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Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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Was out on a incel walk around the neighborhood and an old woman, probably late 40s early 50s came walking by. She was a little crazy with a homemade religious shirt. She stopped and talked to me about religion but in a style you get from a crazy person, not an actual missionary. She was not that good looking, fucked up teeth, but because she was talking to me and stood really close to me and broke the touch barrier I actually got hard. I wanted to fuck her. I even asked about her shirt so she would show it to me and it would give me a reason to look at her tits.

Just found it sad that this old woman that wasn’t too good looking showed me a little bit of attention and I got hard. At first I thought she was a drug addict prostitution until she started talking about god and such. If I see her again should I try to get her instagram in hopes of fucking or is that just gross?
 
PLA1092

PLA1092

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PersonalityChad

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Holy shit, beyond over.
 
Puppeter

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Same man i want to use every excuse to touch boobs
 
seikko

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Getting to that point
 
RollD20

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It’s over.
Only crackwhore tier now got to church
 
Lonelyus

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Was out on a incel walk around the neighborhood and an old woman, probably late 40s early 50s came walking by. She was a little crazy with a homemade religious shirt. She stopped and talked to me about religion but in a style you get from a crazy person, not an actual missionary. She was not that good looking, fucked up teeth, but because she was talking to me and stood really close to me and broke the touch barrier I actually got hard. I wanted to fuck her. I even asked about her shirt so she would show it to me and it would give me a reason to look at her tits.

Just found it sad that this old woman that wasn’t too good looking showed me a little bit of attention and I got hard. At first I thought she was a drug addict prostitution until she started talking about god and such. If I see her again should I try to get her instagram in hopes of fucking or is that just gross?
Fakecels, Grannys have high SMV
 
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Med Amine

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the best you can do is fuck a milf bro, i am pretty sure it's not any different from fucking a teen
 
HONKLER THE CUCKOLD

HONKLER THE CUCKOLD

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this is how lonely i am

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Ellsworth

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It’s over.
Only crackwhore tier now got to church
Good description. She looked like a white crack whore but was preaching the gospel and was obviously a little mental. Maybe a former crack ho? She was based tho, she referred to gays as “the homos”
 
BPJ

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down bad. can relate
 
ffffuuuu

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At least you don’t have ED. it’s her fault for looking like such a whore. Maybe she should cover up and only speak to her husband.
 
Ellsworth

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At least you don’t have ED. it’s her fault for looking like such a whore. Maybe she should cover up and only speak to her husband.
Doubt she has a husband. I think part of what got me hard is she was a “close talker” like from Seinfeld. Her face was just inches from mine which is rare because most girls make sure to stand several feet away from me.
 
ffffuuuu

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Doubt she has a husband. I think part of what got me hard is she was a “close talker” like from Seinfeld. Her face was just inches from mine which is rare because most girls make sure to stand several feet away from me.
Oh I mis read I thought it was a couple. In this case you needed to get a handjob or something cuz obviously she wanted your. Cock
 
cunnylover69

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God must fucking hate you dude
 
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Was out on a incel walk around the neighborhood and an old woman, probably late 40s early 50s came walking by. She was a little crazy with a homemade religious shirt. She stopped and talked to me about religion but in a style you get from a crazy person, not an actual missionary. She was not that good looking, fucked up teeth, but because she was talking to me and stood really close to me and broke the touch barrier I actually got hard. I wanted to fuck her. I even asked about her shirt so she would show it to me and it would give me a reason to look at her tits.

Just found it sad that this old woman that wasn’t too good looking showed me a little bit of attention and I got hard. At first I thought she was a drug addict prostitution until she started talking about god and such. If I see her again should I try to get her instagram in hopes of fucking or is that just gross?
You should have gotten her snapchat or phone number the first time, to talk more because you may never see her again. But definitely get it the second time. Seriously dude, stop thinking with your head and trust your boner.
 
Ellsworth

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You should have gotten her snapchat or phone number the first time, to talk more because you may never see her again. But definitely get it the second time. Seriously dude, stop thinking with your head and trust your boner.
Good advice. However the post nut clarity would be horrendous :feelspuke:
 
Homelandercel

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thats fucked up dont do it boyo, her roastie probably hangs down an inch or 2 and is dryer than a desert
 
EternalStorm

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Desperation can do that :feelsbadman:
 
bimmercel

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She mogs you in every case. She mog every sub7 man on this planet. On a tinder account she would hundreds of messages with her shitty teeth and her creepy shirt.
You, well styled probably gym and personality maxed average guy would not even come clos to her SMV. Yes its a water post but it seems youre not enough blackpilled.
 
RandomGuy

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There is a direct connection between religiosity and mental illness.
 
92 drowsiness?

92 drowsiness?

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Was out on a incel walk around the neighborhood and an old woman, probably late 40s early 50s came walking by. She was a little crazy with a homemade religious shirt. She stopped and talked to me about religion but in a style you get from a crazy person, not an actual missionary. She was not that good looking, fucked up teeth, but because she was talking to me and stood really close to me and broke the touch barrier I actually got hard. I wanted to fuck her. I even asked about her shirt so she would show it to me and it would give me a reason to look at her tits.

Just found it sad that this old woman that wasn’t too good looking showed me a little bit of attention and I got hard. At first I thought she was a drug addict prostitution until she started talking about god and such. If I see her again should I try to get her instagram in hopes of fucking or is that just gross?
lmao
 
92 drowsiness?

92 drowsiness?

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you are a real one gonna leave it to that.
 
Izayacel

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nothing to loose really , try to get her credentials " next time . @Ellsworth
 
Kaichee

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Is this a cope or a seethe?
 
Epedaphic

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Dude I can't remember the last time a foid actively engaged me in conversation like that. Honestly I'd probably pop one too. Hope you see her again but also if she's a religious zealot she may be less inclined to do sexual things with you unfortunately, unless she's part of a cult or something.
 

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