I genuinely cringe at how many male kids right now are going through a submew development of soft foods and are heading towards completely unnecessary inceldom, of which society turns a blind eye to. And my soul burns just knowing what suffering I could've been spared if only the Mew dynasty had started 30 or so years ago.
This should be taught to parents during prenatal check ups. Instead of pacifiers, vaccines, PUA snake oil, expensive Nike trainers and gay little clothes, people should gift huge supplies of Falim gum and liquorice sticks during baby showers, and instead of a college fund, parents should set up a Mew fund for weekly check ups. Kids shouldn't fear ghosts, hebephiles and the boogeyman, but recessed chins, weak jaws, long mid faces, retreated maxilla's, philtrum length and the horrors of being a sub 5 male cartoon.
If I had a time machine and one chance to change history, I wouldn't prevent world war II or Iraq, I would make sure there is a Dr. Mew in every local primary and secondary school the land over black pilling helicopter parents to prevent an even greater tragedy.
This should be taught to parents during prenatal check ups. Instead of pacifiers, vaccines, PUA snake oil, expensive Nike trainers and gay little clothes, people should gift huge supplies of Falim gum and liquorice sticks during baby showers, and instead of a college fund, parents should set up a Mew fund for weekly check ups. Kids shouldn't fear ghosts, hebephiles and the boogeyman, but recessed chins, weak jaws, long mid faces, retreated maxilla's, philtrum length and the horrors of being a sub 5 male cartoon.
If I had a time machine and one chance to change history, I wouldn't prevent world war II or Iraq, I would make sure there is a Dr. Mew in every local primary and secondary school the land over black pilling helicopter parents to prevent an even greater tragedy.
