NSFW The Top 5 Tips To Maxxing Your Tinder Game

[KingOfRome]

1. Take High Quality Pictures

Think it's your looks keeping you from getting success on Tinder? Surely not! The first thing you need to know is females will swipe left on profiles with blurry pictures. Why? It's simple: because blurry pictures don't give them a good idea of what you look like, so naturally, they assume the worst and look for better prospects. Some people might suggest blurry pictures suggest you might be too poor to afford a quality camera, and that might be why they cause less matches, but they're misogynist pigs with toxic mindsets.

Here's an example of a bad Tinder picture that gets no matches:

If this pic looks a lot like yours, that might explain your lack of matches! But don't you worry. All it takes to get those likes rolling in is better picture quality.

Here's our friend's pic after maxxing out the quality:

Now, that just makes all the difference, doesn't it? If you're still not getting matches after doing this, read on! The next post will make your Tinder profile about 20% cooler and get those likes rolling in no time.

 

[GameDevCel]

put a NSFW tage next time

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Mogs me

 

[Deleted member 60]

put a NSFW tage next time

 

[KingOfRome]

2. Get A Good Bio

It's not just about looks. It's about personality, too. But in the highly competitive and fast-paced world of Tinder, you need to make the best first impression fast. Brevity is the soul of wit, as Mark Twain once said. So make her laugh! A quick one-liner with a witty sense of humor will absolutely increase your chances.

Here's our friend's quality-maxxed pic:

And here it is with just a dash of PERSONALITY!

Are your panties wet yet? Because hers sure will be. Our friend will increase his match rate tenfold with a bio like this!

But more tips are to come, so if you're STILL not getting matches yet, then you're probably doing all this wrong, but on the very off chance you're not, keep reading. There are three more tips for you.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Chad has his jaw for his bio and his eye area for his clothes.

 

[KingOfRome]

3. Get A Filter

Let's be real: everyone uses filters. With not even a minute of swiping, you'll see more than your share of disguting roast beef slime sultry vixens with dog faces and eyes bigger than their noses. So when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Get yourself a filter ASAP and watch your match rate multiply.

Before:

After:

WOOOOOOOOOW look at that difference! He looks like a male model. Really makes you want to go on Tinder right now and get that threesome, doesn't it?

Just two tips to go, so read on. Knowledge is power!

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Quality thread. Also since when is shit NSFW? There's dogshit on every street corner.

 

[YoungCurryCell]

Think i just puked a little tbh

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Quality thread. Also since when is shit NSFW? There's dogshit on every street corner.

You dont see THAT type though...

 

[Cuyen]

I fucking bet even this literal shit will get more matches lmaof

 

[KingOfRome]

4. Take Pictures With Friends

Would you date a friendless loser? If you answered "yes" to that question, then this is why you're inkel, sweaty! Joking aside, it really is important to show off your social circle so your matches know you have not a shadow of a doubt that your personality is on point. It helps to be better-looking than your friends, but that's not strictly necessary. After all, looks don't matter.

Before:

After:

At this point, your matches should have increased by at least 20 times the rate it was before. The likes will be absolutely rolling in.

One more tip, and you'll be making James Bond and Han Solo look like nerds with your smooth Tinder game.

 

[Cuyen]

Quality thread. Also since when is shit NSFW? There's dogshit on every street corner.

man,I see horse shits on streets thanks to gypsies who have horses here jfl

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Keep going op, I need more.

 

[ihaveno1]

lmao

 

[KingOfRome]

5. Take Pictures With A Dog

You've all heard this one, but trust me, it works. It's why guys who work in animal shelters get more play than any other men on Earth. Nothing is sexier to a worthless stupid cunt strong sexy queen than a strong, well-bred dog. So by including dogs in your Tinder profile, you are taking its sex appeal for yourself, much like an ancient Norse berserker who would wear the skin of a grizzly bear and gain its strength.

Before:

After:

You cannot comprehend the sheer sexual POWER of the final finished product. With these tips, you will break the algorithm and have your phone bursting with matches begging for your attention.

So go out there and get those dates, guys!

 

[Michael15651]

Facial features mogs me.

 

[KingOfRome]

@RageAgainstTDL @SergeantIncel

I meant to post this on Inceldom Discussion. Could you move this thread over there please?
Thanks

 

[Cuyen]

5. Take Pictures With A Dog

You've all heard this one, but trust me, it works. It's why guys who work in animal shelters get more play than any other men on Earth. Nothing is sexier to a worthless stupid cunt strong sexy queen than a strong, well-bred dog. So by including dogs in your Tinder profile, you are taking its sex appeal for yourself, much like an ancient Norse berserker who would wear the skin of a grizzly bear and gain its strength.

Before:

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After:

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You cannot comprehend the sheer sexual POWER of the final finished product. With these tips, you will break the algorithm and have your phone bursting with matches begging for your attention.

So go out there and get those dates, guys!

it seems legit to me since dog pill is legit af

 

[Deleted member 16455]

On your tinder profile just mention you’re white, over 6 feet, and love dogs. You will do just fine

 

[Cuyen]

On your tinder profile just mention you’re white, over 6 feet, and love dogs. You will do just fine

but dont forget to mention youre white