Thinking about trying Tinder for the first time ever - should I or will I just get hurt?

[crew2]

My chad friend keeps telling me to get on Tinder and that I will definitely get matches, you need to try it for a long time to get matches, etc etc. The usual bullshit.

The thing is the last couple of weeks I have cut out all crap from my diet, done an hour or more cardio every night and have lost a lot of weight on my face which makes me look a bit leaner so I'm happy with that. I'm thinking of trying this thing once and for all so at least I know I've tried every avenue I can. My life is about my ugliness at the moment and it's all I think about 24/7 so it'd be nice if anything positive came from it.

One thing I'm worried about is the agony of getting no matches whatsoever as that would hurt me beyond belief but I'm also thinking if I do get matches that may make me feel slightly better. If it backfires it's also a good way to prove my parents and friends wrong who constantly say it's "not about my looks" and is a confidence issue that girls can sense. Unless girls can sense my lack of confidence in the picture of course ha.

Here is the pic I'm thinking about using. It sort of came out looking better than I normally look. Do you guys think that this could possibly good enough for one of these cunts to swipe right on? :-

 

[imbored21]

You need to grow hair on your temples and then you'd look fine...

 

[Machiavelli]

where the fuck are your temples

just exotic ginger game

 

[KyloRen]

I'd give it a try. You're not ugly.

 

[crew2]

You need to grow hair on your temples and then you'd look fine...

Yep my temples are fucked. Hair just doesn't grow there which is why I keep it very short there.

 

[crew2]

where the fuck are your temples

just exotic ginger game

I don't have hair there. One of the things I want to fix with a hair transplant soon.

 

[rotting-alone]

The thing is the last couple of weeks I have cut out all crap from my diet, done an hour or more cardio every night and have lost a lot of weight on my face which makes me look a bit leaner so I'm happy with that.

Help me brother.

The reason I'm incel is because I am FAT AS FUCK in the face. It's what ruins my life.

A fat face can be the difference between Ricecel and Chang.

I. must. lose. my. chubby. cheeks.

 

[imbored21]

Yep my temples are fucked. Hair just doesn't grow there which is why I keep it very short there.

Ah I see. Regardless looks are not your problem. You are 6/10. 8/10 for a ginger.

 

[thirsit]

Help me brother.

The reason I'm incel is because I am FAT AS FUCK in the face. It's what ruins my life.

A fat face can be the difference between Ricecel and Chang.

I. must. lose. my. chubby. cheeks.

I need to lose fat as well. HMU if you want to do it together. Going to start next week on monday.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Knowing how you look and your locale, I’d say no.

 

[crew2]

Help me brother.

The reason I'm incel is because I am FAT AS FUCK in the face. It's what ruins my life.

A fat face can be the difference between Ricecel and Chang.

I. must. lose. my. chubby. cheeks.

My face bloats sometimes even when I'm low weight so I understand. Here's my "routine" if that helps mate:-

- Oats for breakfast with a banana and apple
- Chicken sandwhiches on brown bread for dinner with kiwis, grapes and a banana
- Chicken and salad/veg and rice for tea and a banana and apple
- No sweets or chocolate, soft drinks or coffee (because of the sugar in coffee but I suppose it's ok without)
- 8 - 10 pints of water a day
- Water Retention Tablets from Holland & Barret (4 a day)
- Protein shake twice a day or once a day on non-gym days
- 1 hour or more of cardio a night
- Gym 3 - 5 times a week (usually 3 these days)

That's pretty much it.

 

[chainsawcel]

Looks shopped. Not saying it's shopped, it just looks shopped. Like literally looks painted.
Why are you here though? It's like asking fish how to fly

 

[crew2]

Looks shopped. Not saying it's shopped, it just looks shopped. Like literally looks painted.
Why are you here though? It's like asking fish how to fly

I can't even draw a square in photoshop so it's not. I'm here in general because I'm invisible to women.

Just wanted some advice from fellow incels.

 

[scrub]

Dead trim.

 

[Completefizz]

Tinder is for Chad only, it would be best to use other dating sites.

 

[crew2]

Must've done about 300 swipes or more. How long until it works boyos?

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Just uninstall it I am arguably better looking than you, 6'1 white non ginger and I barely got anything... And ZERO real dates.

It's over if you aren't Chad on tinder, not even a meme. It's legit over.

 

[Grotesque]

As others have said, being sub-7 and using Tinder is masochism.

 

[_incelinside]

Must've done about 300 swipes or more. How long until it works boyos?

Average is 1 in 100 I think.
You don't look bad
there's just something off about your facial harmony
If you don't get matches you could always try in Asia. Someone like you would probably get hundreds of matches there

 

[Minjaze]

Might as well try.

 

[masterwizard]

Are you completely brain damaged? Fucking seriously? You are going to go on one of the harshest places that exists socially, and you think one selfie is going to cut it? Maybe if you were a high tier chad, but you aren't, most guys arent.

