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Disclaimer: This is not a joke or satire, I am 100% dead serious. I don't want to offend any of you and I am incel too.
The following guide is about maximizing LMS. Personality doesn't matter as women will choose you, as long as you have L M S. You have to become a monster and have unfathomable levels of determination to succeed in this, but I believe in you fellow incels comrades.
1) LOOKS: The most important part of LMS and you should target it first, because the better looking you are the easier it is to moneymax and statusmax. First you got to gymcel to get an athletic lean body, train neck, hairmax, skinmax and teethmax. Meanwhile, you should do some research on surgeries that could improve your face. If surgeries can't improve you that much, don't bother getting them. Get LL if short, but with
above average frame for your height. Also don't forget to jelq for those penis gains.
2)MONEY: Women are making money nowadays too, so you got to step up your game. You need money both for looksmaxxing, statusmaxxing and betabuxxing, so it's as important as oxygen to you. Learn some skills and get a degree, invest, start a business, do some low-end job while in college/uni instead of rotting all day, rob a bank, hack your apartment block and steal their credit card info, do gay 4 pay or become a drug dealer. And the list goes on...Moneymaxxing takes lots of work, but you can't fail if you do everything right.
3)STATUS: there are standard ways to statusmax if you have L or M. If you have none of those, your only way to statusmax is to become a comedian of some sort(it will help you moneymax too).
Now once you've maxxed your LMS, you need the following combinations to get women to choose you.
L M S > L S > L M> M S = L > M = S
If you only have M or S then you have to be in the top 1% to get women to choose you.
If you follow my guide and max out your LMS succesfully, you won't be an INCEL anymore.
YOU WILL ASCEND AND YOU'LL BECOME A REAL MAN. FOIDS WILL NOW WANT TO MARRY/DATE/FUCK YOU. YOUR OPTIONS WILL BE LIMITLESS. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PUMP AND DUMP, GET AN LTR, MARRY etc.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A HAREM LIKE THIS:
YOU WILL ASCEND FROM SUBHUMAN TO HUMAN.
BUT MY GUIDE PROMISES MORE. BEING HUMAN ISN'T ENOUGH FOR US AFTER ALL. THERE IS ONE LAST STEP THAT WILL ASCEND YOU TO
D-E-M-I-G-O-D.
Make it happen fellow incel breathen!
The following guide is about maximizing LMS. Personality doesn't matter as women will choose you, as long as you have L M S. You have to become a monster and have unfathomable levels of determination to succeed in this, but I believe in you fellow incels comrades.
1) LOOKS: The most important part of LMS and you should target it first, because the better looking you are the easier it is to moneymax and statusmax. First you got to gymcel to get an athletic lean body, train neck, hairmax, skinmax and teethmax. Meanwhile, you should do some research on surgeries that could improve your face. If surgeries can't improve you that much, don't bother getting them. Get LL if short, but with
above average frame for your height. Also don't forget to jelq for those penis gains.
2)MONEY: Women are making money nowadays too, so you got to step up your game. You need money both for looksmaxxing, statusmaxxing and betabuxxing, so it's as important as oxygen to you. Learn some skills and get a degree, invest, start a business, do some low-end job while in college/uni instead of rotting all day, rob a bank, hack your apartment block and steal their credit card info, do gay 4 pay or become a drug dealer. And the list goes on...Moneymaxxing takes lots of work, but you can't fail if you do everything right.
3)STATUS: there are standard ways to statusmax if you have L or M. If you have none of those, your only way to statusmax is to become a comedian of some sort(it will help you moneymax too).
Now once you've maxxed your LMS, you need the following combinations to get women to choose you.
L M S > L S > L M> M S = L > M = S
If you only have M or S then you have to be in the top 1% to get women to choose you.
If you follow my guide and max out your LMS succesfully, you won't be an INCEL anymore.
YOU WILL ASCEND AND YOU'LL BECOME A REAL MAN. FOIDS WILL NOW WANT TO MARRY/DATE/FUCK YOU. YOUR OPTIONS WILL BE LIMITLESS. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PUMP AND DUMP, GET AN LTR, MARRY etc.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A HAREM LIKE THIS:
YOU WILL ASCEND FROM SUBHUMAN TO HUMAN.
BUT MY GUIDE PROMISES MORE. BEING HUMAN ISN'T ENOUGH FOR US AFTER ALL. THERE IS ONE LAST STEP THAT WILL ASCEND YOU TO
D-E-M-I-G-O-D.
✓BECOME THE ULTIMATE VOLCEL™.
AFTER FOLLOWING MY GUID, YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF A GREAT MAN. WOMEN LUST OVER YOU AND YOU KNOW IT.
BUT YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WOMEN ARE TRASH ANYWAYS. DON'T FORGET THAT YOU WERE TREATED AS A SUBHUMAN BY THE OPPOSITE GENDER IN THE PAST.
YOU NOW HAVE TO MAKE WOMEN CHASE YOU AND TO NEVER GIVE IN(remember that you will lose your wizard status if you do).
