Things that are easier than getting a date with a non-fat girl in 2019

[Bangkok or bust]

- learning to fly a F-22 jet in 6 months
- climbing mount everest
- getting prime Arnold body
- growing 4cm just from supplements
- cycling touring alone in Afghanistan without being murdered by Taliban
- taming a polar bear
- getting loli cp legalized
- becoming a royal marine in your 40's

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Splitting an atom.

 

[Kryptoncel]

inventing a time travel machine.

 

[Over4Mexicels]

Becoming president

 

[Deleted member 20434]

successfully raiding area 51

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Reversing aging.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

>implying trying fucking a fat bitch in 2019 isn't just as hard

 

[FlamingCel]

Becoming a mod

 

[tehgymcel420]

#TrashTag Challenge in Zabbaleen.
@Teutonic Knight

 

[TheSecondComing]

posting in this thread

 

[Neggr]

becoming a millionaire

 

[FinnCel]

Learning to read Sumerian in one week