K ons me
Yeet
Payment of monies for the service of sexual intercourse.
Sounds fair
T
@Yerberito whore
It was fun popping her cherry
Bragfag
STILL NIGGER
if i had monies
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.
Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.
You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.
Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
I'm salty rn you better regret dis
Neet pepe is enraged
The forest
has no couch
episodes me
It was a very fun episode
I want to DIE
Wtf man you were okay just now
Am I okay? Are you goddamn KIDDING me right now with this? If I could just go within five feet of you I would lunge and cut your throat I swear to god if your family and I were on a flight over the ocean and we started going down due to a faulty engine I would record your parents hugging together and screaming then upload it to worldstarr hiphop so you have to wade through a sea of irreverent comments just to find any that give your parents who are the absolute worst for ever making a considerate person any sympathy I swear if I ever see you in real life I will invent new ways to torture people for example I will drug you and take you to a room where no one can hear you scream then leave you there, leave you there, leave you there, waiting for your teeth to get sensitive due to decay because i bet you brush your teeth oh i bet you do mister helpful. Then I will drill shapely holes into nitrogen ice cubes and pound that stuff right onto your stupid bad game playing ugly looking plant tree hugging never going to have a boyfriend being awful person never helps at charity spraytanned on clothes looking ass's teeth. Have you ever wondered what sound the moth pathetic person in the world makes when they are going through the most excrutiatingly painful expereince on the world? Well I have wondered and my plan to answer involves several experiments with this "nice guy" just like the teeth stuff but so much worse. I hope that in the near future all of these terible league players who cant pick a non-garbage champ are rounded up and gunned down in front of firing squads with benny hill playing in the backgrounds so their executions are as much a joke as they are. I want to see them bleeding on the ground to the tune of a banjo crying out for mommy, crying out for daddy but no one comes because their parents are dead o nthe transcontinental flights and also there are videos of it playing on projectors all around them and I am part of the firing squad. I have six foot 3 and super strong and would like to fire at them with my favorite SPAS12 shotgun with rail attachment which is effective up to 50 meters away but you wou;dn't guess because of awful games like call of duty by the way go back to call of duty with that teamwork bs. DIE DIE DIE BLEED DIE BLEED DIE GUSH BLOOD LAY ON GROUND DIE A LOT DIE DIE DIE that's a song I wrote for your funeral. Do you ever look back at your life and realize what a total waste it has been especially your education because you obviously learned nothing about manners I bet people take advantage of you all the time just make you do things you dont want to do because you arent smart or confident enough to say no, and eventually your life has devolved into a mess of other people's ambitions so much that you have stopped believing that you have ambitions of your own. Sometimes I pity you guys, then I remember it's all your fault for being so stupid. Eugenics is the only course of action. It takes 650 gallons of water to make a pound of meat at the current rate life on earth is unsustainable and meanwhile we are supposed to hug and coddle idiots like you, while cows stink up the atmosphere because factories are drooling away at their chance to sell more hamburgers to fat porkers like you, do you ask nosy questions because you wish to be seen as polite? I think so. You are the most disgusting thing to ever come out of the birthing hole and I've seen google image searches of yeast infections, I've seen some of the most depraved stuff on the internet and the only thing that gets me slightly offended anymore are idiots, as i've mentioned, because there are just so many taking up all our nonrenewable resources on the earth. I bet I can guess what your high school life is going to be like you pathetic waste of space twelve year old idiot cant comp for beans loser, you're going to be all alone on the playground until mr. feelison comes up and asks you into his classroom for a round of checks and of course you agree because the loneliness is started to become staggering to your undeveloped mind, so you step into his classroom and there is no one there and he teaches in a mobile unit because all of the new rooms in the east wing are under construction so you are so damned far away from anyone who could hear you but you are too stupid to realize this and get to playing checkers, when he performs an honestly impressive move taking three of your pieces, working up his side of the board until his fingers slide over his half to your half and shoot for your throat—he's holding you down o nthe floor laughing at how in the world god could make someone as lonely and foolish as the person in front of him and starts to pound your head in the ground, until a teacher managers to pick up on your stupid screeches and comes in at the last moment to save your life and the epilogue to this story is that now everyone knows you are just another lucky waste of time and everyone hates that female teacher for jumping in before spotting your face man you are so lucky so lucky that morals exist and everyone contents themselves with being merely annoyed at them rather than breaking them like mr. feelison. Okay you know what that was pretty awful and there are a ton of people who aren't stupid who go through situations like that every day in just America alone so I'll tell you what, I rescind my comment there and would like to instead keep it at you being lonely in the playground. It's a lot more realistic to what will probably happen and dumb fools like you ought to get used to realism fast. But no I'm okay how are you?
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