TeeHee This guy had major RED FLAGS so I NOPED THE FUCK OUT

[incel4life]

Hi everyone, I am a female incel and my mom tried to set me up on a blind date with some guy from her work named Dave. I didn't know Dave, and at first I was optimistic, but some of my friends knew who he was, and they told me he has RED FLAGS and that I should get away from him IMMEDIATELY. I should have listened.

So I met Dave and the first thing I noticed was that he had no tattoos. RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope.

The second thing I noticed about Dave was his height - he was only 5'9. MAJOR RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope, nope nope, nope nope nope.

But then I took a closer look at his face and noticed the most horrifying thing of all: He was a non male model. MAJOR, MAJOR RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope, nope nope, nope nope nope, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. And so I noped the fuck out and left right then and there. As I was walking out of the restaurant, everyone in the room started clapping for me and cheering "You go girl!"

tl;dr: If you see a guy with red flags, you should nope the fuck out.

 

[Zesto]

I know I will be hiding my red flags.

I will not be disclosing to any girl that I watch anime or read manga. (Unless she brings it up first but even than kept to a minimum).

 

[metal]

wtf

 

[Ritalincel]

Just what is it with normcunts and "le red flags"

 

[The Abyss]

Pretty accurate ngl.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Hi everyone, I am a female incel.

@knajjd

Just what is it with normcunts and "le red flags"

it's NTshit. Once you stop existing within the realm of what is to their mind social acceptibility, you're less than human, a creep, potential rapist, misogynist, and every other soylent accussation under the sun. They have a very black and white view of humans, which is ironic because that's what they accuse the autists of having

 

[anon]

Sub7 and sub6' = the only red flags roasties need and it only takes them 13ms to notice these red flags.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

so many red flags its a horde player.

wow references

 

[Deleted member 1410]

@knajjd

it's NTshit. Once you stop existing within the realm of what is to their mind social acceptibility, you're less than human, a creep, potential rapist, misogynist, and every other soylent accussation under the sun. They have a very black and white view of humans, which is ironic because that's what they accuse the autists of having

of course we tend to think in Absolutes, but logical absolutes, not ones based ultimately on feelings but what we view as right for ourselves, based on research.

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[Deleted member 1410]

i.e., women may read but they don't see the fine print.

 

[Zielony4]

Most accurate thing ever. :'(

 

[Ritalincel]

yikes

 

[Blacktarpill]

So I met Dave and the first thing I noticed was that he had no tattoos. RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope.

The second thing I noticed about Dave was his height - he was only 5'9. MAJOR RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope, nope nope, nope nope nope.

But then I took a closer look at his face and noticed the most horrifying thing of all: He was a non male model. MAJOR, MAJOR RED FLAG. Nope, nope nope, nope nope, nope nope nope, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. And so I noped the fuck out and left right then and there. As I was walking out of the restaurant, everyone in the room started clapping for me and cheering "You go girl!"

tl;dr: If you see a guy with red flags, you should nope the fuck out.

Very nice impressions btw.

 

[Newbie17]

Just be femail and start nopemaxxing theory

 

[Darthmat]

You forgot and he drives a used hammy down car and he has a wage cuck job. Like a little girl you deserve a man who buys a car every 6 months and who is Rich.

 

[owly]

I know I will be hiding my red flags.

I will not be disclosing to any girl that I watch anime or read manga. (Unless she brings it up first but even than kept to a minimum).

you need to chobitsmax tbh

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

 

[Deleted member 5861]

#metoo

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Just be femail and start nopemaxxing theory

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
nooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

someone pass me the rope

 

[StaroRavager]

Pretty accurate ngl.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Bump for redflagcels

 

[Ritalincel]

Bump for redflagcels

NPE

 

[PersonalityChad]

NPE

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