Gay and yes, I'm actually serious and here's some proof:
Imagine having women approaching you and telling them that you're "gay," it must be heart breaking because women throw their bodies at this man, but too bad he's taken by another man (his gay partner).
It'd be awesome to have this privilege. Heck, I may even say I'm gay (if I looked like that), to get some women depressed that they can't be with me and them deserving it for being delusional for not settling with their looksmatched LOL (it'd be a good lession for them to learn).
