Experiment The ultimate Incel

[npcel]

Forum Game.. we create the ultimate incel.

Every answer adds one Incel trait and one year but it has to be at chronical order ( like "having no friends in kindergarten" comes before "discovering your cock is smol" ). The one who mess up the order has to give in into a landwhale.

I'll start with:

0 years -have your low normi curry father impregnate some ugly alcoholic roastie

 

[needsolution]

1 - you just born on the street and shit on the ground is first thing u do

 

[Deleted member 18515]

1 year You are born with a rare skin disease and deformeties. and a bus runs You over

 

[TheSecondComing]

2 - get diddled by your uncle

 

[Nothingness]

Just overage guy

 

[Speedloader]

3. Mother puts you on a soy diet

 

[needsolution]

4. u make account on incel forum

 

[Deleted member 18515]

4 you move to brazil and You start liking math

 

[npcel]

you guys enjoying your landwhale?!

5. discovering you are way smaller than your schoomates

 

[Deleted member 18515]

6 kidnapped by organ harvesters

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

7 you post on r/IncelTears

 

[npcel]

damn 7 years old.. already died twice and has probably 15k posts in online forums.. this is so depressing

 

[Teutonic Knight]

8 years kicked out of elementary school for being too ugly after parents of other kids complained their children didn't like you around

 

[tehgymcel420]

9 find out you are stuck in a toddler's body

 

[TheSecondComing]

9 - get diddled by your uncle... again

 

[Murdoch89]

9 Once you start in the workplace, co workers notice that your shy and timid and then they pick on you and call you a virgin

 

[needsolution]

10 you get kindapped by group of gays

 

[TheSecondComing]

11 - you are now NW2

 

[FinnCel]

13 you hit puberty but your balls never drop and your penis stays small

 

[Joelossus]

12 you start playing euro truck simulator 2 everyday.

 

[TheSecondComing]

14 - NW3

 

[Vermilioncore]

14 your asshole prolapses and you bleed anally and end up being knocked out by some thug afterward

 

[Guest2]

15- you try to show up to a house party but you're beaten up and taken pictures of with them posted online

 

[Deleted member 19457]

16 you're still virgin
17 you make an account on incels.co


It is truly over

 

[Hate_my_life]

ITT we can't count.

18 you become a moderator on r/IncelTears

 

[Indari]

18 rope but come back 3 days later as a saint and shoots up his high school

 

[TheSecondComing]

19 go ER

 

[78980n]

19 - first suicide attempt fails

 

[A_Dark_Sister]

19 you cut yourself out of self hate

 

[Deleted member 19236]

20. Starts to wagecuck

 

[PEETER]

21. Visits an escort out of desperation

 

[sub8male]

22. Visit an escort again (you were rejected the first time) Escorts only choose the clients they want. TeeHee.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

23. you accidently set yourself on fire and get 3rd degree burns all over your face

 

[Dionysus]

21. Lick ear wax x

 

[Naziarabwog95]

24. You start thinking about the easiest and painless way to die.

 

[Tunisiancel]

25.get diddled by your uncle again

 

[zangano1]

26. You go ER again

 

[needsolution]

27. jews rape u in a front of ur home

 

[littlemanhikicel]

28. Still a virgin and masturbate watching porn in the new years eve.

 

[newbiecel]

30. uncle won't diddle you anymore even though you offered
"Not this time, Edwin. You're personality isn't good"

 

[Guest2]

31- you realise you're called Edwin and cry for a year because of having such a shit name

 

[Neggr]

Just overage guy

 

[happiless]

32 - You move to Chadstralia for a job but get fired the first day and can't afford to move back.

 

[Fliptard]

33 - You fall back to incels.co after spending 2 weeks trying to get your password back.

You notice this thread and become extremely paranoid you’re being spied on and start asking all the users who contributed questions. Just get shat on and made a mockery of even further.

You are an outcast among outcasts.

 

[Oedipus]

34. You attempt to pander for money while being broke in Chadstralia but nobody gives you any because you’re too ugly to be approachable.

You decide you need to stay at homeless shelter.

 

[GoonCel]

35. prison because of (((sexual assault)))

 

[Izayacel]

9 find out you are stuck in a toddler's body

instant rope

 

[Yuhuhu]

36. Gay Tyrone assaults you and forces you to wear a butt-plug for the entirety of your jail time.