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Blackpill Theory: White people are made out of Ice cream

Ika-Sama

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Yakub told me something today, he said that White people are actually made out of Vanilla Ice Cream. Yakub created white people as a source of nourishment for Black people, but then they became setient. If you don't convert then Yakub will turn you into a tranny.

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استخدام هذه الأشياء للتو من قبل المستوطنين البشريين في الكواكب الأجنبية لأغراض الحماية والعمل في إنها ليست حتى مواد عسكرية فعلية بالنسبة لهم. أما بالنسبة للجبابرة ، هل تعتقد أن جبابرة الإمبراطور كبير؟ لديهم تيتان أكبر يسمى Castigator ، كل الجبابرة التي تراها اليوم مجرد نسخ غير شرعية من Castigator. استنادًا إلى المعلومات المحدودة ، نعرف بعض الأمثلة على "الأشياء الجيدة" التي يمتلكها البشر وفقًا لمعايير DAOT ، مثل آلات السربنتين التي تكون أكبر من حلقة زحل المستخدمة في أكل النجوم حرفيًا ، أو الآلات العملاقة التي يمكنها التهام الزمكان نفسه ، أو النانو الآلات التي يمكن أن تقتل كل شيء على سطح كوكب في غضون ساعات فقط. ولديهم وقت للتلاعب بالأسلحة التي ترسل هدفها إلى الوراء في الوقت المناسب لضمان تدميره في حالة نجاح الهدف في تجنب إطلاق النار عليه. أوه ، ونعم ، تطلق البنادق الموجودة على سفنهم ثقوبًا سوداء حقيقية. كما أن لديهم أيضًا بنادق يمكنها تفكيك الأهداف على الفور ، وبنادق التي تمزق الأعضاء وتحطم العظام بينما تتجاهل الدروع التي تحمي هدفها ، فهذه كلها أسلحة نادرة للغاية من الطبقة S في الإمبيريوم. إذاً لديك الحرس الإمبراطوري ، الذي يسحق أعداءهم عبر بحر لا نهاية له من الجنود يتقدمون للأمام ، وحصلت على مشاة البحرية الفضائية و ، الجنود الخارقين المعدلين وراثيًا والذين هم أدنى بكثير من الحرس الإمبراطوري من حيث الكمية ، ولكن كجنود فرديين و المحاربين ، إنهم مثل ديمي الله في عيون الرجال والنساء العاديين في الحرس الإمبراطوري. ماذا لو جمعت بين جودة مشاة البحرية الفضائية / محاربي الرعد وكمية الحرس الإمبراطوري؟ حسنًا ، فعل البشر DAOT ذلك بالضبط. لديهم هذه التقنية التي تسمى C ، والتي تسمح لهم بتحويل مجموعة كاملة من سكان الكوكب إلى آلات قتل لا يمكن إيقافها ، لا يهم إذا كنت مدنيًا أو أي شيء آخر ، ستتحول جميعًا إلى جنود خارقين في أمر واحد من الجهاز.
 
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Not sure what I'm tasting is Vanilla tbh
 
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Yakub,:feelsree::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee: why did you create white dogs in the first place???!!!!! KARA BOGAS could eat Asians instead
:feelsohgod:everyday I suffer cause whites :feelsohgod:
 
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I guess I've been commiting cannibalism late at night lately.
 
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Then why do they smell so bad?
 
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Mayofoid pussy?:feelsaww::ahegao::feelsohh:
 
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yakub is a truecel thanks to that hairline

nigga also invented norwood 25 :feelskek:
 
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This is bad news.
This means if I lick white girl feet they're gonna disappear. :cryfeels:
 
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@Lycan is made of spoiled milk
 
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I'm pale white and here in the desert burning under the heat all day I'm starting to look like a tanned Mediterranean, definitely not made out of icecream otherwise I would just eat myself. :feelsjuice:
 
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So black people are made of chocolate ice cream then
 
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Yakub the Scientist was a hero after all. I'm going outside to bite the first Honky I see. ;)
 
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I'm pale white and here in the desert burning under the heat all day I'm starting to look like a tanned Mediterranean, definitely not made out of icecream otherwise I would just eat myself. :feelsjuice:

He's just making a jab at the Nation of Islam. Basically the Nigger version of the KKK, even a lot crazier and dumber... So a Nigger version of the KKK. :blackpill:
 
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Yakub the Scientist was an outcast because of his baldness, in his inceldom he created White people so he could finally have a White Stacy, but he was dumb enough to create White males who would forever mog his race of origin in every way into eternity. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
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He's just making a jab at the Nation of Islam. Basically the Nigger version of the KKK, even a lot crazier and dumber... So a Nigger version of the KKK. :blackpill:
:feelsEhh::yes:
 
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100% false.

All incels are walking slime monsters made of sewage.

Somebody on IT said that, so it must be true, because IT is a very credible source on all matters.
 
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100% false.

All incels are walking slime monsters made of sewage.

Somebody on IT said that, so it must be true, because IT is a very credible source on all matters.
Dumbass ITfaggots :feelswhat:
 
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Pretty based:what:
I'm about to do it again tonight, and I just bought even more ice cream on my way out of my shift at the grocery store where I work.
 
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I'm about to do it again tonight, and I just bought even more ice cream on my way out of my shift at the grocery store where I work.
Based cannibalcel :what:
 
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Theory, niggers are made out of retarded
 
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Start screaming for me...

We all scream for ice cream
 

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