Jackie Earle Haley is kind of a hero to me, because he's exactly as short as I am. And he's bald like I am. AND, he's older than I am. So in my fool head I think "At least I could strive to be like Jackie Earle Haley. It's not perfect, but he was pretty awesome in Watchmen. 
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And something that always struck me is, Jackie Earle Haley, despite being so small, somehow convinced three women to be with him. And he definitely had sex with at least one of them. Now, Jackie Earle Haley is 5 foot 5. So I figure "His wife must have a thing for tiny men." But here's a picture of his current wife, Amelia Cruz.
Like two forest creatures, the both of them. He found a woman as short as he is! If not maybe a little shorter? And then I thought "Well that couldn't have happened twice, let alone thrice. Let's look at his other wives." They would be Sherry Vaughan and Jennifer Hargrave.
However, I can't find any pictures of them. Which leads me to believe this: Haley left them because he was looking to trade up. And by up, I mean down. In stature. Looking for the shortest woman he can get his hands on without going to Hell. They may have been taller than him. Or at least not short enough for his liking. And as a result, made an effort to not be seen with them. Or to make sure the sight of him being so much shorter than them never made it that public. That's why I can't find anything. But if you can find something, I'd be interested in seeing it.
" And something that always struck me is, Jackie Earle Haley, despite being so small, somehow convinced three women to be with him. And he definitely had sex with at least one of them. Now, Jackie Earle Haley is 5 foot 5. So I figure "His wife must have a thing for tiny men." But here's a picture of his current wife, Amelia Cruz.
Like two forest creatures, the both of them. He found a woman as short as he is! If not maybe a little shorter? And then I thought "Well that couldn't have happened twice, let alone thrice. Let's look at his other wives." They would be Sherry Vaughan and Jennifer Hargrave.
However, I can't find any pictures of them. Which leads me to believe this: Haley left them because he was looking to trade up. And by up, I mean down. In stature. Looking for the shortest woman he can get his hands on without going to Hell. They may have been taller than him. Or at least not short enough for his liking. And as a result, made an effort to not be seen with them. Or to make sure the sight of him being so much shorter than them never made it that public. That's why I can't find anything. But if you can find something, I'd be interested in seeing it.
