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Things you were fooled as kids.

SUPERCEL

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1.You will be growing steadily and reaches 6 ft before you leave HS.
2.Santa Claus exists.
3.Treat  girl like a lady and she will treat you like a gentleman.
4.Have a college degree and you will get a job.
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS

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5. you will have sex
6. you will have a girlfriend
 
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You will be happy
 
SUPERCEL

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5.In the job interview,they will judge you only by your skills for that job.
 
Deleted member 1983

Deleted member 1983

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WTF dude santa claus doesnt exist? You just broke my christmas immersion.

For real though you are fed so much bullshit as a kid, i used to believe that females cared less about looks than guys lmao....
 
idkwattodowithlife

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There's always someone out there for you.
 
torujo

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girls will fight over you
 
SUPERCEL

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8.Be a nice guy and you will find a nice girl.


Girls love your personalities.
 
torujo

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Sparky said:
“Girls are just shallow at your age, when they grow older and mature they’ll be all over you”

just be a betabux bro
 
Ryo_Hazuki

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1. Looks don't matter to women, it's all about game
2. "you're not dumb, you just learn differently" (LOL!)
3. With enough practice you can at least perform well at anything.
 
SUPERCEL

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Be a bad boy,girls love that
 
Deleted member 306

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Every comment above and below
 
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Sparky said:
“Girls are just shallow at your age, when they grow older and mature they’ll be all over you”

 For some reason that gets under my skin
 
Crustaciouse

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ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
 For some reason that gets under my skin

"Study hard and get a good job, then you will find a nice girl"
 
Crustaciouse

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"Study hard and find a good job, then you will find a nice girl"
 
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Focus on school and yourself and a girl will come to you.

You're just a late bloomer, you'll grow someday. You just gotta wait. (Still waiting)
 
Kointo1

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SUPERCEL said:
1.You will be growing steadily and reaches 6 ft before you leave HS.
2.Santa Claus exists.
3.Treat  girl like a lady and she will treat you like a gentleman.
4.Have a college degree and you will get a job.

5. Mommy's little boy is so handsome.
 
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All of these have been good so far. I was told all of these.
 
DankIncel

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idkwattodowithlife said:
There's always someone out there for you.

One of the worst lies that are told to sub5s.
 

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