Serious There is this milf at my workplace (asking for advice)

[Incel_Dikshit]

As you all know im still incel until this day.
But here is the situation:
She is a petite blonde white women. 38 years of age. And ive been chilling with her all day.
Asked if she had any kids or is married (or friend) she said no.
Im like damn this is my chance.

I played along said that i like nature and such just like her. Like taking a walk in the wood etc.
Then she said that she didnt felt home at work. because all the people there are in their 20s.
She asked me if i look at her, how old i think she is. I was like 24 to compliment her she was like thanks and shit. But she is really pretty i need her.
She probably colleauge zoned me.

Anyway Aksed for her number and she gave me.I really wanna fuck her she is so fucking cute and since i jerk off to milf porn, im used to these thoughts.

Anyway when i looked at here signs she:
was imitating my poster when i was talking to her.
She looked at my arm once (gymcel btw)
And she laughs at my jokes (weakest iois)

I still dont think she likes me since she didnt adjust her hair and such (she didnt give strong IOIs). But i can work on that i hope.

What should be my next move? Text her?

Im 20 btw and PSL 4

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

As you all know im still incel until this day.
But here is the situation:
She is a petite blonde white women. 38 years of age. And ive been chilling with her all day.
Asked if she had any kids or is married (or friend) she said no.
Im like damn this is my chance.

I played along said that i like nature and such just like her. Like taking a walk in the wood etc.
Then she said that she didnt felt home at work. because all the people there are in their 20s.
She asked me if i look at her, how old i think she is. I was like 24 to compliment her she was like thanks and shit. But she is really pretty i need her.
She probably colleauge zoned me.

Anyway Aksed for her number and she gave me.I really wanna fuck her she is so fucking cute and since i jerk off to milf porn, im used to these thoughts.

Anyway when i looked at here signs she:
was imitating my poster when i was talking to her.
She looked at my arm once (gymcel btw)
And she laughs at my jokes (weakest iois)

I still dont think she likes me since she didnt adjust her hair and such (she didnt give strong IOIs). But i can work on that i hope.

What should be my next move? Text her?

Im 20 btw and a PSL 4

 

[New New Poster]

Was not prepared for this level of autism

 

[blackcel]

Show her ur dick

 

[StormlitAqua]

I don't mean to be rude, but if she's 38 shes almost certainly not a virgin and it seems she's hit the wall already. She has more than likely seen Chad and you cannot compare (I assume given you're on an incel forum). Unless you are around her age, I think it's a bad idea, but who am I to say.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Show her ur dick

Nahh its pretty average. She wouldnt be pleased to see my dick. I need another method. If i get the chance to fuck her i will bring my 20 cm dildo and insert that shit in her twat so she thinks its my dick

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

I don't mean to be rude, but if she's 38 shes almost certainly not a virgin and it seems she's hit the wall already. She has more than likely seen Chad and you cannot compare (I assume given you're on an incel forum). Unless you are around her age, I think it's a bad idea, but who am I to say.

You probably right man, it was stupid for me to think that. I dont have any rescourses beside my student loan lol.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

run milf game

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

IOIs are a meme. Chad doesn't need IOIs to go after a foid.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Was not prepared for this level of autism

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

N

IOIs are a meme. Chad doesn't need IOIs to go after a foid.

Nooman if a bitch approaches you you can count that as an iois also. Chad gets iois because he is GL.

 

[StormlitAqua]

You probably right man, it was stupid for me to think that. I dont have any rescourses beside my student loan lol.

I'm like you, I haven't given up exactly in finding a woman (I have/had a oneitis kind of). I understand why you'd like this woman.
If you are low inhib, it may be worth a shot. Just note that she may not stay loyal.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

N

Nooman if a bitch approaches you you can count that as an iois also. Chad gets iois because he is GL.

Chad doesn't look for IOIs, he gets what he wants.

Also; this is what happens when you date a foid that is 20 years older than you.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-43823752

 

[manlet_]

imagine wanting to fuck a 38 year old...vagina has more wear then a faggot's asshole.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

How can she a be Milf if she said she has no kids you fukin autist

 

[Its_OVER]

Chad doesn't look for IOIs, he gets what he wants.

Also; this is what happens when you date a foid that is 20 years older than you.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-43823752

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Chad doesn't look for IOIs, he gets what he wants.

Also; this is what happens when you date a foid that is 20 years older than you.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-43823752

I gueass its over REEE wat doe je hier broer kd8 je skipte deze kk plek (ik ook eig maar venten van tijd tot tijd oan geen kwaad)

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

How can she a be Milf if she said she has no kids you fukin autist

What do u mean milf is an older women

 

[Pasteleiro]

IOIs are a meme. Chad doesn't need IOIs to go after a foid.

Are you being sarcastic?

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

What do u mean milf is an older women

milf standa FOR MOTHER I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK
If she has no kids she can't be a mother you want to fuck.
She's just mature.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Was not prepared for this level of autism

 

[Heightframeface]

How can she a be Milf if she said she has no kids you fukin autist

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I gueass its over REEE wat doe je hier broer kd8 je skipte deze kk plek (ik ook eig maar venten van tijd tot tijd oan geen kwaad)

Heb helemaal niks te doen, ik vermijd het ook maar af en toe neem ik een kijkje. Mijn leven is zo saai.

 

[DecayGuy]

How can she a be Milf if she said she has no kids you fukin autist

Well, this seems a reasonable point

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

milf standa FOR MOTHER I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK
If she has no kids she can't be a mother you want to fuck.
She's just mature.

