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The world is a very convenient place for normies

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Isn't it mighty convenient how all the people in the world who are too ugly to get laid just so happen to be "horrible people," therefore a normie can be happy they'll never reproduce?

It also means that bullying ugly people does not make you a bad person, because they deserve it anyway. Remember: You're not bullying them because they're ugly, but rather because they are horrible people.

This universe sure is full of conveniences for normies.

Isn't it convenient how mass media headlines are accurate, and anybody who questions them and looks for a convoluted truth is nothing more than a lunatic "conspiracy theorist?" To be normal and good in this universe, you should realize that the simple, catchy headlines from the media are the truth.

Donald Trump did call Mexicans rapists, what are you talking about? Blah blah blah, illegal immigrants, blah blah blah, "some of them," blah blah blah. Shut up, you conspiracy theorist Trumptard. This is why you're incel.

Everything you ever wanted to know about politics or well-known people is conveniently accurately reflected in the media. All you need to do is read a newspaper headline. You don't need to do a lot of research and then have your head spinning in circles because you're not even sure anymore what the truth is, or how much of the stuff you believed because it was "common knowledge" was accurately rife with inaccuracies.

If you just repeat the crisp, memorable narratives, you will be as normal and well-adjusted as ClearDark19 after he straightens out his pants following another roofie session with a female.

I'll tell you, folks, we sure are lucky we were born in a fair, convenient universe. Think of how it could have been.

Instead of fairy tales being the truth, it could have been that they were just a lie to make children feel better/shield them from the grim reality, as well as make parents feel better about their sexual reproductive desires. We could have been born in a cruel, unfair universe where some people were just too ugly to get laid.

Instead, we were born in a warm, just universe where if you don't have the looks, it doesn't matter, because you can cause sexual attraction in another person by having a great personality.

We were born in a place where hard work and doing the right thing always pays off.

We were born in a place where people with great personalities who do the right things will live happily ever after, and then when they die, they'll go to heaven.

Night night, SWEATY.
 
it's an even more convenient place for anyone born on tutorial island
 
tldr but i like the title
 
Night night, SWEATY.
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It seems like life is just a simulation where you have to choose a difficulty before starting. Genetics are then adjusted according to what you chose.
 
It seems like life is just a simulation where you have to choose a difficulty before starting. Genetics are then adjusted according to what you chose.
Unless you chose to be on tutorial island
 

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