janoycresva
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I spend most of the time in the University dining hall. Now, there's this one Spanish femoid who always has long leather boots and looks like a bad bitch tbh tbh ngl. One time, she was covering up the whole coffee station and taking an extremely long time preparing her cup. I'm a coffee addict so I was lurking behind her waiting for her to finish up. Anyways, after 3 minutes of waiting, she turned around while stirring the coffee and gave me a look like she was scared. I didn't want to creep her out so I just left the area, sat down somewhere and waited 5 minutes before going back to pour myself a cup.
I was thinking that next semester, since I always see her making coffee, maybe instead of waiting. I'll pull up right next to her and say "excuse me miss", while slightly affectionately shoving her to the side (PUA technique, establishing physical connection). I'll proceed to pour myself a cup of black coffee. The idea is that she will strike up a conversation with me because women love guys that are coffee lovers. Since I'm drinking the coffee black, I think she'll think I'm cultured because of my appreciation for the actual taste of the bean rather than for the milk and sugar. She might say something like, "You drink it black, like that?" and I'll be like "of course, I like the actual taste of coffee". Boom, that opens a lane for me to get a number.
The shoving part is a joke but I legitimately thought about this happening in the past as I was pouring my coffee around femoids. Nobody has ever said anything to me though.
Could this work? I saw her talking and walking with a guy who looks like Mort from Family Guy, unless he's a homosexual (a lot of guys here are), I may have a shot.
I was thinking that next semester, since I always see her making coffee, maybe instead of waiting. I'll pull up right next to her and say "excuse me miss", while slightly affectionately shoving her to the side (PUA technique, establishing physical connection). I'll proceed to pour myself a cup of black coffee. The idea is that she will strike up a conversation with me because women love guys that are coffee lovers. Since I'm drinking the coffee black, I think she'll think I'm cultured because of my appreciation for the actual taste of the bean rather than for the milk and sugar. She might say something like, "You drink it black, like that?" and I'll be like "of course, I like the actual taste of coffee". Boom, that opens a lane for me to get a number.
The shoving part is a joke but I legitimately thought about this happening in the past as I was pouring my coffee around femoids. Nobody has ever said anything to me though.
Could this work? I saw her talking and walking with a guy who looks like Mort from Family Guy, unless he's a homosexual (a lot of guys here are), I may have a shot.