Serious Things that make you a fakecel vol. 1

[Mortis]

Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel

 

[Arabcel99]

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

I Graduated from college today, does that make fakecel faggot who should khs (in Shogun 2 total war)

 

[Mortis]

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That's extremely cool and congratulations but still fuck you.

 

[Arabcel99]

That's extremely cool and congratulations but still fuck you.

Thanks brocel love you too

 

[Mecoja]

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Nice. Congrats.

 

[Mecoja]

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

I have somewhat only this.

 

[Mortis]

I have somewhat only this.

Out.

 

[Arabcel99]

Nice. Congrats.

Thank you mon amie

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

How knitters got knotted in a purity spiral

A process of moral outbidding is corroding small communities from within

unherd.com

 

[LeFrenchCel]

How does using public transportation make you a fakecel?

Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier

 

[Mortis]

How knitters got knotted in a purity spiral

A process of moral outbidding is corroding small communities from within

unherd.com

Sounds like something a fakecel wod say

 

[Mortis]

Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier

Just added that one

How does using public transportation make you a fakecel?

Where are you going? Friends? Your girlfriend? You're not bothered by all those people? Just use a bike or go by foot. There's nowhere to go as an incel.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Where are you going? Friends? Your girlfriend? You're not bothered by all those people? Just use a bike or go by foot. There's nowhere to go as an incel.

Going to your job if you're a wagie
Doing your groceries if you live alone

 

[GhostRick02]

This is stupid and funny af

I mean a truecel it's just someone who can't get laid free (without paying for it) AND can't have relationships with the opposite sex.
Being khhv it's enough for being a truecel.

Then you need something to cope if you don't want to become homeless or trying to rope instantly.

 

[KillNiggers]

The list is great but unfortunately I am fakecel due to this:

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

This makes no sense.

 

[Adamhastor]

Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel

1. Having sex = fakecel

 

[Mortis]

I mean a truecel it's just someone who can't get laid free (without paying for it) AND can't have relationships with the opposite sex.
Being khhv it's enough for being a truecel.

Wrong. You just outed yourself as definitely not being a truecel.

Being a truecel will fuck up more things than just the ability of getting your dick wet. If you were a truecel you'd know that not only dating is impossible, but generally living life is a damn near impossible task.

 

[Mortis]

The list is great but unfortunately I am fakecel due to this:


This makes no sense.

Once you are dickpilled it will make sense.

 

[GhostRick02]

Wrong. You just outed yourself as definitely not being a truecel.

Being a truecel will fuck up more things than just the ability of getting your dick wet. If you were a truecel you'd know that not only dating is impossible, but generally living life is a damn near impossible task.

then a real truecel would be someone who's literally in wheelchair

 

[drayganballz]

Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel

God forbid anyone be more then a vegetable

 

[Mortis]

God forbid anyone be more then a vegetable

Yes unironically

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

Sounds like something a fakecel wod say

A purity spiral occurs when a community becomes fixated on implementing a single value that has no upper limit, and no single agreed interpretation. The result is a moral feeding frenzy.

But while a purity spiral often concerns morality, it is not about morality. It’s about purity — a very different concept. Morality doesn’t need to exist with reference to anything other than itself. Purity, on the other hand, is an inherently relative value — the game is always one of purer-than-thou.

It’s not just another word for ‘woke culture’, or even ‘cancel culture’, or ‘virtue signalling’. Even though intersectional social justice is a pretty great breeding ground for purity spirals, it is one among many.

It is a social dynamic that plays out across that community — a process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance and divergence relentlessly.

A purity spiral propagates itself through the tipping points of preference falsification: through self-censorship, and through loyalty tests that weed out its detractors long before they can band together. In that sense, once one takes hold, its momentum can be very difficult to halt.

 

[GhostRick02]

Yes unironically

so you are not a truecel?

 

[Mortis]

so you are not a truecel?

I am

 

[GhostRick02]

I am

so you didn't even graduate high school and your parents don't do ANYTHING for you?

 

[Mortis]

so you didn't even graduate high school and your parents don't do ANYTHING for you?

 

[Arabcel99]

How does using public transportation make you a fakecel?

Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier

@autisandugly what do you think about this opinion

 

[The Bickler]

only valid truecel requirements.. i pass all of them. i am a truecel

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

That person was bugged during the "review".

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[Mortis]

only valid truecel requirements.. i pass all of them. i am a truecel

Based.

 

[greggymex7]

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Chad cheekbones

 

[Arabcel99]

Chad cheekbones

skin sagging when I smile

 

[GhostRick02]

Being taller than 170cm = instant fakecel detector

coping

 

[Vendetta]

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

how

 

[Vendetta]

Being taller than 170cm = instant fakecel detector

bro just said taller than manlet height = fakecel

 

[Vendetta]

Yes, quit coping.

how tall r u

 

[Vendetta]

5'7

nigga ur literally 170 wtf is 1cm of height gonna do to make u a fakecel

 

[Vendetta]

It's an approximation obviously. Life starts at 5'8-5'9. A good life starts at 6'0.

5'8 or less, just rope, you're not a man

Friendly fire

 

[GhostRick02]

It's an approximation obviously. Life starts at 5'8-5'9. A good life starts at 6'0.

5'8 or less, just rope, you're not a man

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I mean only IF you are
- neurotypical
- no mental illness
- AT LEAST 5/10 facially

 

[Vendetta]

I don't mean to offend you it's just how society perceives us manlets. Utterly ovER

just dont go outside theory, and if u have job just wear a hoodie so nobody can see u

 

[GhostRick02]

>5'9
You're the Burj Khalifa compared with me you fucking lanklet, just KYS you cannot complain

I mean my high school bully said I was the biggest lose he has aver saw
and my ex friend told me I was the most shy person in the world...
Because I'm genetic trash

 

[Vendetta]

Already do both. Going out is simply not worth it as a subhuman manlet, the mogging is too brootal.

heightmogging is way more brutal than face mogging, its very emasculating especially if its by a foid, theres a shit ton of niggers in my area and even sheboons heightmog me sometimes

 

[screwthefbi]

Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = not truecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = not truecel

5. Having a well paying job = not truecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = not truecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = mega fakecel (no pun intended)

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = not truecel (being black is ultra fakecel)

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = not truecel+ bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = not truecel

Revised it

 

[Abacaxi14]

That's not being incel. That is having competely giving up on your life.

 

[Mortis]

That's not being incel. That is having competely giving up on your life.

Being incel affects every aspect of life. If you don't feel that then I doubt you are one.

 

[autisandugly]

@autisandugly what do you think about this opinion

If you can drive, you are not a fakecel, you are an incel. Trucel like me, can't drive. I use public transport

 

[Nemesis]

Bad bait 2/10 because I responded

 

[Friezacel]

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Lol what college is that ?

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Some guys need a job to make money to survive.