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(Voicecels DO NOT read)
Mom: sweetie, the voicepill is not real, it cannot hurt you!
The voicepill:
Women love men who show testosterone. Men who are tall and buffed, have strong jaw and chin, hunter eyes, body parts that show bones including and especially hands and fingers, and lastly, a deep voice.
[UWSL]If you have a soy / feminine voice that sounds like a female, it’s over.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]If your whole body shivers in cringe when you listen to your own recorded voice, it’s over.[/UWSL]
If you don’t sound masculine and your vocals aren’t deep and or calming enough, it’s over.
[UWSL]If you have never gotten compliments from others about your voice, even worse, if people have made fun of you for not having a manly voice, it’s over.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Believe it or not and although this might come as a shock for the copers here, women’d “sometimes” rather a short and relatively unattractive guy with a shockingly pleasant voice than a tall white guy with a shitty voice (although it’s EXTREMELY rare for chads to have bad voices, they’re an all-in-one top of the line computer, they have everything already built in.) “[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Look up former ricecel ProZD. [/UWSL]Not only his voice acting skills are top notch, his voice can also go extremely deep. He’ll make an audiobook of the most boring narrative ever or even record himself reading a newspaper and women would rather listen to that than you to ever you give you a minute of the day.
Let’s take a good long look at another voicechad, Corpse Husband.
[UWSL]He is basically what you’d say a mixture of a borderline subhuman 30 year old fat Hispanic body with a 13 y/o emo just-hit-puberty notlikeothergirls personality. He is cringe. Desperately cringe. He has made many statements of him committing self harm and not being in a good headspace and yet women encourage his acts and start glamorizing his mental illnesses. Typical female behavior. His fanbase is consistent of pretty much 96% girls. If you are a man and enjoy watching his content, you may not be a man at all.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Thousands of horny teenage girls on Twitter and TikTok lust over him on a daily basis. Women are extremely superficial beings. They love to fantasize scenarios and live in them. They listen to a sexy deep voice, see two pics of his hands and immediately start imagining the guy as this tall dark afro emo looking anime character. They draw gay fan fictions of him buttfucking other tall dark handsome guys they imagine in their heads. They make scenarios where he is whispering in their ears. Calling them a bad bitch. Some girls want to be abused by him. Some were begging him on Twitter to choke them.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Women… were begging him… to kill and rape them… on Twitter.[/UWSL]
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Mom: sweetie, the voicepill is not real, it cannot hurt you!
The voicepill:
Women love men who show testosterone. Men who are tall and buffed, have strong jaw and chin, hunter eyes, body parts that show bones including and especially hands and fingers, and lastly, a deep voice.
[UWSL]If you have a soy / feminine voice that sounds like a female, it’s over.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]If your whole body shivers in cringe when you listen to your own recorded voice, it’s over.[/UWSL]
If you don’t sound masculine and your vocals aren’t deep and or calming enough, it’s over.
[UWSL]If you have never gotten compliments from others about your voice, even worse, if people have made fun of you for not having a manly voice, it’s over.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Believe it or not and although this might come as a shock for the copers here, women’d “sometimes” rather a short and relatively unattractive guy with a shockingly pleasant voice than a tall white guy with a shitty voice (although it’s EXTREMELY rare for chads to have bad voices, they’re an all-in-one top of the line computer, they have everything already built in.) “[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Look up former ricecel ProZD. [/UWSL]Not only his voice acting skills are top notch, his voice can also go extremely deep. He’ll make an audiobook of the most boring narrative ever or even record himself reading a newspaper and women would rather listen to that than you to ever you give you a minute of the day.
Let’s take a good long look at another voicechad, Corpse Husband.
[UWSL]He is basically what you’d say a mixture of a borderline subhuman 30 year old fat Hispanic body with a 13 y/o emo just-hit-puberty notlikeothergirls personality. He is cringe. Desperately cringe. He has made many statements of him committing self harm and not being in a good headspace and yet women encourage his acts and start glamorizing his mental illnesses. Typical female behavior. His fanbase is consistent of pretty much 96% girls. If you are a man and enjoy watching his content, you may not be a man at all.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Thousands of horny teenage girls on Twitter and TikTok lust over him on a daily basis. Women are extremely superficial beings. They love to fantasize scenarios and live in them. They listen to a sexy deep voice, see two pics of his hands and immediately start imagining the guy as this tall dark afro emo looking anime character. They draw gay fan fictions of him buttfucking other tall dark handsome guys they imagine in their heads. They make scenarios where he is whispering in their ears. Calling them a bad bitch. Some girls want to be abused by him. Some were begging him on Twitter to choke them.[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Women… were begging him… to kill and rape them… on Twitter.[/UWSL]
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