> be brit roastie
> ugly af
> doesn't matter, can still get chad
> big game tonite
> seems like bongland is winning, no beatings this time
> actually no they send in 3 nogs and lose
> hear hubby coming home
> he takes off his norf f.c. shirt
> starts beating you to a pulp
> next day go to the nhs
> the hospital is full of people with the new extra-deluxe covid variant
> after half a day they find a pajeet to check you
> gives you a bunch of anonymous pills
> go back home still aching
> see a gang of pakis raping your daughter
> scream in shock
> bobby comes to you asking if you have a screaming loicense
> you forgot it at home
> the police sends you to jail while apologizing to the pakis for stopping them
> after a few years be free again
> your husband has roped because he can't live without ngubu playing for his team
> you're now single, old and even uglier
> doesn't matter, can still get chad
> big game tonite