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It's quite symbolic how her first name is "Joke":lul:

That ex must've had a great personality with so many hobbies:soy:

I hope he raped and beat her too
 
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It's quite symbolic how her first name is "Joke":lul:

That ex must've had a great personality with so many hobbies:soy:

I hope he raped and beat her too
guy in school told story of how he took drunk girl home, chained her to his bed, blindfolded her and put headphones on her, then gooned to her tits and coomed on them and she was ok with it. You now have 15s to guess his looks.
 
Foids are a joke. A very unfunny one
 
guy in school told story of how he took drunk girl home, chained her to his bed, blindfolded her and put headphones on her, then gooned to her tits and coomed on them and she was ok with it. You now have 15s to guess his looks.
He must've been a 5'2 curry right?
 
guy in school told story of how he took drunk girl home, chained her to his bed, blindfolded her and put headphones on her, then gooned to her tits and coomed on them and she was ok with it. You now have 15s to guess his looks.
WHAT THE FUCK?! You gotta make a separate thread about this. It's so hard for me to believe this is real but knowing how foids are and the fact that I knew a black foid in high school who wanted to be raped by a white 6'2" 18th century slavemaster but rejected my blackcel friend makes this seem not that far-fetched.
 
WHAT THE FUCK?! You gotta make a separate thread about this. It's so hard for me to believe this is real but knowing how foids are and the fact that I knew a black foid in high school who wanted to be raped by a white 6'2" 18th century slavemaster but rejected my blackcel friend makes this seem not that far-fetched.
nah its not worth its own thread, its just that little tidbit. Same guy basically lived like world was his oyster, didnt show up to school half the time, still passed. When he was in school he would just fuck around, eat full english breakfeast on his desk etc. It was all a meme to him. He got hit a truck while riding his motorcycle but was fine.
 
Where do you even find guys like this bro
 
nah its not worth its own thread, its just that little tidbit. Same guy basically lived like world was his oyster, didnt show up to school half the time, still passed. When he was in school he would just fuck around, eat full english breakfeast on his desk etc. It was all a meme to him. He got hit a truck while riding his motorcycle but was fine.
How did he meet the foid? Why did he have a chain ready? Did he plan for this? I have so many questions
 
How did he meet the foid? Why did he have a chain ready? Did he plan for this? I have so many questions
he didnt elaborate further but was typical chad, tall, blue eyes, good body idk. Often times guys will larp about how much of a slayer they are but based on his looks I would think this guy was serious. About the shit he used to BDSM her to his bed - most people have kinks and fetishes but shame other people and call them degenerate. I think if we knew the shit people have in their home or on their phone in some hidden folder, society would collapse. Imagine some person your entire life is trusted in, like your kids school teacher, but seeing them get pegged on vacation or idk some other shit. People only use respect and bullying to maintain hierachy, it has nothing to do with actual sexual acts or anything, they shame you for shit they do and let others get away with.

But thats besides the point. From experience, these guys just go out, girls show interest, they go home, fuck and thats it. You gotta remember that 50% of society is women and women can get sex and relationship at any time, any age.
Then you gotta subtract chads from the other 50% of population (men). So 20% of men are gone. Then subtract gay men, giga old men etc.

My point is, the majority of society, women + chads (60%) can get sex easily at any time. Now subtract gay men, disabled niggas, children idk + add a few HTN normies or chad lites that can get sex regular but not as much as women and chads. My point is, 70%+ of the human population can easily have sex at any time to the point where its like buying bread for them. Its nothing. Only a minority of society struggles and that group is gonna be exclusively men below 7/10 looks range.

So to go back to your original question - how did he meet her? like you buy bread. He went out to party, they met, they fucked, they went about their merry ways.
Did he have the chain ready - 100% because most people have fetish gear in their house somewhere, since 70% of society sees sex as recreational activity that you do for fun, so he probably does that frequently.
Did he plan for this? - 100% nope, just as you dont plan to pick up some shit at supermarket that is on sale when you arrive there


I will leave you with another statistical factoid: Half of pregnancies are accidents. Even now with cheap and often freely available preservatives like condoms, the pill etc - it still happens. Half of these unwanted pregnancies get aborted. This is why people used to have 10 kids back in the day - nigga, most people are barley sentient, they are like rabid fucking animals. Even now, with internet access to every piece of information ever in human history, with access to infinite food, condoms, education, smartphones - people just run around, fuck, babies happen and thats it. Think about this, without abortion, 50% of the people around you would be accidents from people just having rabid animal sex without thinking, completely instinctual. Right now its around 25% which is still insane to think about.

Just look around when you are outside, every fourth or fifth person you see was an accident, a woman got creampied, cum shot into the pussy and few days later... OH NOOO THERE ARE LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES NOOOOOO

its wild man.


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Sorry but writing this out has made me think about few things. Lets consider additional factors
1. humans like most mammals are infertile as fuck. Lions for example only have brief window to reproduce in the year and fuck like 10x a day in that window. And even pregnancy is rare. For humans its similiar. Human women can only get pregnant 6 days per month. This means 80% of the year, women can not get pregnant.

The implication here is this: So even though 80% of the year women are factually infertile, still 50% or pregnancies are accidents. This begs the question of just how much fucking are people doing? It has to be an insane amount of fucking to even achieve this logically. This is what I mean, for most people in society sex is like taking a shower or eating a pizza. I think this is also why so many people are pro-abortion - from their view, it actually is just an "accident" to get pregnant - like you and me getting food poisoning once in a while or getting the flu idk, just normal part of life.

2. Women post 30 have a harder and harder time getting pregnant. By 40 the chance is basically zero. So all of the rabid animal fucking that the above stats imply must be happening between puberty and 30-40 years of age. All of it. Call me crazy but doesnt this imply for 70% of people life is basically a perma orgy between 15 and 35? It also makes sense that people get married and settle then around 30-35 if this is the case.

Either way, im so emotionally burned out I dont care about sex or relationships anymore, I am a walking corpse basically, I just wish I had better health and money. I am still attracted to womens looks, thats it though. Data like what I brought up here has convinced me that most people are barley alive robots that just fuck, eat and shit honestly and that I have no reason to feel ashamed about myself for being a looser. The people that call me looser probably lick their own cum of some dominas foot on weekend and I mean that. Local sex club events in my city are booked out with like 300 people there on their website. Never respect people, always think about what they are hiding and how its all just a giant larp.
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I asked chatgpt about it and it says to achieve this level of unwanted pregnancies you "only" need to have sex 50 to 100 times a year. "Only." So most people are having sex 1-2 times a week, so like every 3-7 days or whatever. Think about that. So even with super low risk of preservative failing like 1% risk, they fuck so much that yeah, it fails. 1% rick per sexual interaction + 50-100 sexual interactions a yearon average (could be as high as 200), you would get statistically one pregnancy a year you dont want. Like I said, this is what the numbers bear out.

I was trying to be courteous and thought, ok, idk maybe its all concentrated in low income families or third world countries or among blacks idk. Nope, even in my home country of germany it says 20-30% of women have at least one uninteded pregnancy in lifetime, with 30% of pregnancies being "unwanted pregnancies and 15% outspokenly unintended pregnancies."

My advice, never judge yourself ever again for gooning to anything, remember that people around you are worse than you probably, dont take anyone serious, every man is a cuck, simp, posturing looser and every woman literally had like 1000 miles of cock in her by the time shes 30, even if she only had one bf that entire time, thats 50-200 times sex a year, imagine the mileage and litres of cum. Good heavens.
 
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