! THE FRENCH SHALL NEVER HUMILIATE US AGAIN!

Indigenous German achievements that our nation has prepared:

Rebirth class train — modern, sleek, efficient high speed train, can sit 1000+ people, capable of 400kmh but runs at 350kmh, and exported worldwide

ShallowHunt AI — fast AI LLM, perfect to deploy on slower German CPUs

SkyHouse space station — highly advanced space station

MicroMessage — national all-in-one superapp, payment, services, chatting

VibrateSound — the brainrot short media app loved by the Germans and foreigners alike
Also, you have to understand that there was no possible way for Nazi Germany to win WW2, realistically, without altering the fundamental nature of the war. The Nazi German economy was weak, fragile, and relied on massive debt, to solve its balance of payments problems, also their industry was incredibly inefficent, their tanks broke down frequently, and their logistics was god awful, and don't get me started on the inteligence which somehow managed to forget/miscount that there were 8 million fully trained reservists in the Red Army.
 
Xi Jinping's dream.
Where do you think I got these names inspired from? Lol

复兴 => Rebirth
深探 => ShallowHunt (opposite)
天宫 => SkyHouse
微信 => MicroMessage
抖音 => VibrateSound
 
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ure a chink .
 
europoors can only dream of being a superpower, its over for them,
btw ure a chink and your cuntry will never be more than anything but a warehouse .
 
if they actually won they probably would have had a soviet style collapse within 50 years. but good post still
 
Hitler would have genocided us ngl.
No.

Better yet they would have implemented sensible eugenics policies that would ensure we would never come into existence.

Though I suppose you’re somewhat correct about the first wave of us that would exist in the beginning but it’s most likely just ALL lies propaganda that we’d be outright exterminated or executed.

Just as likely we would simply be forcibly sterilized.

Same outcome different method.

Not that any woman would touch us to begin with so as to threaten spreading our subhuman genes mind you but I suppose the Germans would still be quite thorough in making absolutely certain of that.
 
Nazi Germany would have suffered an internal collapse due to power struggles just like USSR
 
Shut up and take my nationalism!
 

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