The titanic is the most depressing movie I’ve ever watched, it’s so fucking hilarious because it’s not even for the reason most people would think

[Clavicus Vile]

It wasn’t even because of the people dying, I haven’t seen a movie that had more intense romance than how it was with Rose and Jack. From start to finish the chemistry was hard felt, and it felt too natural, too well written. I hated every second of it, felt like my skin was burning off. The part where they practically played tag with each other on the ship then fucked afterwards had me yearning for rope. I was so happy when Jack died. Even in old age, Rose still was madly in love with Jack. Only a chad could obtain that type of love.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[kay']

Dnr

 

[Fat Link]

It wasn’t even because of the people dying, I haven’t seen a movie that had more intense romance than how it was with Rose and Jack. From start to finish the chemistry was hard felt, and it felt too natural, too well written. I hated every second of it, felt like my skin was burning off. The part where they practically played tag with each other on the ship then fucked afterwards had me yearning for rope. I was so happy when Jack died. Even in old age, Rose still was madly in love with Jack. Only a chad could obtain that type of love.

What made the movie even more infuriating is that Rose couldn’t simply be satisfied with uber tera rich giga Chad Billy Zane’s Cal who offered her the world on a silver platter as well the kind of good looking PSL god all women lust after to cum home to every night but just had to go and run off with Leo’s broke as a joke pretty boy Chad Jack.

Just proves that cunts are never truly satisfied when even rich giga Chad can be usurped by broke pretty boy Chad.

 

[outerdarkness]

Never seen it, never will.