Blackpill These are the only, legit, bullet proof ways you can ascend

[Uglyme]

1- Being trapped underground for a year with a blind and moderately retarded girl.

2- Make all the men of the world dissapear.

3- Go to a mission to Mars for 5 years with an all female crew.

4- Win the lottery and be the sugar daddy of a Russian girl.

5- Create your own religion and introduce yourself as the prophet.

6- Advertise your sperm as a miraculous cure for womb cancer (say it has to be applied directly)

7- Kidnap a nymphomaniac woman and take her to a isolated island on the Pacific (release her after that of course)

8- Take hypnotism classes and then go to Las Vegas.

9- Become a porn actor for a very low budget porn company.

10- Get a job at a morgue.

 

[TheSecondComing]

"legit"

 

[Emba]

This post is a keeper!

 

[zangano1]

11. Remove rights from females

 

[letthegoodtimesroll]

Some good thoughts. If you have money and are willing to spend it you'll probably get some results. Don't forget frivolous or bogus lawsuits. Probably more likely than lottery.

 

[Monk of Failure]

In other words, you can never ascend.

 

[letthegoodtimesroll]

If you try there's a chance. If you don't try there is no chance. Frankly it's up to you to decide if you want to try a chance or accept failure

 

[Deleted member 20811]

In other words, you can never ascend.

Exactly. That whole list is cope and would never happen.

If you try there's a chance. If you don't try there is no chance. Frankly it's up to you to decide if you want to try a chance or accept failure

yeah our chances go from 0.0% to 0.0000000000001%

Anyone with too much hope of a chance is a fakecel.

 

[2340922]

7 is the most realistic

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

5- Create your own religion and introduce yourself as the prophet.

 

[FinnCel]

That's unfortunately how some guys have had to ascend

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

5 be good

 

[JohnDcel]

11. Restore patriarchy

 

[Hate_my_life]

In other words, you can never ascend.

Tbh

 

[ReallyRice]

In other words, you can never ascend.