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*It is assumed that the person in question has no religious reasons to not lose his/her virginity before marriage. (i.e. not Catholic, Mormon, Muslim etc.)
Male
10 and under: If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your babysitter molested you.
11-13: Giga-Chads and ghetto Tyrones - middle school badasses - will start to lose it at this age. Chads and some normies will start to have their first kiss.
14-15: Chads and some normies will start to lose it at this age. Almost all non-incels will have had their first kiss by this time.
16-17: This is the age where you should be a little worried if you have no prospects. Most normies who haven't lost it yet will lose it at this age. Being kissless at this age is very worrisome.
18-22: The ship has sailed for having teen love. College is your last chance to make sexual memories that could be considered somewhat normal. Even then, it'll feel like picking rotten fruit off the bottom branch of a tree while everyone else has a collection of shiny ripe apples. If you turn 20 and are still a virgin, it will become a MASSIVE social stigma. If you failed to get your first kiss by this age, it's almost certainly over.
22 and up: It's over. You're in the real world now. If it hasn't happened after several years of schooling, it won't happen now. Even if you became better-looking or less autistic, foids will immediately notice your lack of experience and it won't settle well with them. Enjoy feeling like half a man for your whole life. "B-b-b-but I can still make up for lost memories, right?"
Female
10 and under: If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your uncle molested you.
11-13: Most ghetto whores and upper-tier Stacies will get their cherries popped at this age.
14-15: The vast majority of girls will be or become non-virgins at this age. Thanks, (((media)))!
16-18: Huh? I don't know. Maybe you're very obese/ugly or just extremely antisocial but no worries, some desperate normie will bang you soon enough if you aren't too stuck-up to settle for a non-Chad.
19 and up: 404 not found
Male
10 and under: If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your babysitter molested you.
11-13: Giga-Chads and ghetto Tyrones - middle school badasses - will start to lose it at this age. Chads and some normies will start to have their first kiss.
14-15: Chads and some normies will start to lose it at this age. Almost all non-incels will have had their first kiss by this time.
16-17: This is the age where you should be a little worried if you have no prospects. Most normies who haven't lost it yet will lose it at this age. Being kissless at this age is very worrisome.
18-22: The ship has sailed for having teen love. College is your last chance to make sexual memories that could be considered somewhat normal. Even then, it'll feel like picking rotten fruit off the bottom branch of a tree while everyone else has a collection of shiny ripe apples. If you turn 20 and are still a virgin, it will become a MASSIVE social stigma. If you failed to get your first kiss by this age, it's almost certainly over.
22 and up: It's over. You're in the real world now. If it hasn't happened after several years of schooling, it won't happen now. Even if you became better-looking or less autistic, foids will immediately notice your lack of experience and it won't settle well with them. Enjoy feeling like half a man for your whole life. "B-b-b-but I can still make up for lost memories, right?"
Female
10 and under: If you're not a virgin at this age, it's because your uncle molested you.
11-13: Most ghetto whores and upper-tier Stacies will get their cherries popped at this age.
14-15: The vast majority of girls will be or become non-virgins at this age. Thanks, (((media)))!
16-18: Huh? I don't know. Maybe you're very obese/ugly or just extremely antisocial but no worries, some desperate normie will bang you soon enough if you aren't too stuck-up to settle for a non-Chad.
19 and up: 404 not found
