Story They Call Me Redpill Robert And I'm Here To Say

[Redpill Robert]

Straight white men have it bad in a major way
How did I come to these views? Let's see
Let's start out with just a bit about me

Grew up as a Mormon, raised to be a doorman
Society's bitch and women be ignorin'
Somethin' happened when I was just 3
One day at church the preacher touched me

He-man woman-hater
Master internet-debater
Proud to be a mansplainer
Victim blaming slut-shamer

Red-pilled incel never touched a female
Tried to message her but she just ignored my email
Guess she only dates Chads Brads and Bro's
Just more proof women nothin' but HOES

 

[E.C.C.O]

 

[acnescarcel]

 

[SmugMohito]

 

[Vizion]

*grabs fire extinguisher*

 

[Evil Genius]

 

[Fontaine]

That's lit

 

[Redpill Robert]

Not sure what this expression means being an autist and all.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

can I do the adlibs?

 

[SmugMohito]

Not sure what this expression means being an autist and all.

A girl has done it to me before.

It's when you say something weird and she goes "okay...?" and then looks away in a weirded out expression.

 

[landocalarisian]

We need an incel rap competition thread

 

[doktordoom]

YO YO YO YO
look at me
ever since i was a kid people have called me a spic
mom and dad said they wanted to abort me
but hell fuck them normies
never had a kiss or a hug
shit but i'll fuck the shit out my hands cuz im wacky man
jacking off is my last cope
im close to getting the rope
but then comes hope
for a incel rebellion then i'd really be happy for the 1st time
shit i just remembered im going crazy im running out of time
oh well ill just lay down and rot
toodles i'm the hottest on the incel block

 

[acnescarcel]

We need an incel rap competition thread

start that shit buster

 

[landocalarisian]

start that shit buster

I dont have the time to make a rhyme.

 

[Redpill Robert]

That's lit

Have more. Need to actually put a beat behind it and record it.

 

[last_man]

We need an incel rap competition thread

I'll post some of my moonman songs

 

[Richard spencer]

Redpill Robert is going to ascend by running soundcloud rapper game.

 

[Deleted member 60]

 

[PersonalityChad]

Slayer

 

[Evildoer]

 

[dankascholon]