There's a centipedecel on my wall

[SickWeakCoward]

Centipedes are underrated creatures, just like us. We should make them an official incel mascot.

Honestly, i would usually waste the little bastard, but i'm too drunk to care about anything.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsnCFq-9oWc

 

[fokusin]

Rip it open

 

[Cryotron]

Some species of centipedes can be hazardous to humans because of their bite. While a bite to an adult human is usually very painful and may cause severe swelling, chills, fever, and weakness, it is unlikely to be fatal. Bites can be dangerous to small children and those with allergies to bee stings. The venomous bite of larger centipedes can induce anaphylactic shock in such people. Smaller centipedes are generally incapable of piercing human skin.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Nice.

 

[SickWeakCoward]

@Cryotron preciselly, they only attack to defend themselves - like proper incels, they mind their own business

 

[Cryotron]

@Cryotron preciselly, they only attack to defend themselves - like proper incels, they mind their own business

they look disgusting though, i would not be able to fall asleep knowing this thing is in the same room with me

 

[SickWeakCoward]

they look disgusting though, i would not be able to fall asleep knowing this thing is in the same room with me

I've shared my room with cockroaches, afraid to go to sleep because they'd climb up straight to my mouth or ears. Fucking brutality.

 

[Cryotron]

hey'd climb up straight to my mouth or ears

many cases when they go inside ears and it's hard to get them out of there because their bodies are very fragile

 

[Darth Aquarius]

50/50 chance it’s female, good enough reason to kill it plus centipedecels will declare you a saint on centipedes.is

 

[SickWeakCoward]

50/50 chance it’s female, good enough reason to kill it plus centipedecels will declare you a saint on centipedes.is

Also, it could be a non-white centipede, so automatick permaban from existence

 

[Hoodpreet]

They prey on spiders and roaches. Though I’m not sure if they’re something you want to keep in your home

 

[Hoodpreet]

They prey on spiders and roaches. Though I’m not sure if they’re something you want to keep in your home

Relocate it outside if you can

 

[SickWeakCoward]

They prey on spiders and roaches. Though I’m not sure if they’re something you want to keep in your home

Relocate it outside if you can

So, that explains why i'm spider roach free Good little critters. I'll keep em.

 

[SickWeakCoward]

They prey on spiders and roaches.

Someone should genetically engineer a breed of supercentipedes to prey on turkroaches. That's solve atleast 80 million problems this world has.

 

[SickWeakCoward]

I just killed it, it's splatered all over my wall. It was just watching me, but it was too disgusting to live. This must be what chad, stacies and normies feel for us.
Truly a turbicel animal. Centipedes FTW!

 

[justuseless]

Nice.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Incel trait: you have house centipedes living in the cracks of your walls

 

[SickWeakCoward]

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Incel trait: you have house centipedes living in the cracks of your walls

I steel feel guilty over smashing the guy. It's over.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I steel feel guilty over smashing the guy. It's over.

It is unfortunate for the housecentipedecel. Nothing can be done for him at this point, but it is good you feel guilty, it is proof that you have a SOUL

 

[SickWeakCoward]

It is unfortunate for the housecentipedecel. Nothing can be done for him at this point, but it is good you feel guilty, it is proof that you have a SOUL

Yeah, but it's a worthless miserable little soul, just like my dick.

 

[stalkerKiller]

Centipedes are based. Let much nigga live