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Serious Things that make you a fakecel vol. 1

Mortis

Mortis

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Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel
 
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2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

I Graduated from college today, does that make fakecel faggot who should khs (in Shogun 2 total war)
 
How does using public transportation make you a fakecel? :feelswhat:

Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier
 
Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier
Just added that one

How does using public transportation make you a fakecel? :feelswhat:
Where are you going? Friends? Your girlfriend? You're not bothered by all those people? Just use a bike or go by foot. There's nowhere to go as an incel.
 
Where are you going? Friends? Your girlfriend? You're not bothered by all those people? Just use a bike or go by foot. There's nowhere to go as an incel.
Going to your job if you're a wagie
Doing your groceries if you live alone
 
This is stupid and funny af

I mean a truecel it's just someone who can't get laid free (without paying for it) AND can't have relationships with the opposite sex.
Being khhv it's enough for being a truecel.

Then you need something to cope if you don't want to become homeless or trying to rope instantly.
 
The list is great but unfortunately I am fakecel due to this:
16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

This makes no sense.
 
Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel
1. Having sex = fakecel
 
I mean a truecel it's just someone who can't get laid free (without paying for it) AND can't have relationships with the opposite sex.
Being khhv it's enough for being a truecel.
Wrong. You just outed yourself as definitely not being a truecel.

Being a truecel will fuck up more things than just the ability of getting your dick wet. If you were a truecel you'd know that not only dating is impossible, but generally living life is a damn near impossible task.
 
Wrong. You just outed yourself as definitely not being a truecel.

Being a truecel will fuck up more things than just the ability of getting your dick wet. If you were a truecel you'd know that not only dating is impossible, but generally living life is a damn near impossible task.
then a real truecel would be someone who's literally in wheelchair
 
Things that in my opinion make you a stinky fakecel or atleast not a truecel:
(not ordered by any metric)

1. Having friends = fakecel

2. Graduating highschool = not truecel

3. Getting into college = not truecel

4. Graduating college = fakecel

5. Having a well paying job = fakecel

6. Having a job = not truecel

7. Having family that cares about you = fakecel

8. Ever having talked to a girl outside of a compulsory context = not truecel

9. Having people check up on you = fakecel

10. Being over 6 foot = fakecel

11. Being white with a facial rating higher than a 3/10 = fakecel

12. If you ever went to the gym thinking you can improve = not truecel

13. If you didn't know from an early age that it's over = not truecel

14. If you go outside more than 2 times a month = not a truecel

15. If you go outside more days than you stay inside = fakecel

16. If you have a dick that's more than 6 inches = fakecel + rope

17. If you E date even without showing your face = fakecel + bluepilled + rope

18. If you use public transport = not truecel

19. Having a drivers licence = fakecel
God forbid anyone be more then a vegetable
 
Sounds like something a fakecel wod say
A purity spiral occurs when a community becomes fixated on implementing a single value that has no upper limit, and no single agreed interpretation. The result is a moral feeding frenzy.

But while a purity spiral often concerns morality, it is not about morality. It’s about purity — a very different concept. Morality doesn’t need to exist with reference to anything other than itself. Purity, on the other hand, is an inherently relative value — the game is always one of purer-than-thou.
It’s not just another word for ‘woke culture’, or even ‘cancel culture’, or ‘virtue signalling’. Even though intersectional social justice is a pretty great breeding ground for purity spirals, it is one among many.
It is a social dynamic that plays out across that community — a process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance and divergence relentlessly.

A purity spiral propagates itself through the tipping points of preference falsification: through self-censorship, and through loyalty tests that weed out its detractors long before they can band together. In that sense, once one takes hold, its momentum can be very difficult to halt.
 
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How does using public transportation make you a fakecel? :feelswhat:

Having a driving license and a car is clearly more fakecel-tier
@autisandugly what do you think about this opinion
 
only valid truecel requirements.. i pass all of them. i am a truecel
 
That person was bugged during the "review".
 
Being taller than 170cm = instant fakecel detector
 
nigga ur literally 170 wtf is 1cm of height gonna do to make u a fakecel
It's an approximation obviously. Life starts at 5'8-5'9. A good life starts at 6'0.

5'8 or less, just rope, you're not a man
 
It's an approximation obviously. Life starts at 5'8-5'9. A good life starts at 6'0.

5'8 or less, just rope, you're not a man
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I mean only IF you are
- neurotypical
- no mental illness
- AT LEAST 5/10 facially
 
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I mean only IF you are
- neurotypical
- no mental illness
- AT LEAST 5/10 facially
>5'9
You're the Burj Khalifa compared with me you fucking lanklet, just KYS you cannot complain
 
I don't mean to offend you it's just how society perceives us manlets. Utterly ovER
just dont go outside theory, and if u have job just wear a hoodie so nobody can see u
 
>5'9
You're the Burj Khalifa compared with me you fucking lanklet, just KYS you cannot complain
I mean my high school bully said I was the biggest lose he has aver saw
and my ex friend told me I was the most shy person in the world...
Because I'm genetic trash
 
just dont go outside theory, and if u have job just wear a hoodie so nobody can see u
Already do both. Going out is simply not worth it as a subhuman manlet, the mogging is too brootal.
 

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