So the work I do requires me to visit the courthouse a lot, an d there's an extremely hot lawyer that I see frequently and always say hello to. For the past few days I haven't seen him so I assumed he was on vacation or something. When I'm leaving, I always look for his car in the parking lot just to see if I missed him. Anyway, I'm walking to my car, looking for his car in his usual spot, not paying attention to where I'm going, and I see him walking towards the courthouse. So I'm walking and staring and waving like an idiot hoping he'll see me. AND just as he turns and sees me, I TRIP over my own stupid feet, fall, hit my knee of the asphalt, and bleed everywhere. P.S. He didn’t check to see if I was ok. P.P.S. I’m ok. Except for maybe my ego. Also I’m never wearing heels to work ever again.
Does it trigger you? Hell, it triggers me a lot. That lawyer must have such a good personality. These femoids making obvious lookism posts, it fucking hurts. What if the lawyer was bad looking? Would you still wave to him, you fucking twat?
