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This instagram photo of Nick Bateman is pretty much a TL;DR of the looks blackpill .

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> HEIGHT AND FACE

> FRAME : A good frame will make you look good in clothes , not muscles , here we can see how Nick Bateman looks fit and muscular while carrying little amounts of muscle mass , and that is thanks to his wide ribcage and broad shoulders , no amount of muscles will ever give you the same look that he has

> Lean : Nick is lean , sub 10 % bf year round , never bothers with any autistic gymcel shit such as bulking/cutting ... 

> Facial hair : Facial hair on a lean face will make you far more attractive than being clean shaven , having hair on your face is a sign of sexual dimorphism

> NW0 hairline with thick dark sleek hair : Even while wearing a hat Nick understands that he has to always show his flawless hairline off

> Simple clothes : a 5 $ monochrome grey t-shirt ,some normie pants and chad accessories , nothing expensive , no designer clothes , nothing flashy

> Collagen-maxxed tanned skin .

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The mogging is too hard. This is true suicide fuel.
 
blickpall said:
The mogging is too hard. This is true suicide fuel.


Bateman is a mogging machine tbh

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The textbook example of a Chad. Bland if you think about it, but he gets EVERYTHING in life handed to him. JFL @ trying to even breathe as a sub-Chad in soon to be 2018.
 
Long midfaced owl
 
VLÖ said:
Mega cope, he could literally fuck any girl he wants.

LMAO. I'm surprised his gf is hot.
 
Pouuop said:
Bateman is a mogging machine tbh

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who is the other guy in the second photo?
 
He's a demigod.

He's the son of Zeus.

He's the son of Stacy.

He's....CHAD THUNDERCOCK
 
JFL if you think that's a 5$ t shirt and normie pants? they have pockets on the front of the thigh...
 
Anon said:
LMAO. I'm surprised his gf is hot.

G I G A C O P E

He's the peak of human perfection.
 
Anon said:
I have fapped 10 times to his gf

Ok. You're still giga coping if you say he isn't Chad though.
 
What does this guy do for a living?
 
Kointo said:
Ok. You're still giga coping if you say he isn't Chad though.

He is above average. Like a 6.25/10 with massive height halo
 
facial hair hides fat/weak jawlines and enhances average ones. if you are a megachad and have a strong God-like jawline (stronger than his) the majority of women claim to prefer clean shaven.
slim as fuck sexually dimorphic hips like that are extremely important though. also long midface > compact for men if every other feature is good. big foreheads and high mouths are womanly asf.
 
Anon said:
He is above average. Like a 6.25/10 with massive height halo

9/10 in my eyes.
 
Talking about facial hair, if you can't grow a full beard and have sparse or irregular hair don't bother because stubble will only give you a shabby hobo look. I just have to clean shave.
 
Pass me a rope, how can I complete with this living god?
 
jagged0 said:
Pass me a rope, how can I complete with this living god?

Here
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Another for me too
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jagged0 said:
R O P E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNOOOOOO. H O PE. BUT THE.  R.  O.  P.       E. !!!!!!11F!!!!@$!!!!!!!

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Kointo said:
NNNOOOOOO. H O PE. BUT THE.  R.  O.  P.       E. !!!!!!11F!!!!@$!!!!!!!

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R O P E is our F A T E!!!
 
jagged0 said:
R O P E is our F A T E!!!

WE C ANNOT.   E. S.  A. P. E.  THE.   FATE

We're like Romeo and Juliet, but Romeo is incel, and Juliet is nonexistent. Romeo just ends up R O P I N G.
 
Kointo said:
WE C ANNOT.   E. S.  A. P. E.  THE.   FATE

We're like Romeo and Juliet, but Romeo is incel, and Juliet is nonexistent. Romeo just ends up R O P I N G.

Better love story than twilight.
 
jagged0 said:
Better love story than twilight.

Yes. TWILIGHT IS.  G I G A C O P E.

GET ROMEO THE INCEL IN BOOKSTORES N O W!!!%%\*"""!!!1111!!D!
 
Anon said:
He is above average. Like a 6.25/10 with massive height halo

Jesus Christ, what is with you beaners and rating everyone so low?


He is unmoggable. Also Bateman doesn't need to gymcel not just because of his frame but because he is high T. High T means more lean mass/muscle naturally.
 
NegroKing said:
Jesus Christ, what is with you beaners and rating everyone so low?


He is unmoggable.



I use PSL ratings
 

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