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Brutal Things that can bring down a Prime Chad

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There are several things that can bring down a Chad, even if he's tall, White, young, shows no signs of balding, is physically fit, and generally healthy. Here are a number:

A small dick.

The thing about Chad's is that they get invited into the bedroom because of their faces, a toilet enthusiastically meets Chad to sleep with him. He then takes his pants off to reveal... A small dick.

Toilets actually laugh at small dicks and while there is some preference for larger than average penises:


The average penis is often well-received as well.

Well, some good news for small dicked Chad's, it is mostly fatter toilets that prefer bigger dicks and it influences taller men less. A[UWSL]lso Chad's enjoy the Halo effect, so toilets will overestimate their penis sizes, but an overestimation only brings you so far as a small dick will remain small. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]But as Chad has the pick of the litter he can also select many prime virgins (and does), so not every toilet he meets will be equally experienced, but as he gets older his small dick will increasingly be a big problem. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Erectile dysfunction. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Imagine having the pick of the litter with any toilet and having the ability to sleep with one almost whenever you like... Then when she is lying on bed naked waiting for you to enter her you can't get it up, you just can't get it up. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]She's going to be severely disappointed, if this is a common occurrence it can basically kill any casual sex life. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Premature ejaculation. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Here are some interesting statistics, around a quarter of all men last longer than 10 minutes, around a quarter of all men suffer from premature ejaculation (PE), and half of all men have "average lasting sex sessions". The average female takes around 7 minutes to orgasm and then gets exponentially more orgasms, if you're one of the 26% of men that last longer than 10 minutes to toilets you have an amazing ability. The average man lasts around 5 to 6 minutes so he just falls short of this, but as some toilets take longer to orgasm and others shorter I'd estimate that around half of all men to slightly more than half last long enough in bed to sexually satisfy their partner. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]But what about if you don't last as long? [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Chad takes of his pants, his partner is all wet and ready waiting for him to enter, he enters and... It's over, within 2 minutes he came, maybe even a few seconds. A lot of premature ejaculation is life-long and this won't change with age, there's an old stereotype that teenage boys are overexcited and cum really quickly while when they get older they will learn to control it better but the opposite is true, the average teenage boy lasts a full minute longer than your average 30 year old man, and he lasts longer than Mr. 50. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]So if Chad suffers from this he won't change anytime soon, so his one night stands aren't likely to be anything more than one night stands. [/UWSL]

Still sucks more if you're an incel with any of this.

[UWSL]The one advantage to being a Chad is that your facial attractiveness saves you in a lot of cases, the Halo effect will let a Chad will a small dick be perceived as much bigger than a Normie with the exact same penis size. If Chad suffers from erectile dysfunction a toilet is willing to let him try another time, but the Sub-Chad will be seen as "unreliable". Premature ejaculation is less of a problem for Chad because sex is more intense and toilets orgasm more with Chad, so while she would take 7 minutes with a Normie and like 15 minutes with an Incel to cum, she might only take 2 or 3 minutes with a Chad to cum so Chad's threshold of "lasting not long enough" is much shorter than that of a Sub-Chad. It might even be that the same toilet that orgasmed after 2 minutes with a Chad that only lasted 3 will dump a Normie for lasting ONLY 5 or 6 minutes inside of her because she needs longer to cum for him. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]While all these things can ruin a Chad's sex life, they are all instant death sentences for a Sub-Chad's sex life. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill: [/UWSL]
 
Thank god I'm not Chad!:shock:
 
Fuck I care what a chads problems are? :feelsseriously:
 
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The only thing than can bring down a Chad is if a GigaChad shows up
 
Doesn't sound too bad
 
You forgot hair loss! It literally btfo'd connor murphy into the schizo realm.
 
I used to think it was not possible, but I guess if you slap a nigger at the Oscars, it's over.

You can say you have a fetish for eating foids, you can text and groom JB, you can get into frequent altercations with the police and paparazzi, but if you slap a nigger at the Oscars, it's over.

I don't care if you are Will Smith, Jason Momoa, or a Hemsworth-- if you slap a nigger live at the Oscars, it's over
 
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How about being fucking burned alive fuck all chad :feelsping::feelsping::feelsping::feelsping::feelsping::feelsping::feelsping:
 
face trumps all and a chad with a good face could get a non-whore virgin who wouldn't notice

viagra

overrated insecurity

only balding or terrible diseases could hurt chad.

there was a chad lite this year who :feelsrope::feelsrope: himself cause his penis picks got leaked by a foid :feelshaha::feelshaha:

also penis size and sexual performance let you keep a foid
 
A have a solution: Darkness.
 
