"Teehee wouldn't it be so cool if I was dating a hot 100 year-old vampire and then I cheated on him with a hot werewolf and then I got back with the vampire and then he raped a baby into me and turned me into a vampire TEEHEE."
In any healthy civilization, she would choose Jacob Black, though it's just one big game."Teehee wouldn't it be so cool if I was dating a hot 100 year-old vampire and then I cheated on him with a hot werewolf and then I got back with the vampire and then he raped a baby into me and turned me into a vampire TEEHEE."
The wolf?
Chad becomes a consolation prize after terachad dumps. Brutal.
Not sure why he would settle for a human condom
Is it a good movie?
Fuck no lol.
Ok, not watching then.
They're so bad they're unintentionally hilarious. If you don't wanna waste your time watching all 5 fucking movies (understandably so) just watch this:
View: https://youtu.be/OvmhM4IjQ7M
I read the entire series in middle school during regional testing.
Alright seems interesting video, i'll watch it tomorrow.
Twatlight.
It's a good blackpill, because Kristin Stewart's character solely obsesses over Chad Vampire because of looks. He's a cold git that never shows the slightest care about her.
The biggest black pill about it is that she has a nice human simp who pretty much drools over her and is mid tier normie but she’d rather choose between fucking the gigachad corpse that treats her like shit and the Injun Chad dog that acts like a violent immature man child.
The cinematography in the original one was good though.
The cinematography in the original one was good though.
In a healthy civilization she wouldn’t have the right to choose. His father would have arranged her a marriage with a good human man (not werewolf or vampire) when she has reached puberty.
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Peak healthy civilization yeah.
The dad wants her to be with Jacob, the dog lol.
So in a “healthy” society she’d end up with the Chad Werewolf because that’s the guy her dad desperately tries to mate her with especially after the corpse dumps her in the second movie.
The dad wanted her to be with Jacob and actually tries to set her up with him.
Jacob is the injun dog man child.
In a healthy society she’d be married off to the nerdy blond human boy who absolutely worships her and simps for her during the whole thing.
Why are people here saying that a man simping and worshiping a foid as " healthy " ?
Most men already simp and worship women. Even misandrist women are worshipped.
If a woman actually loves a man , he would not need to simp or worship her in the first place.
Most men already simp and worship women. Even misandrist women are worshipped.
If a woman actually loves a man , he would not need to simp or worship her in the first place.
The Twilight book was made by a woman , that's why it's so blackpill. She basically wrote her fetishes and the book got turned into many movies.
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He couldn't get Bella's pussy, so he put a pre-order on her child
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