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There should be a MasterChef show specifically made for coomers to test hentai from artists

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i want to be on of those guys on pornhub who profit off of banging sex dolls
 
Is sex doll a better cope than having sex with an actual roastie?
ive never had sex with a wom*n, so i couldnt say. however, i can tell you that my sex toy is FAR better than my hand. today i literally had the best coom of my life.:feelsohh: first I inserted a warming tube into the vagina of my banging betty stroker kit. after it was heated i put the banging betty in the microwave and nuked it for 5 minutes. then i nuked my lube for 10 seconds. then i entered nirvana :feelsLSD:
my desk is the perfect height so i can set the toy up right on the edge and hump banging betty like a real wom*n as i watch my hentai. feeling the warmth on the cheeks and inside is indescribable :ahegao: i highly recommend it since its far cheaper and easier than visiting a prostitute
 
ive never had sex with a wom*n, so i couldnt say. however, i can tell you that my sex toy is FAR better than my hand. today i literally had the best coom of my life.:feelsohh: first I inserted a warming tube into the vagina of my banging betty stroker kit. after it was heated i put the banging betty in the microwave and nuked it for 5 minutes. then i nuked my lube for 10 seconds. then i entered nirvana :feelsLSD:
my desk is the perfect height so i can set the toy up right on the edge and hump her like a real wom*n while watching the vid. feeling the warmth on the cheeks and inside is indescribable :ahegao: i highly recommend it since its far cheaper and easier than visiting a prostitute
you put your sex toy in the microwave for warmth? that's safe? i'll try it soon when i get enough money to buy the banging betty stroker kit :panties:
 
you put your sex toy in the microwave for warmth? that's safe? i'll try it soon when i get enough money to buy the banging betty stroker kit :panties:
yes, its only silicone. a little bit started to melt so ill have to set it to 4:30 next time. dont forget the sleeve warmer which i bought from here. you can buy anonymously by sending money to your paypal and then buying it using paypal. make sure your parents dont open the package :shock:
funny story: i forgot to order lube so i had to go to the store and buy it. when i got there i couldnt find it so i had to ask an employee where it was located. then i had to have an employee scan it since there was no self-checkout. the website will tell you to buy cleaning stuff for the toy but dont fall for it. all i do is rinse it with water and dry it with a towel
 
yes, its only silicone. a little bit started to melt so ill have to set it to 4:30 next time. dont forget the sleeve warmer which i bought from here. you can buy anonymously by sending money to your paypal and then buying it using paypal. make sure your parents dont open the package :shock:
funny story: i forgot to order lube so i had to go to the store and buy it. when i got there i couldnt find it so i had to ask an employee where it was located. then i had to have an employee scan it since there was no self-checkout. the website will tell you to buy cleaning stuff for the toy but dont fall for it. all i do is rinse it with water and dry it with a towel
lol the website is literally named fleshlight.com
 
lol the website is literally named fleshlight.com
fleshlight has become synonymous with pocket pussy but fleshlight is actually a brand. these are the OGs of sex toys. if you ever want to get one of those i recommend this one
 

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