A small dick.
I was just pondering about that today -- what if a chad had a small dick :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I knew a dude who was banging a girl who was in an open relationship with a dude who had a small dick
it sounded like she was almost 'chad buxing' him cause they were 'dating' but she refused to be exclusive cause of his small dick

met foid also who was with a russian richmaxxed chadlight who had ED
she basically was just celibate for him but this was also in SEA where foids tend to be more loyal once you've bagged em
they also had a kid so there's that
 
There are several things that can bring down a Chad, even if he's tall, White, young, shows no signs of balding, is physically fit, and generally healthy. Here are a number:

A small dick.

The thing about Chad's is that they get invited into the bedroom because of their faces, a toilet enthusiastically meets Chad to sleep with him. He then takes his pants off to reveal... A small dick.

Toilets actually laugh at small dicks and while there is some preference for larger than average penises:


The average penis is often well-received as well.

Well, some good news for small dicked Chad's, it is mostly fatter toilets that prefer bigger dicks and it influences taller men less. A[UWSL]lso Chad's enjoy the Halo effect, so toilets will overestimate their penis sizes, but an overestimation only brings you so far as a small dick will remain small. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]But as Chad has the pick of the litter he can also select many prime virgins (and does), so not every toilet he meets will be equally experienced, but as he gets older his small dick will increasingly be a big problem. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Erectile dysfunction. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Imagine having the pick of the litter with any toilet and having the ability to sleep with one almost whenever you like... Then when she is lying on bed naked waiting for you to enter her you can't get it up, you just can't get it up. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]She's going to be severely disappointed, if this is a common occurrence it can basically kill any casual sex life. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Premature ejaculation. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Here are some interesting statistics, around a quarter of all men last longer than 10 minutes, around a quarter of all men suffer from premature ejaculation (PE), and half of all men have "average lasting sex sessions". The average female takes around 7 minutes to orgasm and then gets exponentially more orgasms, if you're one of the 26% of men that last longer than 10 minutes to toilets you have an amazing ability. The average man lasts around 5 to 6 minutes so he just falls short of this, but as some toilets take longer to orgasm and others shorter I'd estimate that around half of all men to slightly more than half last long enough in bed to sexually satisfy their partner. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]But what about if you don't last as long? [/UWSL]

[UWSL]Chad takes of his pants, his partner is all wet and ready waiting for him to enter, he enters and... It's over, within 2 minutes he came, maybe even a few seconds. A lot of premature ejaculation is life-long and this won't change with age, there's an old stereotype that teenage boys are overexcited and cum really quickly while when they get older they will learn to control it better but the opposite is true, the average teenage boy lasts a full minute longer than your average 30 year old man, and he lasts longer than Mr. 50. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]So if Chad suffers from this he won't change anytime soon, so his one night stands aren't likely to be anything more than one night stands. [/UWSL]

Still sucks more if you're an incel with any of this.

[UWSL]The one advantage to being a Chad is that your facial attractiveness saves you in a lot of cases, the Halo effect will let a Chad will a small dick be perceived as much bigger than a Normie with the exact same penis size. If Chad suffers from erectile dysfunction a toilet is willing to let him try another time, but the Sub-Chad will be seen as "unreliable". Premature ejaculation is less of a problem for Chad because sex is more intense and toilets orgasm more with Chad, so while she would take 7 minutes with a Normie and like 15 minutes with an Incel to cum, she might only take 2 or 3 minutes with a Chad to cum so Chad's threshold of "lasting not long enough" is much shorter than that of a Sub-Chad. It might even be that the same toilet that orgasmed after 2 minutes with a Chad that only lasted 3 will dump a Normie for lasting ONLY 5 or 6 minutes inside of her because she needs longer to cum for him. [/UWSL]

[UWSL]While all these things can ruin a Chad's sex life, they are all instant death sentences for a Sub-Chad's sex life. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:[/UWSL]
now i’m wishing i’m not chad!
 
[UWSL]Imagine having the pick of the litter with any toilet and having the ability to sleep with one almost whenever you like... Then when she is lying on bed naked waiting for you to enter her you can't get it up, you just can't get it up. [/UWSL]
There are special pills though.
Premature ejaculation.
It's fixable too. But the cost is reducing sensations from sex.
 
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A Chad problem is nothing compared to an Incel life
 
Btw, I feel like a man with Chad's face, Chad's height, but a small dick isn't Chad completely, you know.
 

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