there is a reason soda bottle caps are sealed

[fukurou]

it's so you know, some nigger didn't open and drink from it, than back washed into the bottle.

it's so you know you don't have to worry about your soda being flat.

only one open is needed for the bubblation to escape the bottle leaving you with lame sad boring soda.

soda caps don't come with a meter showing you how many ppl drank from it.
it's sealed or it's not.

you can't even refund that shit, cause no one would buy it.

how do you know some store employee didn't shove it up his ass and recaped it?

many inventions are modeled after natures intelligent design, and seals are modeled after something called the hymen.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Most normies don't check before buying. A lot of broke ucktards actually consume sodas right in the store.

 

[Swagpilled]

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I always wonder what the fuck that's supposed to be even.
reminds me of this guy from futurama

 

[future&$]

i go for cans so you know for sure if it was open or not

 

[Ritalincel]

I always wonder what the fuck that's supposed to be even.
reminds me of this guy from futurama
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[fukurou]

I always wonder what the fuck that's supposed to be even.
reminds me of this guy from futurama
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it means nihilism is based

 

[coping_manlet]

 

[Swagpilled]

it means nihilism is based

is it inspired by the futurama robot