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There is no female angels

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I'm not too religious but that is said from the Christian bible

Michael,Gabriel and Satan are the only named angels, so i hope that all Angels are male or at least genderless
 
Holes can't be angels.
 
The first hole wasn't created until after Adam.

People like to say biting the forbidden fruit was the first mistake, but in reality the biggest mistake was God taking Adam's rib and making eve.
 
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The first hole wasn't created until after Adam.

People like to say biting the forbidden fruit was the first mistake, but in reality the biggest mistake was God taking dam's rib and making eve.
Adam should've taken the dogpill instead tbh.
 
Angels don’t have any gender
 
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so i hope that all Angels are male or at least genderless
My name is Angel and i'm a male
if i ever met a foid named Angel i'd send her to hell (in Terraria)
 
The first hole wasn't created until after Adam.

People like to say biting the forbidden fruit was the first mistake, but in reality the biggest mistake was God taking Adam's rib and making eve.

I think God did that shit on purpose, who the hell leaves a tree that if you eat the fruit does something really specific and then tell two individuals who are basically children as they are new to the world - "btw don't eat this thing that I created coincidentally and I'm placing within your reach"

Its like leaving a cookie jar open on a table in a room full of 10 year olds and saying - "OK I'm placing this jar of cookies here when I can just place it on top of the fridge where you can't reach, make sure you don't eat any cookies or else something bad but vaguely described will happen to you"
 
Religion is stupid but the bible has a lot of black pills ngl
 
I think God did that shit on purpose, who the hell leaves a tree that if you eat the fruit does something really specific and then tell two individuals who are basically children as they are new to the world - "btw don't eat this thing that I created coincidentally and I'm placing within your reach"

Its like leaving a cookie jar open on a table in a room full of 10 year olds and saying - "OK I'm placing this jar of cookies here when I can just place it on top of the fridge where you can't reach, make sure you don't eat any cookies or else something bad but vaguely described will happen to you"

God's a pretty big dick ngl. I think he has bipolar disorder tbh
 
Yeah but God must be a foid, that's why we suffer so much
 
I think God did that shit on purpose, who the hell leaves a tree that if you eat the fruit does something really specific and then tell two individuals who are basically children as they are new to the world - "btw don't eat this thing that I created coincidentally and I'm placing within your reach"

Its like leaving a cookie jar open on a table in a room full of 10 year olds and saying - "OK I'm placing this jar of cookies here when I can just place it on top of the fridge where you can't reach, make sure you don't eat any cookies or else something bad but vaguely described will happen to you"
It was a demonstration of free will
 
It was a demonstration of free will

No it really wasn't, because it was by design, if I set up a contraption by a stair case to make you trip and fall down the stairs, was that a demonstration of free will because I expected you to see it and you have eyes to see, not to mention that he let the serpent into the garden, he wanted them to eat the fruit

Also there's this:
Christians go on and on about God giving us free will, but God went out of his way to force the Pharaoh to not release the slaves, directly violating his free will
Exodus 7:13-14 King James Version (KJV)
13 And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the Lord had said.
14 And the Lord said unto Moses, Pharaoh's heart is hardened, he refuseth to let the people go.

I hope you can read, notice the part where it says "as the Lord had said", in other words God told moses the Pharaoh would not listen, THEN MADE SURE THE PHARAOH WOULD NOT LISTEN, THEN TOLD MOSES "SEE I WAS RIGHT"

God is a manipulative psychopath

JFL so who is to say God didn't harden Hitlers heart and turned him into the "monster" history knows him for, whose to say God isn't doing that to millions of people on the planet because it suits his "prophecy" of what he believes must happen

GOD HAS VIOLATED FREE WILL MANY TIMES IN THE BIBLE, THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT BEING THE MOST BLATANT EXAMPLE
 
If foids were angels they would use their powers to help Chad get out of prison and become a rich fashion model and date celebrities.
 
I'm not too religious but that is said from the Christian bible

Michael,Gabriel and Satan are the only named angels, so i hope that all Angels are male or at least genderless
Quran 43:19
And they have made the angels, who are servants of the Most Merciful, females. Did they witness their creation? Their testimony will be recorded, and they will be questioned.
 
My knowledge in this matter is limited but far as I know, At least in Islam, Angels are neither male nor female. They do not reproduce so my guess is that they don't have sexual organs.
 

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