Jfl im not the best in these porn terminology okay, if you dont like the words i used go throw youre ass against the wall

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Are you being sarcastic?

Go back to lookism if you're going to respond like a faggot. Yes I'm serious. Chad could get any girl even if she gave zero IOIs.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Jfl im not the best in these porn terminology okay, if you dont like the words i used go throw youre ass against the wall

It was actually popularized by American Pie, a 1999 high school movie.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Heb helemaal niks te doen, ik vermijd het ook maar af en toe neem ik een kijkje. Mijn leven is zo saai.

Ohjaa ook gestopt met school toch? Ga werk zoeken miss heb je dan wat te doen. Bruh tis zwaar leuk om deze mensen te fucken ze nemen echt alles serieus hahahaha.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Ohjaa ook gestopt met school toch? Ga werk zoeken miss heb je dan wat te doen. Bruh tis zwaar leuk om deze mensen te fucken ze nemen echt alles serieus hahahaha.

Ik wil ook niet werken, dus ik doe heel de dag niks. Het is zwaar over voor mij. Haha kijk uit deze mensen gebruiken een vertalertje straks om te zien wat je zegt. Wanneer chillen dan? Ik heb toch niks te doen. Stuur foto.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Jfl im not the best in these porn terminology okay, if you dont like the words i used go throw youre ass against the wall

It's aight, now you know

 

[Pasteleiro]

Go back to lookism if you're going to respond like a faggot. Yes I'm serious. Chad could get any girl even if she gave zero IOIs.

Wow, wow. Take it easy, boyo. If the guy is a Chad, she will give IOI. It's the natural response. Chad is not a god, tho.

 

[11gaijin]

I don't mean to be rude, but if she's 38 shes almost certainly not a virgin and it seems she's hit the wall already. She has more than likely seen Chad and you cannot compare (I assume given you're on an incel forum). Unless you are around her age, I think it's a bad idea, but who am I to say.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Wow, wow. Take it easy, boyo. If the guy is a Chad, she will give IOI. It's the natural response. Chad is not a god, tho.

This guy is a rich talented actor his status Halo blows away his looks. He's a manlet too. If you put this guy next to a 6'1 chadlite it would be over if fems didn't know about his celebrity Halo status.

Not a bad looking guy but a pretty bad example imo, he's borderline manlet and his fame / money Halo definitely helps.
He is a Chad in a vacuum but can't compete with 6 foot chadlites imo without his insane status.

Plus it could be just me but his forehead is kind of large, cope though

 

[11gaijin]

Do you have any good physical qualities? Like tall or good face or great frame etc. She probably has rode hundred of chad cocks. May be she wants to fuck a young guy but you must have some quality, coz there is no shortage of guys. Just my 2 cents

 

[th62eathhts2]

Your going to get fired.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

How long is he?

 

[11gaijin]

This guy is a rich talented actor his status Halo blows away his looks. He's a manlet too. If you put this guy next to a 6'1 chadlite it would be over if fems didn't know about his celebrity Halo status.

Not a bad looking guy but a pretty bad example imo, he's borderline manlet and his fame / money Halo definitely helps.
He is a Chad in a vacuum but can't compete with 6 foot chadlites imo without his insane status.

Manlet? You sure you are talking about Chris Pine in the gif? He is himself 6ft+

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Manlet? You sure you are talking about Chris Pine in the gif? He is himself 6ft+

Oh shit, I'm thinking of some other good looking manlet then.

 

[11gaijin]

Oh shit, I'm thinking of some other good looking manlet then.

which guy were you talking about? I am curious

 

[VST]

>Asking people on an incel forum for advice

You're obviously not very intelligent.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

>Asking people on an incel forum for advice

You're obviously not very intelligent.

Nope deffinitly not. I only work as an consultant at age 20 and studying at uni (still 3 years until im an lawyer)

 

[Pasteleiro]

This guy is a rich talented actor his status Halo blows away his looks. He's a manlet too. If you put this guy next to a 6'1 chadlite it would be over if fems didn't know about his celebrity Halo status.

Not a bad looking guy but a pretty bad example imo, he's borderline manlet and his fame / money Halo definitely helps.
He is a Chad in a vacuum but can't compete with 6 foot chadlites imo without his insane status.

Plus it could be just me but his forehead is kind of large, cope though

She's has the same status, maybe even more. FFS, she's the protagonist of the movie that he's in.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Wow, wow. Take it easy, boyo. If the guy is a Chad, she will give IOI. It's the natural response. Chad is not a god, tho.

My bad, I was out of line. I was taking it from a different angle, perhaps why there is a confusion between us. If the girl is familiar with him, then she will definitely give him frequent IOIs (like the zionist cunt in that gif). But let's say, Chad enters a bus and he sits next to a stranger foid who's on her phone. He could sweep her off of her feet just by saying "hi," and she wouldn't be able to show any IOIs due to the shock she's getting because of Chad's good looks. Mind you, by Chad I am talking about extremely good looking males, 0.00000001% of men, not just male models whom are mostly average and fall in the 4-6/10 range.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

She's has the same status, maybe even more. FFS, she's the protagonist of the movie that he's in.

It doesn't matter since he's 6ft anyway I got him confused with some manlet

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Aks her out.

 

[Weirdcel]

If she's texting you a lot then she wants the D.

 

[Crustaciouse]

She's getting old and is looking for a guy to impregnate her already.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Idk what to do, just try not to miss your chance to ascend!!!