1) You can’t just US citizenship if you try to remove your Canadian citizenship (which itself is very hard).
You can still move over here permanently and get dual-citizenship. Even if you retain your "Canadian citizenship" you don't have to be forced to pay taxes to an illegitimate "government" if you decide to live here and you definitely don't have to go back once you exchange your fake rainbow plastic strips into bonafide greenbacks.
2) When did I say America is any better? Fuck America, it’s a war mongering zionist necon controlled piece of shit. If we were to join, it should be a new country, that begins with the slaughter all the elitist pieces of shit parasites.
America is the #1 country in the entire world while "Canada" is a shithole that leeches off of the economy and glory off of us and Britain. Your country never did anything on its own, never invented anything or contributed anything significant in the world and you are just seen as being in the corner overshadowed by our might.
Everything that "Canada" ever did in history, even in the World Wars, was under the name of the British Empire. Meanwhile we rekt the living shit out of Germany hard
twice on our own accord when Britain was being helplessly gangraped on all orifices by them. And then we were the ones that provided aid for Britain because we had the gold and the resources. Now the world runs under us and the Big Mighty Dollar!
You were basically Britain little bitch after you simped like a faggot that you still wanted monarchy after we legitimately fought a war for freedom to reject tyranny, yet you accepted it. Thus "Canada" is a traitorous state that exists in complete contrast to the foundations of American democracy.
Even after their empire lost its glory and Britain basically forgot about you and the rest of their dominions, you still don't find the opportunity to finally unite all of the continent in one Union under one Constitution and you cope by still believing you're British.
3) Canada is better than America. We have tax funded healthcare, higher income for the average person, and are more free overall.
Since our founding in 1973, The Heritage Foundation has been working to advance the principles of free enterprise, limited government, individual freedom, traditional American values, and a strong national defense.
www.heritage.org
Canada is the 9th most free nation in the world, while US is at 20 JFL.
If it wasn't for us letting you leach on to us, you would've been a thrid-world country worse than Honduras because you won't be able to support yourselves and you rely on our gibs. "Canada" have no real economy. Your rainbow "money" is not worthy of being legal tender.
"Free health care" is cope when it's subpar and low quality. When hospitals are shit and people have to wait a long time just to get treated. Not to mention that it makes your taxes too damn high. Contrast this with affordable private insurance that actually provides excellent and more efficient healthcare for those who are covered. This is what you get when you live under Communism.
We have better freedom of speech, better freedom of movement and the right to bear arms. We can literally say whatever the fuck we want and it doesn't matter how many people get triggered we are still allowed to say it. Whereas in "Canada", you can't talk shit about your precious queen that you worship everyday, get thrown in jail for misgendering a tranny or say something racist against anything that is non-white or French. Look what happened to the guy that ran Bestgore.com
And our democracy is better because we have a presidential system with proper checks and balances where we directly elect our leaders separate from our Congress. Unlike in your outdated and very inefficient parliamentary system that results in gridlocking and threats to your "democracy".
And why do immigrants from Mexico and Latin America, and everywhere else risk their lives and sacrifice what they had at home to come here? Why do millions of immigrants choose this country to fulfill their dreams, to start new successful businesses, own a decent house, and have a better quality of life? Because we are the land of freedom and opportunity and great things are only possible in this great nation. You can't do this in Communist "Canada" where everything is sanctioned and subsidized by the state.