(btw there are almost no pics of men rejecting women on Google)
SHOW OFF YOUR L M S IN FRONT OF WOMEN EVERY TIME YOU ENCOUNTER ONE.
FLIRT WITH THEM AND MAKE THEM FALL FOR YOU HARD.
TRICK THEM INTO THINKING YOU ARE INTO THEM TOO.
ONCE THEY START FLIRTING INTENSELY AND TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU BY SHOWING OFF THEIR BODIES, GET A BONER AND HAVE THEM NOTICE IT(that's where jelqing comes into play).
LET HER TOUCH YOU AND MAKE HER THINK YOU ARE INTO IT.
THE REJECTION(this will give you the most intense feeling of fulfillment in life, you won't regret dying after experiencing this).
1)IF THE FOID LEANS IN TO KISS YOU, THEN YOU CAN EITHER REJECT HER BEFORE YOUR LIPS TOUCH OR EARLY INTO THE KISSING.
2)IF THE FOID ASKS YOU OUT FOR A DINNER, THEN ACCEPT THE INVITATION. HAVE A MEAL AND FLIRT WITH HER, MAKE HER PAY HALF AND TELL HER SHE HOW GREAT OF A FRIEND. IF SHE TRIES TO KISS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
3)IF SHE INVITES YOU FOR MOVIES AT HER HOUSE, THEN ACCEPT THE INVITATION. GO THERE, HELP HER PREPARE FOOD OR MAKE AN ORDER, WATCH PUT FOR VIAGRA(YOU DONT WANT HER TO POP A PILL IN YOUR DRINK), BE FLIRTY/FRIENDLY AND WATCH THE MOVIE WHILE BEING VERY CLOSE TO HER. LET HER LEAN ON YOUR SHOULDER OR LAP(IN THIS SCENARIO MAKE SURE TO GET A SEMI HARD BONER). NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR HER SEXUAL ADVANCES. YOU CAN REJECT HER AS SOON AS SHE TOUCHES YOUR DICK OR LET HER TOUCH IT FOR A WHILE AND REJECT HER AFTER YOUR DICK IS OUT AND SHE IS READY TO SUCK IT. BE READY TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM HER PHYSICAL ATTACKS.
IF YOU ARE BLUE BALL PRONE TAKES THINGS EASILY.
AFTER FOLLOWING MY GUID, YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF A GREAT MAN. WOMEN LUST OVER YOU AND YOU KNOW IT.
BUT YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WOMEN ARE TRASH ANYWAYS. DON'T FORGET THAT YOU WERE TREATED AS A SUBHUMAN BY THE OPPOSITE GENDER IN THE PAST.
YOU NOW HAVE TO MAKE WOMEN CHASE YOU AND TO NEVER GIVE IN(remember that you will lose your wizard status if you do).
(btw there are almost no pics of men rejecting women on Google)
SHOW OFF YOUR L M S IN FRONT OF WOMEN EVERY TIME YOU ENCOUNTER ONE.
FLIRT WITH THEM AND MAKE THEM FALL FOR YOU HARD.
TRICK THEM INTO THINKING YOU ARE INTO THEM TOO.
ONCE THEY START FLIRTING INTENSELY AND TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU BY SHOWING OFF THEIR BODIES, GET A BONER AND HAVE THEM NOTICE IT(that's where jelqing comes into play).
LET HER TOUCH YOU AND MAKE HER THINK YOU ARE INTO IT.
THE REJECTION(this will give you the most intense feeling of fulfillment in life, you won't regret dying after experiencing this).
1)IF THE FOID LEANS IN TO KISS YOU, THEN YOU CAN EITHER REJECT HER BEFORE YOUR LIPS TOUCH OR EARLY INTO THE KISSING.
2)IF THE FOID ASKS YOU OUT FOR A DINNER, THEN ACCEPT THE INVITATION. HAVE A MEAL AND FLIRT WITH HER, MAKE HER PAY HALF AND TELL HER SHE HOW GREAT OF A FRIEND. IF SHE TRIES TO KISS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
3)IF SHE INVITES YOU FOR MOVIES AT HER HOUSE, THEN ACCEPT THE INVITATION. GO THERE, HELP HER PREPARE FOOD OR MAKE AN ORDER, WATCH PUT FOR VIAGRA(YOU DONT WANT HER TO POP A PILL IN YOUR DRINK), BE FLIRTY/FRIENDLY AND WATCH THE MOVIE WHILE BEING VERY CLOSE TO HER. LET HER LEAN ON YOUR SHOULDER OR LAP(IN THIS SCENARIO MAKE SURE TO GET A SEMI HARD BONER). NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR HER SEXUAL ADVANCES. YOU CAN REJECT HER AS SOON AS SHE TOUCHES YOUR DICK OR LET HER TOUCH IT FOR A WHILE AND REJECT HER AFTER YOUR DICK IS OUT AND SHE IS READY TO SUCK IT. BE READY TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM HER PHYSICAL ATTACKS.
IF YOU ARE BLUE BALL PRONE TAKES THINGS EASILY.
Make it happen fellow incel breathen!