Go on holiday. Use travel snaps. In 2018, the world of instagram and travel vlogs and shit like that, its basically mandatory. You will not get any swipes with such a dogshit autistic tier picture (and im not referring to looks at all here).

Why are people so low IQ when it comes to tinder.

The AVERAGE guy gets a swipe rate of 0.5%, and that is probably including bots / scammers and so on. The BELOW AVERAGE girl still has several hundred matches to peruse, most of which are above her looksmax.

If you are going to Tinder, you HAVE to travelmax and photomax.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

You won't do well on Tinder. Try a different app instead.

 

[Fontaine]

I'm gonna be honest, you're not ugly but you do look insecure and effeminate, you have dead eyes and a soft glow about you, and I think this an actual turn-off for women.

Try to fix the dead eyes with anti-depressants first. AlphaDestiny has the same eyes, it screams interior misery with desperate exterior coping.

 

[6ix9ine]

u look decent enough that u will get a few matches.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

I've seen uglier guys get matches. Don't expect good looking women, but I'd say that to anyone.

Regardless of all that, you're asking people who have never gotten laid advice on getting laid off tinder. Do you think any of us know? We can tell you what didn't work, and while that may be useful information, it'd be a lot easier to just find out what did work.

Most of it has to do with being attractive.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Woll smoth

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

why would you torture yourself like that? you're better off running coppercab-cousin-youtube-game.

 

[guerillahubris]

Lol youre ugly as fuck i would be surprised if you get any matches. Theres something so off putting about your hair and how small your features are relative to your face it kills all sexual attraction possible. Im sorry bro but its over for you

 

[crew2]

Lol youre ugly as fuck i would be surprised if you get any matches. Theres something so off putting about your hair and how small your features are relative to your face it kills all sexual attraction possible. Im sorry bro but its over for you

Got 8 matches so far but I doubt that means anything because my friend who is even worse than me gets matches but he's on it 24/7.

Some of them are decent others are not.

 

[KyloRen]

Got 8 matches so far but I doubt that means anything because my friend who is even worse than me gets matches but he's on it 24/7.

Some of them are decent others are not.

Talk to all of them! Try to set up dates.

 

[crew2]

Woll smoth

Ha. Yep tiny mouth.

 

[crew2]

I've seen uglier guys get matches. Don't expect good looking women, but I'd say that to anyone.

Regardless of all that, you're asking people who have never gotten laid advice on getting laid off tinder. Do you think any of us know? We can tell you what didn't work, and while that may be useful information, it'd be a lot easier to just find out what did work.

Most of it has to do with being attractive.

It's not even about getting laid to be honest. I just want to feel a bit better about myself.

 

[crew2]

u look decent enough that u will get a few matches.

Thanks. Problem is practically every girl I have seen on it so far has been an 8+ which guarantees they are a stuck up bitch.

There should be a rating system on it.

 

[Popbob]

why do all gingers have small mouths

 

[BlueEnix]

you're a fucking normie, you'll get little attention.

 

[Itsoverboyos]

normies.me

 

[chainsawcel]

 

[DecayGuy]

Doesn't tinder require a fb account or something? I never understood incels that have real social media accounts, especially normiebook.

 

[bigphil]

I've never even bothered installing that shit because I knew I would have no sucess with it. I fucking hate smart phones so much, gave all those normies easy access to the internet as well.

 

[St.Tropez]

Run tinder morph game to get validation online and rejection inrl tbh.

 

[Itsoverboyos]

Tinder is Chad and Chadlet territory, you look like a low-tier normie to me. Your mouth area is subhuman and your hair without temples look weird.

 

[crew2]

Talk to all of them! Try to set up dates.

I may do mate. How does one talk to girls though? :think:

 

[KyloRen]

I may do mate. How does one talk to girls though? :think:

Hah, can't help you there, my friend.

 

[theultimate341]

Doesn't tinder require a fb account or something? I never understood incels that have real social media accounts, especially normiebook.

you can use a phone number

 

[eurocel]

volcel: the thread

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

You are in for a harsh reality my friend.

 

[Deleted member 677]

You are in for a harsh reality my friend.

 

[DecayGuy]

you can use a phone number

Phone number service is still all done by fb though. i just hate fb i guess

 

[Evil Genius]

Tinder isn't even hard, even truecels can get over 100 matches on tinder if you put decent pictures up.

Going out to bars and trying to talk to femoids is no doubt 1000x harder, you have to be low inhib to do that and good at talking. Tinder is something that is behind screen.

 

[crew2]

Ha. Conversation with this girl:-



Me: How are you?

Her: Very tired! How about you?

Me: Same. You from around Liverpool like me?

Her: No I live in Manchester x

Me: Ah right. Manchester girls are better anyway

Here: Ahaha how do you work that one out? Xx

Me: They just seem more down to earth and look better ha

Her: Ahah I'll take that as a compliment! Thank you x

Me: It was

Her: \Well thank you


Is it meant to be this hard???