LDAR There was a centipede in my room

[Adolf Hitler]

I saw it running across my floor at first I though it was a roach. I grabbed a nerf gun and hit it a few times that is when I realized it was a centipede. I then loaded a dart and shot it which sent it flying into my pile of random shit I am not sure if it died. Fuck my life this what I am doing at 3:00 AM while Chad just cream pied his Stacy girlfriend for the fifth time this day and went to sleep.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

What kind of centipede was it?

 

[Med Amine]

i once managed to put a snake in a plastic bottle then when i got bored from it, i throw it in the trash.
don't know what a centipede means tbh.

 

[mcmoohyun]

While chad is pumping the roastie with his own centipede

 

[Med Amine]

don't know what a centipede means tbh.

google it, shit is legit scary asf and more disgusting than a snake.
never seen any b4

 

[Adolf Hitler]

What kind of centipede was it?

I think it was a house centipede

 

[Adolf Hitler]

While chad is pumping the roastie with his own centipede

 

[Adolf Hitler]

i once managed to put a snake in a plastic bottle then when i got bored from it, i throw it in the trash.

How did you capture the snake and what kind of snake was it?

 

[Med Amine]

How did you capture the snake and what kind of snake was it?

i was wearing a thick shoe like this

i put my left feet on his middle part to press him to the ground but not kill him and then i put his head inside the bottle and with my hand push all his body inside.
i have cats and feared he will bit one of them

 

[Adolf Hitler]

i was wearing a thick shoe like this

i put my left feet on his middle part to press him to the ground but not kill him and then i put his head inside the bottle and with my hand push all his body inside.
i have cats and feared he will bit one of them

Brutal this is what incels are doing while Chads slay prime foids

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I think it was a house centipede

They are harmless, good that it was not gigantea.

 

[thespanishcel]

They don't bite and they eat other bugs so I wouldn't be too worried tbh

 

[Animecel2D]

Eat it

 

[Trannydestroyer]

While chad is pumping the roastie with his own centipede

lol reminds me I saw a 2 centipedes fucking when I was 15-16 or so, I was pretty blackpilled when I was young too so I killed both while they were having sex

 

[based_meme]

Scolopendra gigantea - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Nightmare fuel.

 

[adharmi]

Centipedes are like cockroaches. They don't die easily and really fucking fast.

A really tiny centipede (may be 1.5-2 inch long) bit me on my back once. It hurt really bad for more than an hour. It felt like something was squeezing my skin and muscles from the inside where it bit

They're hardcore

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Scolopendra gigantea - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Nightmare fuel.

Burn the house down at that point